Degen Stories.... - Page 196 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I have not gone to your level of destruction, but have broken about 5 controllers after losing to some 10 year olds at halo. Glad to see I'm not the only one.

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05-09-2013 , 08:58 AM

#4877

Paul AirHere

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 184

At least it seemed to be a real story.... Not necessarily degen but a good read nontheless. Im guessing the mandatory Alcohol counsling from the DUI helped changed your behavior? Funny how that workds out, good for you.

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05-09-2013 , 01:15 PM

#4878

Turbulenc3

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,170

Halo 3>>>>

Damn in the glory days, it was all that mattered.

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05-09-2013 , 01:52 PM

#4879

LeoTrollstoy

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,122

Really hope you replaced that tv, I'd feel like I really failed as a father if my kid is frisbeeing laptops thru my tv over a sub $10 sng

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05-09-2013 , 02:20 PM

#4880

Spectral Fury

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 348

Enjoyed reading the rage stories. Lol at $10k worth of destruction over $3 sng's.

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05-09-2013 , 04:24 PM

#4881

Hand Shaker

self-banned

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 3,094

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Originally Posted by LotGrinder

Pics of Lauren as promised..

Her face looks like a torn baseball mit.

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05-09-2013 , 09:05 PM

#4882

ChrisGil

adept

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 736

@ Paul AirHere

It was not cheap, lol. And actually, not being drunk 24/7 has done wonders for my mood just in itself alone, though I've taken more steps as well.

@ Turbulenc3

I still play sometimes to this day, but not nearly as competitively as before.
Halo 2 >>> Halo 3 >>>> Halo Reach and Halo 4
And Teh Pokerz >>>> all those games.

@ Hand Shaker
FWIW I still fapped.

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05-09-2013 , 10:43 PM

#4883

logik23

newbie

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 20

Won 280k playing blackjack in vegas, lost it in 1 hour at the same casino 5 days later after they gave me a free room. Had never been comped before, thought i was a boss...realized people that bet at the 50$ tables got the same room comped

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05-09-2013 , 11:48 PM

#4884

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

So you were betting 10k a hand and lost every one? Cmon son...if you're going to make a fake story put some effort into it. Paging LotGrinder.

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05-10-2013 , 01:01 AM

#4885

JT_sooted

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 138

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Originally Posted by millah10

I miss the old "Degen Stories...." thread, before LG started posting long-winded stories that are impossible to read all the way through. LG- there do seem to be people that actually care about your stories, though, so why don't you just create your own thread and stop filling this thread with your nonsense.

/rant

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05-10-2013 , 03:32 AM

#4886

SickerThanYoAvg

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 126

My best friends gf's mom, with a business, a house, and 5 kids living with her, gambled herself into bankrupcy. With her last dollars, bought a $10 scratch card and hit for $10 mil. Couple months later, her niece hit a $5 scratch card for $1 mil. Luck runs in the family lol

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05-10-2013 , 04:16 PM

#4887

DannyNegFan

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 168

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Originally Posted by Goat of Saturn

Anyway, after the past few months have been a ridiculous grind trying to rebuild my bankroll to its former glory, I was down to my last $461 this morning split between two sites. I say was because:

[x] degen in progress

Dude only made 2 posts, probably because he lost this parlay. Why I looked this up from 2009 I have no idea. Probably because I'm cheering for the degen.

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05-10-2013 , 09:25 PM

#4888

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

Not sure if you're asking if he lost, or stating that he lost.
The Rangers beat the Yankees 7-3. Sick sweat on the over. Just another reminder to never bet sports.

The Red Sox lost also, 5-2.

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05-10-2013 , 10:27 PM

#4889

ruo42

banned

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,581

I always bet sports...

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05-11-2013 , 08:23 AM

#4890

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Meh, sports arent degen, horses are where its at.

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05-11-2013 , 10:50 AM

#4891

PineappleBrah

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 174

I have a story

Finished 2nd in a mtt 2 weeks ago for $4k when I was driving a car for about 4 hrs time
Was playing on the phone while driving.
Anyone ever done that aswell?

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05-11-2013 , 03:01 PM

#4892

bob2222

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 720

cool story bro also dangerous could crashed your care..

Worth it for 4k wp

Last edited by bob2222; 05-11-2013 at 03:01 PM. Reason: wtf a care?

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05-11-2013 , 05:30 PM

#4893

justathought-

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 70

4k -> crash that didnt happen

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05-11-2013 , 05:44 PM

#4894

MSCHUMACHER

banned

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 122

I like this thread.

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05-11-2013 , 06:28 PM

#4895

milky159

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 488

This thread became more of a creative writing exercise.

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05-12-2013 , 04:10 AM

#4896

pokerbrod

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 33

Losing the roll during finals and degening out of a prestigious university

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05-12-2013 , 04:18 AM

#4897

pokerbrod

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 33

while playing 5-10 plo on ftp vs david chiu with only about 6k in roll...hard to study when stuck

Anytime I am feeling really degen I just walk around the pit games and slots to see all the inbreed super degens with meth face and realize I got nothing on them.