lol this is my first post, since everyone is sharing i think ill share too. i honestly belive i am the biggest low stakes degen, (maybe youngest too)
anyways i started at 16 yo, playing 1$ pokerstars with friands, the whole lets be at same table and talk on phone thing..... was fun
17 comes around, i found out i can deposit with western union on fake accounts, i have 500$ in my bank account. i of cource sayto my self (dude your awesome go win millions) of cource i didnt even think about how to cashout lol...., so i deposit 500$, and i go play 0.05/0.10 for about 10 minuts, after i win about 10$ i think i am baller and go up to 0.5/1 first hand i still remember, my j10 off suit, i flop 3 jacks
, guy catches river... 100$ shipped away from me. i go insta tilt (i had no idea of tilt before) and open up 4 more 0.5/1 tables with my full br on them (100 each), after couple hours, all 4 tables go to 0.
i get pissed off..............., smash my mouse, it breaks. i then realize that was my only mouse, i have no cash in account, my parents are poor, next paycheck is in 2 weeks. ****
alright lets fast forward about 6 month from then, i finish up hs, no clue how i passed all cources as i was skipping half of them playing 2$ poker with friands outside... anyways i got the whole summer to myself
and i dedicate myself to becoming pro poker player..... so there was a stars promotion like 10 entries to wsop though sattelites, i started making multiple account, on account 43 i get to final table of last sattelite, it gets to heads up, first gets wsop seat second gets 4.5k, i of cource want 4.5k since i am underage. now the other player sits out... i guess he was underage too, and i sit out as well, there are like dozens of railbirds waching this and they go berserk. w sit like that for half hour, mod comes along, says dudes better start playing or else. so i start playing and go all in with 74, he calls with 85, his hand stands and i see a nice 4.5k in account. 5 min later i am banned and ps says cause of multiaccounting i do not win anything, and also cause i am underage i am banned forever.
a few month go by, i go to college. life is good, i am finally 18... i make legit account on stars, and get my first credit card. OH if i knew, anyways
5k gone in about 5 days. i then of cource went into degen tilt mode thinking i am in such deep **** i got nothing to lose now, so i go and lose 10k of my osap which i had to give to college in 2 weeks. my parents find out and i take out 15k loan from bank, maying for college. i start partiing in college and fail out in first term. i go back home and start working in fast food restaurant, every paycheck i got for next 7 month i used to deposit online, i had 500 every 2 weeks
470-480 went to pokerz. anyways summer comes again and my dad loses his job, and they think i have about 5k saved up from my work...
and the sad part is they actually relied on that money, if i didnt give them it we were gonna lose home cause no way to pay mortgage. now you probably wont belive me but on the las paycheck before i had to give parents money i won a turney for 7k, (100$ turney on stars that starts at 1 am) it was so awesome. i quickly cashout and give rents 7k instead of 5
i tell them about poker, also i quit my job cause i though i turned pro poker player...
and theyr so happy i won 2k!!!! (i told them i won 2k so they wont find out ivv been donking off 5k for past 7 month, my parents are pretty oblivious of **** i do*
anyways, with 2k i start playing for first time in casinos now, i am 19 now and in canada... and i start playing 5/10 limit at nearby casino. and i was killing it, one night i ran up 200-1.2k i was so happy. wound up with 4k bankroll. gave it all to parents again and focused on getting a life.
my focus was lost about 4 month in, and i used my parents credit card for 4k online losing it all overnight, all on bj (now i became poker/bj degen). parents find out and my my nearly gets heart attack. shortly after my dad find a really good job and i dont feel bad no more. i find a very good job myself and start looking at college again. i also close my cridit cards.
now i am 19 years old soon to be 20 and i found out about insta debit, about 2 weeks ago i donked off 2k from my account (i had 2.1k in account) and today i decided to go and deposit on ub for first time. i had 40 in my checking account, i deposited 10$ 4 times
blowing half on bj and othr half on bj.
oh and i got into good college and am now thinking of quiting being a degen and start being a man
, but who knows
so to sum my
brag won 4.5k
brag won 7k
brag dad got good job
brag got into good college
brag i am not fat
beat wasted probably around 20k
beat, almost killed my mom
beat made me depressed as ****
beat failed out of college
beat lies lies and lies
beat i think i am good at poker
beat i have no money
beat i have no gf
beat i lost most of my friands due to poker
beat i lost respect from my parents
beat i stole from my parents
beat i still cant drive
beat i cried at night couple weeks ago
beat i am hopeless and youll be seeing me on tables probably soon enough