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11-06-2012 , 07:18 AM
I have to agree; any story involving less than a $1,000 swing is not worth sharing.
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11-06-2012 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by wWizardG
I have to agree; any story involving less than a $1,000 swing is not worth sharing.
I thought this was Degen Stories thread, and not big degen losses thread.

If just have 800$ to your name, need to pay rent, food (the works) and you need 800$ more to buy something, going to the casino feeling like "I'm gonna' double this" and you end up losing, that is f*cking degen.
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11-06-2012 , 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
$1000 should be about a paycheck for a decent ft job. Losing $30000 is 6-9 paydays for me depending on bonuses
Get off your high horse. Losing 30k may be 9 paydays for you, but it's a yearly salary for a large population. Don't act like you are better because you luckboxed a well paying job.
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11-06-2012 , 10:49 AM
Yea us gay college kids feel just as ****ty degenning away our minimum wage job salaries as you do your 5 figure one. It is about how ****ty you feel after wards.
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11-06-2012 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
$1000 should be about a paycheck for a decent ft job. Losing $30000 is 6-9 paydays for me depending on bonuses
You're FOS.

A person who makes that much money, can see where he went wrong. You're whining like a little girl who lost 32k and claim to earn 30k in about 2 weeks "DEPENDING ON BONUSSES". That's like half of your salary, worst case scenario that is "DEPENDING ON BONUSSES".
And you're bitching about a student with a monthly income of 500$ whom loses 280$, which is relatively seen as much as you have lost. He only values it way more than you do.

You're a very bad troll. DUCY?
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11-06-2012 , 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
$1000 should be about a paycheck for a decent ft job. Losing $30000 is 6-9 paydays for me depending on bonuses
Got to hate those jobs that only pay monthly.
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11-06-2012 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by vdjens
You're FOS.

A person who makes that much money, can see where he went wrong. You're whining like a little girl who lost 32k and claim to earn 30k in about 2 weeks "DEPENDING ON BONUSSES". That's like half of your salary, worst case scenario that is "DEPENDING ON BONUSSES".
And you're bitching about a student with a monthly income of 500$ whom loses 280$, which is relatively seen as much as you have lost. He only values it way more than you do.

You're a very bad troll. DUCY?
+5
what a POS
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11-06-2012 , 01:09 PM
I think we need to refocus a bit:

Adjective: Degenerate
Having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

noun: Story
a narrative, either true or fictitious (preferably true in this case), in prose or verse, designed to interest, amuse, or instruct the hearer or reader; tale.

I mean jesus. I get paid monthly and make a decent salary and most of the degen stories i've posted in this thread are +$1,000, and I feel ****ty after. But I remember times my freshman year of college shoving all-in when I rivered a flush in omaha only to lose to a boat and losing the entire $100 bucks I had saved by working hourly for like 4 days over spring break...I just don't post those because I have more recent and painful losses - but the story is still exactly the same in essence...

Bottom line is degens gonna degens, and all should feel free to come share. No offense meant to anyone here, but keep in mind that losing money is not a d*ck measuring contest. It's a bad thing, something we all feel shameful about, and something many of us can't control. This thread is not supposed to be "oh this guy lost more than me and therefore I'm somehow less of a degen", and if that is what this thread is to anyone...you should think about the implications of that line of thinking long and hard.

And due to my long and mostly pointless thread derailment...I'll post a few more degen stories in about 45 minutes.
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11-06-2012 , 01:22 PM
And let me try and counter some anticipated follow-up comments:

1) not a degen story / you suck at PLO...first time playing, and given more detail it was degen i promise.

2) "oh this guy lost more than me and therefore I'm somehow less of a degen" - noone thinks that way...Ok there are many similar lines of thinking that are equally dangerous that I shall list below:

1. See this guy lost xxx too, therefore it's ok that I lost mine.
2. See this guy lost xxx, and he clawed back therefore it's ok for me to takes these risks
3. This guy gambles for penny's while I'm here losing G-stacks...what a pussy.

The point of swapping experiences is what is called a "free lesson", an opportunity to apply the lessons of others to your own experiences (hopefully for the good) not to use others experiences as a measuring stick against your own activities...I mean that line of thinking just doesn't make logical sense.
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11-06-2012 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Got to hate those jobs that only pay monthly.
Well in Canada most people I know are paid every two weeks. Yes im whining about losing 7 pay checks which would take over 3 months to make back, doesn't matter if $800 is all you have it's still not that degen to lose
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11-06-2012 , 01:43 PM
11-06-2012 , 01:50 PM
Not trying to brag about good job doesn't matter anyone could easier get work in my industry but most peoPle can't work 8 100 hr weeks in a row. I'll admit losing $500 might be degen and big for some but it's just not interesting to read
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11-06-2012 , 03:21 PM
IMO the people who don't have alot of money to lose but still gamble are way more degen than someone that works ft and donks off a couple grand at a casino. I'm talking about the people that sit in chairs at my local liquor store that look homeless and play Keno for 6 hrs straight- They're probably not losing more than a couple hundo but god damn
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11-06-2012 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
Not trying to brag about good job doesn't matter anyone could easier get work in my industry but most peoPle can't work 8 100 hr weeks in a row. I'll admit losing $500 might be degen and big for some but it's just not interesting to read
Wow...What a sad little person. Enjoy your millions
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11-06-2012 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Consolas
Wow...What a sad little person. Enjoy your millions
How is this sad at all? Just saying most people aren't willing to go live at a mining camp and work everyday, it's barely worth what it pays
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11-07-2012 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
How is this sad at all? Just saying most people aren't willing to go live at a mining camp and work everyday, it's barely worth what it pays
Just stfu. Your critique of this thread sucked and your subsequent attempts to justify it suck even more. No one gives a **** about your elitist opinion.
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11-07-2012 , 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by J_Phil
Just stfu. Your critique of this thread sucked and your subsequent attempts to justify it suck even more. No one gives a **** about your elitist opinion.
I'd +1,000,000 this but I know you'd just degen it away....
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11-08-2012 , 01:58 AM
Of course the level of degeneracy is not determined by the amount of $$$ lost.

For instance, the story about the school bus driver who rerouted his bus route just to put $0.25 in a slot machine is a classic degen story, yet the guy didn't even gamble a penny of his own money (he found the quarter on the floor of the bus).

I just think that the stories involving small losses tend to be boring, as most of them are:

"I was grinding $5NL, had a 4 buy in downswing, went on tilt, took a shot at $25NL and lost my whole roll!!! "
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11-08-2012 , 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by J_Phil
Just stfu. Your critique of this thread sucked and your subsequent attempts to justify it suck even more. No one gives a **** about your elitist opinion.
I think this is one of the best threads on the site and a good 75% of the posts are great, it's just disappointing when the thread is bumped and you expect a juicy degen story but turns out to be some low stakes shot taking kid who lost $108
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11-08-2012 , 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
I think this is one of the best threads on the site and a good 75% of the posts are great, it's just disappointing when the thread is bumped and you expect a juicy degen story but turns out to be some low stakes shot taking kid who lost $108
I think what ppl r trying to tell u is that if some kid only has even $400 for something important (lets say he needs to say his bills + buy food soon) but still proceeds to gambles ALL of it n lose, hes a bigger degen than u will ever be thus making him qualified to post his degeneratly stupid story
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11-08-2012 , 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by khangura175
I think what ppl r trying to tell u is that if some kid only has even $400 for something important (lets say he needs to say his bills + buy food soon) but still proceeds to gambles ALL of it n lose, hes a bigger degen than u will ever be thus making him qualified to post his degeneratly stupid story
Thanks for not being a dick like a lot of other who flipped out because I said some stories here were not interesting, which a lot of people probably felt the same

If you gamble away your food and rent money that is degen but it's just the odd one about losing a $50 deposit which is kinda weak, no offense to anyone really
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11-08-2012 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
I think this is one of the best threads on the site and a good 75% of the posts are great, it's just disappointing when the thread is bumped and you expect a juicy degen story but turns out to be some low stakes shot taking kid who lost $108
x2
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11-08-2012 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by khangura175
I think what ppl r trying to tell u is that if some kid only has even $400 for something important (lets say he needs to say his bills + buy food soon) but still proceeds to gambles ALL of it n lose, hes a bigger degen than u will ever be thus making him qualified to post his degeneratly stupid story
+1

The amount of money that is degened is irrelevant, what matters is the importance of said money to the life of the degener.
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11-08-2012 , 06:46 PM
Anybody who has gambled heavily for a long period of time probably has dozens of these stories. I know I have quite a few and some of mine are funny, some are shocking and some are just sad. I don't understand why so many people think it's "cool" to be a broke, desperate degenerate whose life is falling apart.
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11-08-2012 , 08:03 PM
its only cool on bbv lol
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