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10-19-2012 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by absolutefish
Not English; just the idiots.
Same thing

In b4 racist ban!
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10-20-2012 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
#5 cut them in for 10% of your winnings to keep them happy and quiet
Lol what winnings? Any degen who wins a substantial sum always winds up blowing it within 6-48 hours and never gets to withdraw
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10-20-2012 , 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Otompsett
Lol what winnings? Any degen who wins a substantial sum always winds up blowing it within 6-48 hours and never gets to withdraw
true,

If he ever withdraws though, he would need to cut them in for 10% or something since it will be going through their checking account...
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10-25-2012 , 03:51 AM
Opened account on Poker site lost 20$ in two hours of the 200$ i deposited clicked blackjack won it back quit. went back later wondering why play poker when its so much easier to win at black jack. approximately 95 seconds later 200$ = 0$ self ban for ever from side games nother trip to wal mart to go through bull**** money gram lady reload for 200$. So much for 100% first deposit bonus...

Sorry if this isnt degen enough for you it made me feel like throwing up though
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10-26-2012 , 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Nonsense
for the love of god someone buy this and share.. so much fail..
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10-26-2012 , 09:33 AM
I watched a few of those reviews, I felt dirty after.
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10-26-2012 , 02:36 PM
The disclaimer is pretty awesome.
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10-26-2012 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dgiharris
There is a simple fix here though it will require some leg work on your end.

#1 find a relative you trust that doesn't play poker
#2 have them open a P.Stars account
#3 move so that your IP address changes (or somehow change your IP address)
#4 play under their screen name
#5 cut them in for 10% of your winnings to keep them happy and quiet
#6 never tell a soul that you did the following
#7 change your cell phone number in the event P.Stars ever has to contact you about your account
#8 make sure your new cell number is the one P.Stars has

when there is a will, a degen will find a way
lmao very true..

actually i moved over to partypoker and i hate the software and everything about it but loving the game play ahhahaha
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10-28-2012 , 06:50 AM
**** my $50/spin degenaments will be added in this clown thread - after I get the cashout
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10-28-2012 , 06:07 PM
LOL taking the bus to the casino to play 1-2 with 700. Getting two outtered 4x in 3 hours and having to wait 5 hours for bus ride back.

Canceling all my bank accounts in time to avoid paying poker sites.
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10-28-2012 , 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fivetrees
lost 500€ on roulette. friend says pick black im feeling it..obv. i pick red and black hits......almost depoisted 1000€ to try chase loses...but i had discipline not to.

never play this ****** game again. i swear!
S nfc.
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10-28-2012 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by stepierc
Opened account on Poker site lost 20$ in two hours of the 200$ i deposited clicked blackjack won it back quit. went back later wondering why play poker when its so much easier to win at black jack. approximately 95 seconds later 200$ = 0$ self ban for ever from side games nother trip to wal mart to go through bull**** money gram lady reload for 200$. So much for 100% first deposit bonus...

Sorry if this isnt degen enough for you it made me feel like throwing up though
It's not about the amount, it's about the blatant disregard of logic

Very degen sir. Well played?
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10-29-2012 , 03:09 AM
2007, 18 years old, was down to 3k on paradise poker after loosing 2k in a night playing nl200.

obv solution, take whole bankroll to play HU at 10/20. within an hour i ran it up 16k winning with sick coolers against this guy (AK vs AQ all in pre when i'm playing bipolar mode). ended up running it up to 19k that night whilst on life tilt.

but then it happened. i lost a 2k buyin to this guy. (*gasp*)

testosterone infused teenage monkey tilt begins. obv solution - 2k hands of blackjack

some force of nature intervened and i went to bed at 6 am with 3k in my acct.

thought at the time = /self
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10-29-2012 , 01:57 PM
but what if you ran that last 3k back up to 19k? imagine the possibilities!!!
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10-29-2012 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
I have a friend who has flunked out of Gamblers Anonymous many times and he told me this story. A school bus driver in Illinois was at a G.A. meeting and said one day on his route one of the kids dropped a quarter on his way off the bus. He quickly scooped it up and drove to Harrah's with kids still on the bus. Told them he'd be back in a few minutes and put the quarter in a slot machine with predictable results , came back and finished his route.
Win
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10-29-2012 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
I have a friend who has flunked out of Gamblers Anonymous many times and he told me this story. A school bus driver in Illinois was at a G.A. meeting and said one day on his route one of the kids dropped a quarter on his way off the bus. He quickly scooped it up and drove to Harrah's with kids still on the bus. Told them he'd be back in a few minutes and put the quarter in a slot machine with predictable results , came back and finished his route.
Holy Mother of God
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10-29-2012 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
I have a friend who has flunked out of Gamblers Anonymous many times and he told me this story. A school bus driver in Illinois was at a G.A. meeting and said one day on his route one of the kids dropped a quarter on his way off the bus. He quickly scooped it up and drove to Harrah's with kids still on the bus. Told them he'd be back in a few minutes and put the quarter in a slot machine with predictable results , came back and finished his route.
There is no win in this story. But it is a sick story.
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10-30-2012 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
I have a friend who has flunked out of Gamblers Anonymous many times and he told me this story. A school bus driver in Illinois was at a G.A. meeting and said one day on his route one of the kids dropped a quarter on his way off the bus. He quickly scooped it up and drove to Harrah's with kids still on the bus. Told them he'd be back in a few minutes and put the quarter in a slot machine with predictable results , came back and finished his route.
I think I just cried with laughter.
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10-30-2012 , 11:14 AM
Winning 50K+ w/ roulette (see thread):



Running well @ 1000PLO and above (normally playing 50PLO = 150 BI upswing under an hour):
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10-30-2012 , 11:47 AM
Point and laugh. Everybody, point and laugh. Ant then throw a few rocks.
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11-02-2012 , 06:22 AM
+1 worth a watch lmao
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11-02-2012 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Swalker
"And now I look at the casino as a way of pulling out money... it's like an ATM."

Can't say I didn't LOL.
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11-02-2012 , 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by gibbo1969

Eventually I sat outside the houses of pariliament and it dawned on me. I broke into tears and sat sobbing like a baby for what must have been an hour. A policeman came up to me asking what was wrong, and I blurted the whole story out. How I'd lied, cheated, stole, and lost the house my wife and I had spent so long trying to save up for.

He called for a police car, and they took me to a police station. I was made to ring my parents at 1am in the morning, waking them up. I had to explain everything on the phone to them, where I was, what was happening.

They drove to pick me up, and when they arrived at the police station, they didn't say a word. they didn't have to. I could see how hurt they were. As we drove home I couildn't speak to them. I just sat looking out the window thinking what an absolute let down of a son I was.

Then came the really hard part. I had to sit and tell my wife what I'd done. How I'd gambled away every single penny we had. We didn't have anywhere to go, we had no home ( or we wouldn't have in 48 hours ).
Why would a policeman "take" you to a police station and make your ring your parents at 1am. No f chance
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