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04-17-2009 , 08:10 PM
okay yall, all these stories are examples of what we are not suppossed to be doing, well for the most part at least

anyway, lets keep this thread going, i know there are some people that need to share there degen stories, come on cough it up
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04-17-2009 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by trenbrothers
That's some story Redux. Where's your self-restraint? Sounds like you definitely need some time off from the tables.
But at least you're still, and I quote " physically pretty". Meaby you can squeeze a nickel out of that. Good luck!
Lol don't misquote me. I wrote "physically pretty ok", meaning I haven't degenerated into some 150 kg blob who takes no care of himself and never sees the light of day. And by intoxicants I meant I don't suffer from alcoholism or smoke or have a drug problem. That might sound condescending to someone but whatever...

As to my story, I don't get the paycheck until Monday so it's a weekend without the grind. A lost opportunity. Maybe I'll play some FPP satellites.

More on degening: for me it started when I was introduced to slot machines when I was 13. They have them in virtually every grocery store and supermarket here where I live. Subsequently got into sportsbetting but that never was a serious issue for me. When you start at a young age it really grows on you.

When I was 15 our school class did a trip to another town where we visited an amusement park. Aside from the usual rides and stuff there were a few game halls with numerous slots. I spent the whole time there and lost everything I had with me. Was preeetty bummed afterwards. I guess I got what I had gone after, though - as the old saying goes for a gambler gambling and losing is the next best thing after gambling and winning. Addictions suck.

I'm not quite sure how the urge for gambling translates into poker. Well I know I'm not on the nittier side but I think especially in PL omaha it can be really detrimental. Assuming, of course, that you have some clue about what you are doing - it's not hard to limp-call and check-call urself broke in any game. But in PLO you know you are rarely that far behind no matter how you play so if you crave action you might just love to get it in time after time and eventually the small edges add up big. I've never had anyone review my play but I think I have huge leaks in that department. Also I have a serious fancy play syndrome (even if I get it right on my reads pretty often 3-/4-betting postflop in omaha with little to no outs with majority of your stack is not good poker).

Anyway, post more, folks.
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04-18-2009 , 03:23 PM
after playing for 5 hours and breaking even last night i took half my roll and sat down at a 5-10 plo game for 2 rotations, chopped one 800 dollar pot for a small profit, and then won the last hand i played for 38 dollars profit

got up and went to bed a winner


i have on numerous occasions taken 100 dollar deposits and ran them up to 2-3k playing heads up 50nlhe or 50plo only to take a shot and go bust.


am working hard on getting rid of most my degen habits, obv still have the urge to play bigger
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04-18-2009 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by OrganicGreen
I once put $3k on the clippers... THE CLIPPERS!!
WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!!
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04-18-2009 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by EYESCREW
WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!!
hahahaha
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04-18-2009 , 06:41 PM
i used to play 25nl on a $200 roll
DEGEN
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04-18-2009 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by robhimself
At Turning Stone in upstate NY, I once turned 200 into $23,000 on a blackjack run over 24 straight hours of play. Went to my room, passed out, woke up in the morning, sat down and was broke within 2 shoes.

Once at Foxwoods I ran $2,000 into $91,000 in craps in 5 hours or so. For some reason got sick of playing craps, played 5k a hand blackjack on 3 spots, lost every hand save for one blackjack for 5 minutes or so until i was down to $6,000. Threw the $6,000 on black, lost of course and drove home.

At the Wynn this past summer I got talked into playing 25/50NL with 100 ante on the button against a bunch of LA pros, Duthie and Booth. Bought in for $10,000, cashed out for $32,000, walked to the craps table, put $25 on the line, point was 8, threw $32,000 across on the board, threw a 7 right back.

At the 2008 WSOP I got into event 7 ($2k NLH) through one of their $225 satellites, won it, cashed for $7k in the event, sat at a 10/25NL game, got up to $15k, played some Baccarat at MGM, got up to $90k or so which I took to Bellagio and lost within the hour on craps.

My overall summer estimate was +$200k in cash and tourney poker, -$300k in craps, baccarat and blackjack.
This thread needs more stories like this.
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04-18-2009 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by OrganicGreen
I once put $3k on the clippers... THE CLIPPERS!!
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Originally Posted by EYESCREW
WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!!
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Originally Posted by nghiemster
hahahaha
Would have been worse if you put $$$ on the Loins
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04-18-2009 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by MrAmazing View Post
I thought I would post another........

Hopefully this will make everyone feel better about themselves.
This is 100% true story.

5 years ago I stated playing home games with a group of approx 6 friends.
We were all donks but enjoyed our $10 buy-in games.

I deposited $20 on "pokerroom"
1 week before xmas I ran my $20 to $3600 in a few hours.
I cashed out full amount and bought a nice couch.

After that I started depositing $20 - $50 at a time to various sites.
Zero bankroll mngt and deposited approx 50 + diff times, zero cashouts.
I worked full time, so I just used my money to play, no real savings.
Over a 1 year period I stopped talking to ALL my friends, stopped seeing a nice girl and really had zero money except my $1000 check every 2 weeks.

I played a "freeroll" tourney I qualified in and won $45k.

Over a period of 2 years I blew the $45k on eating out, poker deposits, and lost 10k in stock market. I took 6k to vegas and played 1.5k wsop tourney.
I got sucked out on in the tourney, got tilted and took 4k to caesers and put on roulette black...red hit. I only had 10 bucks to my name in vegas for 3 more days....then flew home.

I would go play 2/5nl at local poker room....take a bad beat, then take all my money to blackjack and lose....happened 20+ times.

Various times I would rush my $300 stack to 2k plus and then go to blackjack table to blow it....then go to bank machine and take out all my money for blackjack.....i would lose....then I would go home, get a payday advance...go to blackjack....i would lose....i would go home and count my change....i would live on $20-$60 in change til my next paydate....
rinse/repeat.

Then I stated depositing via "echeck" would lose and bounce my echeck.
I did this on 4 different sites and obv got banned.
I owed apporx $1500.00 and never paid, went on my credit report.

After blowing thur my 10k savings with pokerdeposits I only really had a few hundred bucks with no savings and zero credit. Only my 1k every 2 weeks from work.

My mother got sick, so I moved to my parents upper level apartment they could not rent out and now help out with $$$ by paying them rent for there mortage

So...as of today......

I am 33yrs old, I have exactly $200 cash to my name, I owe a payday loan place $500.00, zero online money, I live with my parents, I have ZERO friends, I put on 100lbs in 2 years and am up to 300lbs, I eat like crazy, I'm starting to get chest pains daily so I think I have another major problem.

Over the last few weeks, I will sometimes take a 10min break from work and go to the bathroom to cry about my life and my situation.

But I get paid next week so I can make another deposit online...ship it!
oh my god, that story is insane, feel bad for you dude.
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04-18-2009 , 09:22 PM
This thread has got lamer since some people misread the title as degen life stories
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04-18-2009 , 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by IamPro
Would have been worse if you put $$$ on the Loins
loloins
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04-19-2009 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by sneaks619
My Degen story from a few years ago (not as good as some of the others but hey)

Lost like 4k on bodog playing blackjack, let it ride, 3 card poker one night being piss ass drunk, So i say *** it and empty out my account for about 5k (this was when bodog would deposit direclty to my checking account within days)

Anyways, a few days later i log into my account to see like 509 bucks in there in my casino balance. "im like WTF i emptied the account, what gives??" so i call up bodog and i guess you get points or the equivalent to rakeback for betting in there casino. I was betting like 500 dollar hands on BJ so i'm like "sweeeeet freeroll".

So i fire up the blackjack table at my work, throw a 500 bet up there and see if i can run it up. Obviously I get dealt AA and the dealer is showing a 5. So i'm like *** what do i do, i obv. call up my degen buddy who says "man you got to split". I obv. have my whole account on the table So i pull out the credit card and put another 500 onto the table. You can imagine what the next card was....... A. So now i'm somewhat tilted but then again I have A A A with the dealer showing a 5, So i do what every degen does and pull out the credit card again to put another 500 down so i can split the 3rd ace. All this while bodog is charging me like 20 bucks each just to put the money on.

So i have 1500.00 on the table with A A A dealer showing a 5, and i obv. get **** on with like a 6, 7, 2, dealer flops over another 5 then a queen. Game over

Cliff notes:

bodog gives me a free 500, so i then play one 500 dollar hand of blackjack where they then deal me 3 aces which causes me to have to deposit another 1040 so i can split all 3 hands. They then obviously just **** on me

*** you bodog!
i hate them.

needing to call the degen friend detracts from the degen-ness of this post, but none the less nh.
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04-19-2009 , 08:41 PM
About 4-5 years ago, I used to play at the Tropicana in AC 5-6 days a week so I got to know most of the players fairly well.

Anyway, this 22 year old kid recent college grad began playing from either Virginia or North Carolina every weekend. He'd drive the 6-8 hours each weekend.

After a few months, he decides to move to AC and become a "pro." Within two weeks, the guy is busto and a 12 month lease on an apartment. He literally has no money for food or rent.

So the guy hangs around the room going to each table saying he'll do anything for a $1. People are having him sing "Mary had a little lamb" or tell funny jokes for a $1.
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04-19-2009 , 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkMagus
i used to play 25nl on a $200 roll
DEGEN
seems familiar.

i built my roll from $100 deposit.
i bought pt3 and 4 tabled 25nl immediately because i didnt want to do the 10nl grind.

i've never looked back.
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04-19-2009 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by chajee
About 4-5 years ago, I used to play at the Tropicana in AC 5-6 days a week so I got to know most of the players fairly well.

Anyway, this 22 year old kid recent college grad began playing from either Virginia or North Carolina every weekend. He'd drive the 6-8 hours each weekend.

After a few months, he decides to move to AC and become a "pro." Within two weeks, the guy is busto and a 12 month lease on an apartment. He literally has no money for food or rent.

So the guy hangs around the room going to each table saying he'll do anything for a $1. People are having him sing "Mary had a little lamb" or tell funny jokes for a $1.
Solution: job
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04-19-2009 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by IamPro
Solution: job
ok capt obv.

OBV you missed the point that this dude was SO DEGEN he would rather do those things for a 1$ THAN EASILY GET A JOB WITH HIS COLLEGE DEGREE.


face palm to your post...
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04-19-2009 , 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by OGKUSH88
ok capt obv.

OBV you missed the point that this dude was SO DEGEN he would rather do those things for a 1$ THAN EASILY GET A JOB WITH HIS COLLEGE DEGREE.


face palm to your post...
Someone has something up their ass and its not me

I guess you're that 22 yr old loser
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04-20-2009 , 01:20 PM
I live and go to school near AC on my way to a MBA. Sometimes I head down there before school and try to grind a little. School starts at 6, I have to leave around 5ish to get there and park...

I am at the Taj, it is just after 5 and I am on the button, playing 1/2 up 300. I say to myself this is my last hand, I have a quiz... I look down at KK...I think to myself ok, a good hand to end the night. One guy who has me nearly covered (+/- $50) raises to $12 in MP. I reraise to $40. He makes it $100. He has been very LAG until this point, so I push. Instacalls with AA...well I rebought and stayed there until 3:30 am...needless to say I missed class got a zero on the quiz and missed a lesson that took me at least three weeks to catch up with. not very degen yet, we will see what the final grades are like...
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04-20-2009 , 01:26 PM
^ Just thinking about the Taj makes me want to take a shower.
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04-20-2009 , 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SPOB15
I live and go to school near AC on my way to a MBA. Sometimes I head down there before school and try to grind a little. School starts at 6, I have to leave around 5ish to get there and park...

I am at the Taj, it is just after 5 and I am on the button, playing 1/2 up 300. I say to myself this is my last hand, I have a quiz... I look down at KK...I think to myself ok, a good hand to end the night. One guy who has me nearly covered (+/- $50) raises to $12 in MP. I reraise to $40. He makes it $100. He has been very LAG until this point, so I push. Instacalls with AA...well I rebought and stayed there until 3:30 am...needless to say I missed class got a zero on the quiz and missed a lesson that took me at least three weeks to catch up with. not very degen yet, we will see what the final grades are like...
why would you makeit your hand if your on the button? do you always spit on free value?

you realise if u had left utg rather than buy the blinds u wldnt have had that hand in the first place?

oh btw, im not very degen

Last edited by FastMotion; 04-20-2009 at 01:35 PM. Reason: booya
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04-20-2009 , 01:48 PM
I play 25nl on a 5500$ bankroll I grinded from initial 25$ deposit. Ive cashed out twice for another 5000$ (combined). Every time I try moving up I play on scared money so eventually I just stopped.

I also don't multitable more than 4 at once.
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04-20-2009 , 01:54 PM
Hi I'm LuckyJimm
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04-20-2009 , 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by luckyjimm
Hi I'm LuckyJimm
/thread
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04-20-2009 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by alazo1985
I play 25nl on a 5500$ bankroll I grinded from initial 25$ deposit. Ive cashed out twice for another 5000$ (combined). Every time I try moving up I play on scared money so eventually I just stopped.

I also don't multitable more than 4 at once.
You´re everything that´s wrong with Poker nowadays.

Die plz.
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04-20-2009 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by FastMotion
why would you makeit your hand if your on the button? do you always spit on free value?
Well, the name of the thread is "Degen Stories...." fwiw
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