^lad.

Bumped into a guy I went to school with at a local casino. He was a quiet kid at school but I heard that he was secretly a huge degen.

I get chatting to him during the daily donkament and he tells me that he spun his $2k deposit on Stars upto $144k then spewed it all away, including losing 60k in one day. I didn't believe a word of it as he is known to talk a lot of bs. So I asked him for his screenname so I could look him up on PTR when I got home.

This is what I found: http://www.pokertableratings.com/ful...rch/FakeMonies

So turns out he wasn't lying at all (if that is indeed his account).

I can assure you the military will not be taking anyone with over 100k in debt and bankruptcy issues. Anyways good luck STL. I know your dad kicked you out, but there's no possible way he will let you move back in if you go get help for your gambling addiction?

ima degen too

lmao, i do this also. i open up my window from the top floor and piss on the roof.

sick story bro

'bout top 3,50 itt

friend might be Isi??

Laughing so hard it hurts

Not sure why I'm reading this on a poker forum. Seems like you'd be well to stay clear...

haha,

when I was 18 I sold some blood to buy apple sourz.

depositing on ftp

bump.

Biggest degen story of all time.

Just read it. You'll find it very hard to believe , but its true.
http://www.texasholdem-poker.com/for...st-t26799.html

[ ] read or clicked on it
[?] found it hard to believe
[x] what i want to say would be certain to get me banned

^^yea that

soooooooo +++1

he had me laughing real hard from the get go but the end just KILLED me

walked up to william hill at the top of my road earlier and got £30 out for some roulette. put a tenner in the machine. put £6 on black its zero i lose. put £4 on black its red. put the other £20 in on black its red again. come home put £30 on bwin for some more roulette. £30 on red its black i lose. deposit £60 put it on red its black i lose. deposit £125 put it on red its black i lose. deposit £250 put it on red its black i lose. deposit £500 put it on red finally i win. cash out £980 put £20 on black and lose........

gtfooo

haha

Back in 2006 I did this for months with my entire online roll every time I had a losing session. It went on for a long time but one day I got Martingaled.

damn starlight used to comment on my blog and was a nice guy albeit with a strange lifestyle....

although not sure if grinding limit poker at 25c/50c is degen lol

You got a point. But leave religion out of this. There is more to the US economy collapse than spending on bombing the **** out of foreign countries. $700billion of our tax dollars went to the banks, against our votes, while they already only steal money and provide nothing useful or tangible to society.

http://front.moveon.org/scribbling-s...lQ9iA;facebook must-watch.

And it is pretty degen if you ask me... Busted BR big time...

On my first trip to Macau I brought HKD2,000 (the equivalent of US$300), lost 1500 in 3 hands of Baccarat and turned the last 500 into 3,000 playing baccarat, leaving me with a 1,000 profit (US$70). About two months of excessive spending later I was broke and only had HKD2,000 left so I went to Macau with it, I lost 1500 quickly and bet the last 500 and turned it into over 10k before losing 4k I spent the other 6k so I ended the trip even. About a week later I only have HKD1k left so I bet it all on Arsenal to win in the first half and they do I more than double but if they I they had lost I would be completely screwed. I then start playing Baccarat online turn US$100 into US$300 start playing poker turn $300 into $450 before tilting it all away after a bad beat. Then I spend the next 2 months using my credit card to cover my expenses because I'm broke my family then sends me 11k (US$1,400) to pay back my credit card debt I go to Macau I lose 5,500 very quickly bet the remaining 5,500 on banker everyone at the table bets a lot on player but I end up winning I keep playing and end up with a 10k profit that I spend instantly. A month later I go to Macau with my tuition money HKD40k (US$6,000) I lose 5k in a few minutes bet another 5k the player shows 8 but I win with 9 then I turn my 40k into 65k. I lose 5k sport betting over the next few weeks then I use 95% of my net worth (including tuition money that I delayed paying by telling excuses to my university) to buy gold on a 10x margin right before the Japanese earthquake I lose 40% in a few hours but get it back, gold keeps going up and up I bet US$200 on Liverpool and I turn the US$400 into US$1,000 playing Baccarat over several days I spend money like crazy because gold keeps going up and I have US$1k online then one day I get cheated for the equivalent of US$200 in a bar I think 'I'll get back the money then cash out my Baccarat winnings" I end up losing the whole US$1,000 I'm broke once again I use my 2 credit cards to get cash and buy HKD100,000 of gold on a 10x margin a day before the death of Bin Laden is announced I then lose nearly HKD80k over the week after Bin Laden's death but it recovers I restart playing poker but read stuff online so that I kind of know what I am doing I win $100 in $1 tournaments and tilt it all away plus several hundreds extra in $5 and $10 tournaments. Right now I have 2 credit card bills with a ****load of interests to pay back as well as my tuition and I'm running out of excuses to tell to my university but I can't sell my gold because the losses are still quite big anyway that's the story of my life over the past few months I'm thinking of going to Macau and bet 100k on a hand of baccarat once gold gets back to a decent price.