Is this reasonable? Going off the deep end. Tonight in Big O I flop A-A-8 to my A-Q-J-10-9. Run bad has been just name the worst card possible and it comes and comes and comes. I whisper to seat next to me, "It's coming a King." He said he would have given me 10/1. Very weird factor, the guy on the other side of him had shown him trip kings in the stack when folding and now I'm saying its coming a king showing him a massive hand for anything but king coming.

The dealer turns the king off to fast to make the side bet. River is a 3. Dude totally inexplicabley bet $5 under the gun on river. $500 pot. He had an ace, no full, so I'm good hi. Two of us call 5$, of course. My hand is good but the dealer tries to kill it from face up on the table, saying I didn't call. Unbelievable.

Waitress comes up and I order a water, thinking no way she'll bring it. She comes back in 5 minutes with 3 orders for the table, including two other waters, a coffee, but no water for me.

Times a trillion I'm not even there, and earlier today I looked up what is beyond trillion, confirming it is quadrillion.

What an absolute dream situation. LMAO

Maybe you died and are living like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense.

Current status: 87k on vrm avg price of 54.2
5k on random ETF mutm and alrm
Losing 2kish YTD.
I feel the tide is turning. Going to buy another 2k next week on ETF. No gamble no future.

Lol I can make my post disappear. Just post in a thread that gets one post a year. Then get told your post is clutter {ooooooooook)

GL my man

Did COVID kill all the degens too?

yep

RIP casino degens, we hardly knew yee

did COVID kill all the degens ? probably yes, covid got them all
by the way, where is snipes? how you been mate ?

Alive. Struggling as usual. Hope everyone is healthy as safe.

Miss your stories snipes....

Quiet as a field mouse in here...surely not everyone picked up chronic masturbation for gambling...

This kid seems to be blowing all his money in real time lol. Obviously some of it is fake but I think he's actually this degen.

Man I thought I had problems, reading this post makes me feel sane. I don't have very many decent ones butttttt.

Rewind to 2010/2009, online poker is in it's heyday in the USA. My roommate and I at the time or probably breakeven plays for the most part, some good nights some bad whatever, we normally don't play that above 100NLH. Friends come over for some drinks and decide to go bar hopping. I say nah I'm going to stay home and play poker. I deposit $400 into Stars and I'm pretty tipsy at the moment. I don't recall a ton of hands thru the night, but every time I double up I move up in stakes. I moved from 2/4NLH to 3/6 NLH to 5/10 NLH to 10/20 NLH. It's about 3 am and I'm drunk as **** at a 10/20 max game and I'm the only non pro. I pick up the blinds in an orbit and the next bb I get dealt KK. Tom Marchese opens the button to $60, I 3 bet to 180, he 4 bets to 540 and I 5 bet jam. He flips 10s and I get a clean run out for a pot for a little over $4000 I ended up running $400 into almost 6k that weekend playing online. The next weekend I tried to do the same and ended up punting almost half of it back to Prahlad Friedman playing 25/50 NLH drunk af. I then withdrew the rest of it.

I had a similar experience on bodog too. Ran $400 up to over $4,000 playing 5/10 only to punt it all off an hour later playing 10/20. AK vs JJ both times.

more!

current holding
vrm 2240 shares
call option $40 vrm expire 2/19 - 5 call
4k put option in gme Expire 69 this friday, 100 next friday and 79 on 2/19. one each.
84 share of MTUM

lifetime down 50k in stocks lol. Wish me luck. No gamble no future. I beat Uncle Sam at lease on tax return. hahahaha

Sold one GME put option
bought another GME put option for 3k
bought some mtum

Total: 10k in GME put option, vrm 3.3k call option, VRM 2240 shares and 102.761 shares of mtum
up 20k in 3 days lol. The euphoria is unreal hahaha. I cannot sleep at night.

Care to share what put options you bot and which you sold?

Thanks to reading this thread yesterday and earlier today and gaining inspiration, I reverse crashed into a parked car at work (Uber delivery LDO) having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving). Obviously, I didn’t stop or report it, but I’ve still damaged my car to the tune of a couple hundo. I did win the pot though. Beat: still finished the session down 2.5BI.

having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)
having picked up AK while playing 2NL (and driving)

current options:
Gme $100 put 2/12 expire
gme 79 put expire 2/19
gme $73 put expire 2/19
vrm $40 call exp 2/19

sold a gme put option on thursday for $10 profit expires on friday lol and friday gme rose 20%.

Gl me next week. GME to 5 dollars please

So this thread is turning towards stock trading advice?

Please do not take my advice. I am purely gambling.

I mean, it went really well for most of the people ITT. Why not?