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08-16-2018 , 09:46 PM
This Is why I should stop gambling

Because i stopped for 5 days and thought I would do I double

I pick out two teams and go to bet the double. At the last second I change the bet because I got a better price for the other team. Obviously first double came in and when changed to lost

This is 100% true I always change my bet and it should even out and win some times when I change

It hardly ever does. Maybe once every 25 bets it will win when I change

Law of averages should even out as I bet even money odds so it should not really matter if I change the teams because I bookies get odds right and they are both as likely to win . I know am not good at picking winners when they are both evenly matched teams.

Why the **** does it always happen? I should just stick my first picked bets . But it should not matter is my thinking . But it always does matter

Sometimes I understand why people think poker is rigged as some things should not keep repeating over and over again

I also bet huge on second team in the double and change it back to my original pick and it obviously lost

Is it possible to unwittingly **** yourself over without meaning to? Or does god just hate me
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08-16-2018 , 09:53 PM
This thing we’re you put money on a sporting outcome to win or lose has evil thoughts and probably has a bet with someone on the over and under on when they can make me top myself

I honestly can see no other reason why the gambling gods keep doing this to me.
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08-16-2018 , 09:56 PM
I will have the odd run we’re I have the luck of the Irish

But mostly I have the luck of a jew over the centuries

Maybe I was some evil dude in my past life and it is just karma.
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08-16-2018 , 09:59 PM
If I stop betting they can’t get me

Pity I can’t stop lol

Go with your bets folks
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08-16-2018 , 11:43 PM
Wow you sound really tilted right now.
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08-17-2018 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
NFL pre season is so money.

Hit a 3 gamer last week gonna fire it up again this week.


Tonight packers Jets.

Friday night:

Browns Saints Panthers you can bet your childrens childrens future on this one.
This might be the dumbest comment in the entirety of this thread. Ex Matt you're the best.
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08-17-2018 , 01:05 PM
Singasong why don't you combine all your posts into one? you always post consecutive babbling, why not just put it into one long post?
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08-17-2018 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TooLatetoBeGreat
This might be the dumbest comment in the entirety of this thread. Ex Matt you're the best.
I dunno if u watched the game but the jets had the lead with like a minute left and lost on a last second field goal.
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08-17-2018 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
I dunno if u watched the game but the jets had the lead with like a minute left and lost on a last second field goal.
It's NFL preseason, nobody watched the game.
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08-17-2018 , 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
It's NFL preseason, nobody watched the game.
Lol. This post made me laugh a lot. Probably because I’m tired of reading matt’s dumb posts. Or probably because the above post is true.
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08-18-2018 , 11:33 AM
Every 3pm game to have a goal. 8 teams had to score for the bet to win.

Was going to bet it, but decided my lucks out and not to bother.

Just came in @ 12/1 . Bet St Lucia all stars they score 220 t/20 and are 1/100 in play.

The other team had to score @ over 20 runs a over with 5 overs left. 6666466 and they smashed it.

I would like some advice please. Am not betting on any sport as at the moment it is to stress and annoying at the moment.

Would like ask should I bet the nfl season? Am not betting till nfl season and I love watching nfl but only if I have money on it

As I won’t be betting for about a month till nfl season starts, would I be better stopping or just betting nfl only? I know it is up to the person and only I know .

But I honestly am 50/50 to bet or not? The highest amount of yes or no I will go with.

Yes am weird lol
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08-18-2018 , 06:02 PM
im due for a big score, i mean a really ****** big score.
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08-18-2018 , 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
Every 3pm game to have a goal. 8 teams had to score for the bet to win.

Was going to bet it, but decided my lucks out and not to bother.

Just came in @ 12/1 . Bet St Lucia all stars they score 220 t/20 and are 1/100 in play.

The other team had to score @ over 20 runs a over with 5 overs left. 6666466 and they smashed it.

I would like some advice please. Am not betting on any sport as at the moment it is to stress and annoying at the moment.

Would like ask should I bet the nfl season? Am not betting till nfl season and I love watching nfl but only if I have money on it

As I won’t be betting for about a month till nfl season starts, would I be better stopping or just betting nfl only? I know it is up to the person and only I know .

But I honestly am 50/50 to bet or not? The highest amount of yes or no I will go with.

Yes am weird lol

will not hit. save your cheese
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08-19-2018 , 09:41 AM
Dallas to win there first game of the season in the handicap

Am just going bet them until they play

Hopefully I have used up my run bad and Dallas can cover the handicap

They will probably go 21 points up first half then get a last second field goal against them to lose by half a point on the handicap

Meh I should just stfu and take it like a man lol

Good luck with ya weekend bets folks
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08-19-2018 , 11:50 PM
Was able to grind a roll last weekend. Im due to win something at the casino. The games im playing are not even -ev. With the comps im getting it pretty much negates the house edge.... Im not sure why im losing almost every casino trip and ended up in debt... I guess +ev is a myth to a gambler.

Paid off some credit cards debts with my winnings. Ran the leftovers money into more money. Deposit some to ACR mainly to bet the EPL. However took at quick stop at poker. I havent played online in a long time and heres my take on online poker:

-its hard as ****, mainly because players are so nitty. they dont give action. I not sure how many of these guys are bots. They are happy making 2bbs an hour, playing 10 hours a day, trying to chase the beast rakeback ****. these 1/2 games online are ALOT, i mean ALOT tougher than the 2/5, 5/10 live games i go to.

-They raise 2.2x preflop, and when you 3 bet them, they fold, the live games i play ppl 3,4,5x preflop and no one folds to 3 bet unless u make it extremely large. I guess thats a new trend online and i sure it works for most of these guys and they are long term winners. But doesnt work for me.

Anyways If you are a gambler dont play online poker, I mean it, dont play, go find a live game!! Apparently no one tells me these things, I have to learn the hard way and it cost me 10+ buyins,( mostly due to tilt of not getting action/paid off with preniums) Then dropped a few more buyins playing online casinos. Never touching online poker again.

That hit got me under-bankroll for the EPL, going to re-grind more money by saturday for my EPL run. I probably gonna go broke betting football like usual, but at least i go broke knowing that i have a chance to win, unlike that online poker bs..

Good luck to all you gamblers out there, its a cruel world.

Last edited by Tripacesdown; 08-20-2018 at 12:01 AM.
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08-23-2018 , 03:27 PM
bet nfl last year it is one most degen things you can do. Good luck on your picks guys. Cowboys should beat the Cardinals.
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08-23-2018 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
It's NFL preseason, nobody watched the game.
I know the NFL pre season is irrelevant. EVERYONE knows that. My post was a brag and a joke at the same time cause i actually did hit a 3 gamer the first night of the pre season.

In other news, I saw snipes pan handling for money in Toronto earlier this week.
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08-25-2018 , 10:49 AM
WHERE IS SNIPES
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08-25-2018 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by vrael111
WHERE IS SNIPES


Buffalo Ex-Matt has him in a hole putting lotion on somewhere
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08-25-2018 , 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Buffalo Ex-Matt has him in a hole putting lotion on somewhere
If snipes were in a buffalo bill situation it would probably be an improvement from his current situation.
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08-26-2018 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
If snipes were in a buffalo bill situation it would probably be an improvement from his current situation.


Not gonna lie got a solid laugh out of this Degen Stories....
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08-26-2018 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
This Is why I should stop gambling
Because i stopped for 5 days and thought I would do I double

I pick out two teams and go to bet the double. At the last second I change the bet because I got a better price for the other team. Obviously first double came in and when changed to lost

This is 100% true I always change my bet and it should even out and win some times when I change

It hardly ever does. Maybe once every 25 bets it will win when I change

Law of averages should even out as I bet even money odds so it should not really matter if I change the teams because I bookies get odds right and they are both as likely to win . I know am not good at picking winners when they are both evenly matched teams.

Why the **** does it always happen? I should just stick my first picked bets . But it should not matter is my thinking . But it always does matter

Sometimes I understand why people think poker is rigged as some things should not keep repeating over and over again

I also bet huge on second team in the double and change it back to my original pick and it obviously lost

Is it possible to unwittingly **** yourself over without meaning to? Or does god just hate me

First, even if you won, you would have just doubled until you were back to $0. That is the way of the sick degen.

This is how ALL degens operate.
They are DESTINED to lose. I apologize for any insults.
I really feel like I wish I can cure the degen, it makes me so angry.
I felt "tough love" might help, that's all.
It is hard to read this stuff.

As for "keep it on red", I'm talking about Martingale.
But, Degen will KEEP on double down until he loses.
Just moves to bigger stakes. Like you.

Another fascinating look into the mind of people who are such addicted zombies that they will implode their lives. I can literally give a degen $1,000,000 and they will turn it into $50,000,000,000 and then put it all on black until they lose it.

The degen can never win any money at gambling.
He will just keep playing until he loses everything.

He can hit blackjack ONE THOUSAND TIMES IN A ROW.
He now has the entire world's money supply.
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
If he wins? He now has TWICE the world's money supply at the table !!!
What does he do? Plays another hand with his entire stack!
Ohhh, back to zero, AND he forgot to pay the rent while he had the entire world's money supply.
It is actually safer to be married to a serial killer.

This is the degen bankroll.



BAD LUCK!
Always BAD LUCK!

After being up $60,000
Degen calls his mom so he can borrow $3 for a pizza for lunch.

TL;DR: Don't ever gamble again, and your life will be better in every way
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08-26-2018 , 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
NFL pre season is so money.

Hit a 3 gamer last week gonna fire it up again this week.


Tonight packers Jets.

Friday night:

Browns Saints Panthers you can bet your childrens childrens future on this one.
Words of a fool.
People much smarter than you are making the odds.

2 out of 3? At least do some psychology research about gambling and near misses.
You lost, but in your twisted sick mind, you think you almost won.
You lost. And you will always lose.
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08-26-2018 , 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripacesdown
Was able to grind a roll last weekend. Im due to win something at the casino. The games im playing are not even -ev. With the comps im getting it pretty much negates the house edge.... Im not sure why im losing almost every casino trip and ended up in debt... I guess +ev is a myth to a gambler.

Paid off some credit cards debts with my winnings. Ran the leftovers money into more money. Deposit some to ACR mainly to bet the EPL. However took at quick stop at poker. I havent played online in a long time and heres my take on online poker:

-its hard as ****, mainly because players are so nitty. they dont give action. I not sure how many of these guys are bots. They are happy making 2bbs an hour, playing 10 hours a day, trying to chase the beast rakeback ****. these 1/2 games online are ALOT, i mean ALOT tougher than the 2/5, 5/10 live games i go to.

-They raise 2.2x preflop, and when you 3 bet them, they fold, the live games i play ppl 3,4,5x preflop and no one folds to 3 bet unless u make it extremely large. I guess thats a new trend online and i sure it works for most of these guys and they are long term winners. But doesnt work for me.

Anyways If you are a gambler dont play online poker, I mean it, dont play, go find a live game!! Apparently no one tells me these things, I have to learn the hard way and it cost me 10+ buyins,( mostly due to tilt of not getting action/paid off with preniums) Then dropped a few more buyins playing online casinos. Never touching online poker again.

That hit got me under-bankroll for the EPL, going to re-grind more money by saturday for my EPL run. I probably gonna go broke betting football like usual, but at least i go broke knowing that i have a chance to win, unlike that online poker bs..

Good luck to all you gamblers out there, its a cruel world.
This is 100% correct.
I play .01/.02 and it's the tightest poker I've ever seen.
I have to limp my AK, or any hand, otherwise I only win .03c every time.
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08-26-2018 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by legionrainfall
Words of a fool.
People much smarter than you are making the odds.

2 out of 3? At least do some psychology research about gambling and near misses.
You lost, but in your twisted sick mind, you think you almost won.
You lost. And you will always lose.
You think hitting a 3 game parlay is so improbable? Further more you think that I need to lie about winning one to a group of complete strangers? And then you failed to read my posts after ?

I dont normally post screen shots but too put an ******* like you in their place I can.

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