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07-20-2018 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripacesdown
The thing about buying goods and re-selling wont give you the full value (most likely a 30% markdown), and its hard to find consistent buyers.

If you have to buy something, buy prepaid gift cards, walmart- they sell the highest card- 500$ for 504.95$ after fees. IF you link that card into paypal and send the funds, the receiver will get 485 (after paypal fees). Just go around and trade paypal funds for crypto. You dont need to make an account for your dad if you dont want to, (its just easier and faster that way).

There are other services that venmo etc not just paypal, I only tried paypal so just sharing that experience.

Also, I know someone that owns a restaurant, went there and swipe 2K for a party, there's no party, he gave me the cash and i tipped him some juice.

The casino has the best value for liquidating your credit cards. There are no juice, just some fees, but you will get those fees back in promo chips. And its easy as hell, only takes like 5 min to extract 5K.
The last thing Snipes needs is to owe the casino debt. IDK if you have time Snipes but there are big golf tournaments running. Maybe lay some cash on a golfer. They can pay out good if you hit. Don't bet Rory though he sucks.
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07-20-2018 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TooLatetoBeGreat
how about "literally" any other type of income generating activity? Increasing debt to pay outstanding debts works? Huh, why hasn't anyone ever thought of that before?!?


Let me know as soon as you figure out how to come up with 300k in a week, would pay 10% interest.


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07-20-2018 , 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MuckPls
Let me know as soon as you figure out how to come up with 300k in a week, would pay 10% interest.


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Holy hell, that was a fast response. It's simple, you can't.
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07-20-2018 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Still rather be me than you. You sad sad individual.
People have already quoted your posts from the past defining what a piece of **** you are.

The difference between me and you is I am fully aware of everything I post and don't take internet forums seriously at all. You on the other hand find yourself in a serious situation that you decided to share the story with the world before your own family (the ones YOU ****ed over).

You are the definition of a P.O.S. I bet you haven't even looked for a job yet.
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07-20-2018 , 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
People have already quoted your posts from the past defining what a piece of **** you are.

The difference between me and you is I am fully aware of everything I post and don't take internet forums seriously at all. You on the other hand find yourself in a serious situation that you decided to share the story with the world before your own family (the ones YOU ****ed over).

You are the definition of a P.O.S. I bet you haven't even looked for a job yet.
Lol, wait what?
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07-20-2018 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MuckPls
Let me know as soon as you figure out how to come up with 300k in a week, would pay 10% interest.
That’s basically been the ‘logic’ for a while here: how else am I going to get out of X amount of debt? Then it’s: how else am I going to get out of 10X amount of debt? Better start playing more long shots. Then it’s: whoops, I’ve wiped out everything my parents own.
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07-20-2018 , 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TooLatetoBeGreat
Lol, wait what?
Reading comprehension is too much for you?

It means I'm trolling people on purpose cause its the internet and its entertaining, its not who I am as a person. Snipes is a piece of **** because thats who he is. He can go on about how gamblings a disease but thats just an excuse.

All degenerates like him are just weak minded people who are never willing to take responsibility for their **** ups. Its always someones fault why they lost, or its always because of something that they can't stop. Its just pathetic.

I'm waiting for you to stick up for him and explain why he is not.


btw im not saying theres anything wrong with being a degen, I'm a pretty big degen myself. But I would never steal money from my family to chase losses. You gotta be a real scumbag to do that.
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07-20-2018 , 04:14 PM
Anyone have a good degen story which is what made this thread great?

Getting tired of Ex-Matt pleasuring himself in his parents basement to Snipes' troubles..
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07-20-2018 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Reading comprehension is too much for you?

It means I'm trolling people on purpose cause its the internet and its entertaining, its not who I am as a person. Snipes is a piece of **** because thats who he is. He can go on about how gamblings a disease but thats just an excuse.

All degenerates like him are just weak minded people who are never willing to take responsibility for their **** ups. Its always someones fault why they lost, or its always because of something that they can't stop. Its just pathetic.

I'm waiting for you to stick up for him and explain why he is not.


btw im not saying theres anything wrong with being a degen, I'm a pretty big degen myself. But I would never steal money from my family to chase losses. You gotta be a real scumbag to do that.
Never change, Ex-Matt. Never change. NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO TO YOU.
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07-20-2018 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar
Anyone have a good degen story which is what made this thread great?

Getting tired of Ex-Matt pleasuring himself in his parents basement to Snipes' troubles..


Agreed.

But he’s also not wrong. But he’s an insufferable ******* about it and the touchdown dance is wearing thin.
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07-20-2018 , 07:09 PM
The most outrageous thing I ever done was super degen and i laugh now thinking about it.
I was 18 and just getting into online poker. I had 500 dollars worth of gift certificates to a local grocery store becase my grandmother gave me 50 dollar cards every week just to help me out i guess and i never even used them.

Well i then foundout that the visa giftcards that were prepaid could be used to deposit online to play cards, but my gift certificate wouldnt work for that. Just for food only. So i did the only thing i could do,i stood around outside and tried to offer to people i will buy their food at a discounted rate and they give me cash and we will both be happy.
That never worked i eventually got told i had to stop, so i did the only thing left to do,
i ordered ahead of time, and bought 500 dollars worth of soda, only to dump all the soda out and save the bottles. to then recycle them and get 5cents each one

It took 3 days to dump them all, carry and recycle them, but the job was eventually done and was able to make my 60 dollar deposit to play some online poker.
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07-20-2018 , 09:37 PM
That tilts me so bad reading it lol, nice having a little comic relief to the thread
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07-21-2018 , 12:44 AM
What’s up guys.... if that’s true. Yikes

Smart thing would have been to sell on eBay and you would have gotten 95 cents on your dollar
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07-21-2018 , 12:53 AM
Even 8-10 years ago there were stores and websites where you could sell your gift card directly for 80 cents on the dollar with little effort.

That may have been the single dumbest story in this thread as far as value.
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07-21-2018 , 01:12 AM
The first time I went to vegas I started saving up money. I was working some ****ty data entry job and I would cash out my checks and store money in a box. I had about 1k saved then decided to take 200 to casino and double it. Ended up degening it off. Had to keep working and make up difference. The job sucked though I would enter data into computer non stop from 5pm-11pm. Eventually I saved up like 1500 dollars. When I got to vegas I spent like 3000 and even took a cash advance cause I reached my ATM limit. Used the cash advance to play video poker at rio. Lost all of it.
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07-21-2018 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by WhatsUpGuys
The most outrageous thing I ever done was super degen and i laugh now thinking about it.
I was 18 and just getting into online poker. I had 500 dollars worth of gift certificates to a local grocery store becase my grandmother gave me 50 dollar cards every week just to help me out i guess and i never even used them.

Well i then foundout that the visa giftcards that were prepaid could be used to deposit online to play cards, but my gift certificate wouldnt work for that. Just for food only. So i did the only thing i could do,i stood around outside and tried to offer to people i will buy their food at a discounted rate and they give me cash and we will both be happy.
That never worked i eventually got told i had to stop, so i did the only thing left to do,
i ordered ahead of time, and bought 500 dollars worth of soda, only to dump all the soda out and save the bottles. to then recycle them and get 5cents each one

It took 3 days to dump them all, carry and recycle them, but the job was eventually done and was able to make my 60 dollar deposit to play some online poker.


LOLOLOLOLOL this can't be real.
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07-21-2018 , 05:27 AM
Saw you playing $22 deep stacks on stars a couple of hours ago snipes. Still got some money then
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07-21-2018 , 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Saw you playing $22 deep stacks on stars a couple of hours ago snipes. Still got some money then
Yeah he robbed 20 out his mums purse
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07-21-2018 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Even 8-10 years ago there were stores and websites where you could sell your gift card directly for 80 cents on the dollar with little effort.

That may have been the single dumbest story in this thread as far as value.
It was a bit dumb, though endearingly so.

It’s like the scene in Raging Bull where LaMotta destroys his belt for the jewels and the pawn shop owner tells him that it was the belt that had he value.

And at this point in the thread I’m just happy when a post mentions a family member and they aren’t in the process of losing everything they own.

Last edited by illdonk; 07-21-2018 at 01:43 PM.
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07-21-2018 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by illdonk
It was a bit dumb, though endearingly so.

It’s like the scene in Raging Bull where LaMotta destroys his belt for the jewels and the pawn shop owner tells him that it was the belt that had he value.

And at this point in the thread I’m just happy when a post mentions a family member and they aren’t in the process of losing everything they own.


It did remind me of a time when playing on poker stars all weekend was the ish so that was cool. When we could deposit with bank cards and play where we felt like it
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07-21-2018 , 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by WhatsUpGuys
The most outrageous thing I ever done was super degen and i laugh now thinking about it.
I was 18 and just getting into online poker. I had 500 dollars worth of gift certificates to a local grocery store becase my grandmother gave me 50 dollar cards every week just to help me out i guess and i never even used them.

Well i then foundout that the visa giftcards that were prepaid could be used to deposit online to play cards, but my gift certificate wouldnt work for that. Just for food only. So i did the only thing i could do,i stood around outside and tried to offer to people i will buy their food at a discounted rate and they give me cash and we will both be happy.
That never worked i eventually got told i had to stop, so i did the only thing left to do,
i ordered ahead of time, and bought 500 dollars worth of soda, only to dump all the soda out and save the bottles. to then recycle them and get 5cents each one

It took 3 days to dump them all, carry and recycle them, but the job was eventually done and was able to make my 60 dollar deposit to play some online poker.
Probably been said . That is just a copy paste from another poster in this degen thread from about 200 pages back..
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07-21-2018 , 03:10 PM
This is degen I backed a cricket t/20 game never thought t20 game could be a tie

Try to cash ticket and obv get stake back but no they said it was a tied game? They never even put odds up for the tie so I called bs they callled bs on me after going round and round calling bs and them calling bs whatever we’re keeping your money I gave up

Thinking about it bookies are degen not me as who can clean up on tied game cicket

I feel sad so don’t be mean, u bunch of tards...
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07-21-2018 , 03:15 PM
Who will give me even money that I can wank on live cam and cum in under 60 seconds?

I have not had sex or wank in two weeks ..
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07-21-2018 , 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
Probably been said . That is just a copy paste from another poster in this degen thread from about 200 pages back..
Goddamit you’re right. People swiping mediocre stories from six years ago and passing them off as their own. It’s over, Johnny.

/thread
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07-21-2018 , 04:26 PM
Good job singasong, I see your value now! Degen Stories....Degen Stories....
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