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03-10-2018 , 11:03 AM
I am watching them but when I get even on a free bet you can't make money.

Maybe we can do this for a HUGE WIN BECAUSE THERE ARE ALSO RAKE and we will need a new one surely more than a bot on the internet.....

Your shoe in of the week will
Spoiler:
win

Last edited by Singasong2222; 03-10-2018 at 11:04 AM. Reason: X X X good luck on all your crappy bets people's.
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03-10-2018 , 12:16 PM
Spoiler:
goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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03-10-2018 , 12:20 PM
And I have just lost my iPhone X left it in mates car.

Ring him now but he a bit of a arsehol so probably say not there , not 100% sure left it there , nowt I can do if he says not there FML...
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03-10-2018 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
Spoiler:
goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I had them Parlayed with the Wild who also won. Ship it.
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03-10-2018 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
It should be obvious that sometimes I just write random stuff that I know makes no sense but to me it is poetry.....
Poetry from a man with a preschooler's education. Profound beauty meant to be displayed on refrigerators worldwide.
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03-11-2018 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by WorldzMine
Poetry from a man with a preschooler's education. Profound beauty meant to be displayed on refrigerators worldwide.
How hard is it to understand? I write it knowingly understanding that some people who are not anal ******s might get my poetry, and the 9-5 sheepishly stupidity sheep will get there knickers in a twist


Because you know if there is a post with bad grammar they must be told off.
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03-11-2018 , 11:59 AM
They say ignorance is bliss. Singasong must have a lot of bliss.
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03-11-2018 , 12:00 PM
And what anyone who got bad education is not allowed to post on forum?

Sorry for mixing with you educated people I will keep to my own from now on

Thanks for the wake up call, btw found my iPhone X in my mates car he dropped it of for me so he got 10 points for being good friend.


Nice hit on your bet Matt. Am waiting on Justin rose or Connors in last round of vaslar uspga either on wins am happy got 40/1 for Connors and 5.9/1 for rose.
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03-11-2018 , 12:05 PM
It has nothing to do with your education.
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03-11-2018 , 01:50 PM
? What it to do with then? My ten foot long sub?to do with what and what is to do when I do what I did ?
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03-13-2018 , 01:02 PM
I love you all and wish you fame and fortune and maybe you don’t think you deserve to be happy but it is ok to love yourself and get high of live xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with a extremely beautiful smile and your beautiful smile on your eyes I think you know what I want to do with your hair and then your eyes xxxxxxxxx
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03-16-2018 , 02:45 AM
Guys I went bust. Sorry to dissappoint those that rooted for me. And congrats to those that expected it. Thought I owed it to this thread to mention it.

Actually I went bust a few times since mid Feb. I paid off all my debts which were 250. I spent 100 and busted 50 which was my personal roll.

It was all blackjack. Won a lot in sports but lost 100k excess in BJ. Vegas was the biggest..but online I was losing 5-10k every night. I have a problem. Clearly LOL.

Good thing is: My car is worth about 40k which I have. I have given about $15k to family and friends.


Went bust the first time after clinging onto my last 30k. I went to Vegas with a 100k life roll and I said I would try my best to not lose more than 1k LOL..lost big there and kept bleeding on online BJ the weeks after that. Got to 30 and started doing singles with $250 units. Couldn't miss for a few weeks. Got bored..pressed the entire pinny roll on a 1.3 (-300) in tennis and lost. Tilted the rest of my roll away the next few days.

Sitting bust and sad decided to load up $500 into an account during the NBA ASG. Ran that $500 to $3500 in seconds on BJ. Bet it on Team Lebron down 13 with 5min left at 8.25 (+9250). Hit. Ship it. Back up. Played BJ and won 12k more. I was so happy. Said I'd never do it again. Couple weeks of singles..another relapse on tennis. This time a -500. Busted 30gs and it all started with a -500 tennis bet for 2k (LOL?). By the way I was betting on games not the entire match. So after I bust that 30k I am sitting in debt. Bet 1k turn it to 9k. Bet 9k turn it to 37k. Back to the 30k mark. WOO! Swear I won't do degen **** again. This was last week.

Again load up singles using half kelly etc etc I'm a nit blah blah and crush for maybe 4 days. Again decide to bet 2k on tennis at -300. LOSE AGAIn. And now 5-6 days later I have busted again. HOW ARE THESE MEN NOT HOLDING SERVES?

Anyways that was a quick recap. It's funny because before I went bust last month during the whole TEam Lebron bink I was googling gambling psychs. I just felt like even though things were good I needed to talk to someone. I gamble like an Asian businessman in Macau. Problem is I'm a regular dude LOL.

Will keep you guys updated as to what happens. Good thing is I spent $ on top of the line **** like a stupid rapper so I have all these depreciating assets. People told me to stop once I cleared my debt with 250k. I pushed it to 400k and spent 100k and busted 50k. Whatever, life goes on.

I had a feeling deep down I would go bust even with all that money. My peak was having $190k liquid. I didn't think I'd go bust but deep down I knew it. The disease lies deep folks.

In play tennis and BJ ruined me. Even when I had 100-200k roll any time I would bleed on online casinos, the next day I'd hit a 3-4 gamer to get even. It was magic. Variance was on my side a long time.

Last three days this is how I lost my parlays LOL:

Day 1: To win 55k (Philly -275) loses to Indiana.
Day 2: To win 60k (Bucks -500) lose to the Magic.
Today: To win (100k) Philly had no business covering the spread so don't get me wrong here but I had Philly -8.5 and Reddick got fouled with 3 seconds left. Goes 1/2, Sixers win by 8. Last game on this parlay were the Spurs by 4 so I was anti sweating that hard. Unfortunately they covered so I had a miserable night.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Ex-Matt - enjoy the boner.

Here are some things I learned throughout this journey:

If you play 3 spots BJ and you have a sum of over 60 (20, 20, 21) for example, and the dealer is showing a 10 - he always gets a reverse BJ.

If you have a gambling problem get help asap. Even if things are good.

Call the bank and tell them to block all your cards from online purchases. This way you can't dump 5-10k on BJ like me every night. IF you need to buy something online go buy a prepaid or use your mom or a friend's credit card. It's brutal..but if you're a degen you have to be careful.

All my busted rolls started with me trying to make a quick buck. Risk 2k on a tennis match to win $400 profit. Fourth tier tennis I don't even know who's playing. Just bet the game to hold serve - lose - I go monkey tilt. Deposit online BJ lose. Next day parlay 2k lose. Next day 4k lose. Before you know it you bust 30k.

If you're a degen with a big roll. Consider yourself a winning bettor..place futures. I locked in 5k worth of futures which I am proud of. Wish I dumped more. They kept me calm for a long time. IF i had say 20k in futures maybe I don't tilt my roll off.

Oh and if you have 190k liquid and your 80k job back..PROPOSE TO THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!!!!

Last edited by Snipes; 03-16-2018 at 02:57 AM.
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03-16-2018 , 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Singasong2222
I love you all and wish you fame and fortune and maybe you don’t think you deserve to be happy but it is ok to love yourself and get high of live xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with a extremely beautiful smile and your beautiful smile on your eyes I think you know what I want to do with your hair and then your eyes xxxxxxxxx

I missed you. May we win our degen parlays today. God bless Sing.
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03-16-2018 , 03:13 AM
Snipes,

Write your story. Download Celtx or FinalDraft for format help
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03-16-2018 , 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Natamus
Snipes,

Write your story. Download Celtx or FinalDraft for format help
To share with public? Not sure if I’m ready for that. Don’t want my family or girlfriend to ever find out. Unless I’m worth $10million I’m going to the grave with this LOL.
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03-16-2018 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Guys I went bust. Sorry to dissappoint those that rooted for me. And congrats to those that expected it. Thought I owed it to this thread to mention it.

Actually I went bust a few times since mid Feb. I paid off all my debts which were 250. I spent 100 and busted 50 which was my personal roll.

It was all blackjack. Won a lot in sports but lost 100k excess in BJ. Vegas was the biggest..but online I was losing 5-10k every night. I have a problem. Clearly LOL.

Good thing is: My car is worth about 40k which I have. I have given about $15k to family and friends.


Went bust the first time after clinging onto my last 30k. I went to Vegas with a 100k life roll and I said I would try my best to not lose more than 1k LOL..lost big there and kept bleeding on online BJ the weeks after that. Got to 30 and started doing singles with $250 units. Couldn't miss for a few weeks. Got bored..pressed the entire pinny roll on a 1.3 (-300) in tennis and lost. Tilted the rest of my roll away the next few days.

Sitting bust and sad decided to load up $500 into an account during the NBA ASG. Ran that $500 to $3500 in seconds on BJ. Bet it on Team Lebron down 13 with 5min left at 8.25 (+9250). Hit. Ship it. Back up. Played BJ and won 12k more. I was so happy. Said I'd never do it again. Couple weeks of singles..another relapse on tennis. This time a -500. Busted 30gs and it all started with a -500 tennis bet for 2k (LOL?). By the way I was betting on games not the entire match. So after I bust that 30k I am sitting in debt. Bet 1k turn it to 9k. Bet 9k turn it to 37k. Back to the 30k mark. WOO! Swear I won't do degen **** again. This was last week.

Again load up singles using half kelly etc etc I'm a nit blah blah and crush for maybe 4 days. Again decide to bet 2k on tennis at -300. LOSE AGAIn. And now 5-6 days later I have busted again. HOW ARE THESE MEN NOT HOLDING SERVES?

Anyways that was a quick recap. It's funny because before I went bust last month during the whole TEam Lebron bink I was googling gambling psychs. I just felt like even though things were good I needed to talk to someone. I gamble like an Asian businessman in Macau. Problem is I'm a regular dude LOL.

Will keep you guys updated as to what happens. Good thing is I spent $ on top of the line **** like a stupid rapper so I have all these depreciating assets. People told me to stop once I cleared my debt with 250k. I pushed it to 400k and spent 100k and busted 50k. Whatever, life goes on.

I had a feeling deep down I would go bust even with all that money. My peak was having $190k liquid. I didn't think I'd go bust but deep down I knew it. The disease lies deep folks.

In play tennis and BJ ruined me. Even when I had 100-200k roll any time I would bleed on online casinos, the next day I'd hit a 3-4 gamer to get even. It was magic. Variance was on my side a long time.

Last three days this is how I lost my parlays LOL:

Day 1: To win 55k (Philly -275) loses to Indiana.
Day 2: To win 60k (Bucks -500) lose to the Magic.
Today: To win (100k) Philly had no business covering the spread so don't get me wrong here but I had Philly -8.5 and Reddick got fouled with 3 seconds left. Goes 1/2, Sixers win by 8. Last game on this parlay were the Spurs by 4 so I was anti sweating that hard. Unfortunately they covered so I had a miserable night.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Ex-Matt - enjoy the boner.

Here are some things I learned throughout this journey:

If you play 3 spots BJ and you have a sum of over 60 (20, 20, 21) for example, and the dealer is showing a 10 - he always gets a reverse BJ.

If you have a gambling problem get help asap. Even if things are good.

Call the bank and tell them to block all your cards from online purchases. This way you can't dump 5-10k on BJ like me every night. IF you need to buy something online go buy a prepaid or use your mom or a friend's credit card. It's brutal..but if you're a degen you have to be careful.

All my busted rolls started with me trying to make a quick buck. Risk 2k on a tennis match to win $400 profit. Fourth tier tennis I don't even know who's playing. Just bet the game to hold serve - lose - I go monkey tilt. Deposit online BJ lose. Next day parlay 2k lose. Next day 4k lose. Before you know it you bust 30k.

If you're a degen with a big roll. Consider yourself a winning bettor..place futures. I locked in 5k worth of futures which I am proud of. Wish I dumped more. They kept me calm for a long time. IF i had say 20k in futures maybe I don't tilt my roll off.

Oh and if you have 190k liquid and your 80k job back..PROPOSE TO THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!!!!
I'm sorry to hear that Snipes. As a fellow degenerate I can relate to the feeling of having >50k liquid from gambling scores and constantly worrying that it will eventually go bust. And you're right, it does. Funny how one's mindset can go from "i'll just try and win a quick 1k", and before you know it you've lost 50k.

Wishing you all the best in the future.
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03-16-2018 , 04:18 PM
Snipes,

It’s really more of an exercise so you can have this all for yourself and your own history. If you wanted to dramatize it later and change it up a bit to share with others (more than BBV) that would be a personal adventure. Memory is very fickle and very fleeting s and you have a pretty unique story you should capture it for your own history
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03-18-2018 , 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snipes
Guys I went bust. Sorry to dissappoint those that rooted for me. And congrats to those that expected it. Thought I owed it to this thread to mention it.

Actually I went bust a few times since mid Feb. I paid off all my debts which were 250. I spent 100 and busted 50 which was my personal roll.

It was all blackjack. Won a lot in sports but lost 100k excess in BJ. Vegas was the biggest..but online I was losing 5-10k every night. I have a problem. Clearly LOL.

Good thing is: My car is worth about 40k which I have. I have given about $15k to family and friends.


Went bust the first time after clinging onto my last 30k. I went to Vegas with a 100k life roll and I said I would try my best to not lose more than 1k LOL..lost big there and kept bleeding on online BJ the weeks after that. Got to 30 and started doing singles with $250 units. Couldn't miss for a few weeks. Got bored..pressed the entire pinny roll on a 1.3 (-300) in tennis and lost. Tilted the rest of my roll away the next few days.

Sitting bust and sad decided to load up $500 into an account during the NBA ASG. Ran that $500 to $3500 in seconds on BJ. Bet it on Team Lebron down 13 with 5min left at 8.25 (+9250). Hit. Ship it. Back up. Played BJ and won 12k more. I was so happy. Said I'd never do it again. Couple weeks of singles..another relapse on tennis. This time a -500. Busted 30gs and it all started with a -500 tennis bet for 2k (LOL?). By the way I was betting on games not the entire match. So after I bust that 30k I am sitting in debt. Bet 1k turn it to 9k. Bet 9k turn it to 37k. Back to the 30k mark. WOO! Swear I won't do degen **** again. This was last week.

Again load up singles using half kelly etc etc I'm a nit blah blah and crush for maybe 4 days. Again decide to bet 2k on tennis at -300. LOSE AGAIn. And now 5-6 days later I have busted again. HOW ARE THESE MEN NOT HOLDING SERVES?

Anyways that was a quick recap. It's funny because before I went bust last month during the whole TEam Lebron bink I was googling gambling psychs. I just felt like even though things were good I needed to talk to someone. I gamble like an Asian businessman in Macau. Problem is I'm a regular dude LOL.

Will keep you guys updated as to what happens. Good thing is I spent $ on top of the line **** like a stupid rapper so I have all these depreciating assets. People told me to stop once I cleared my debt with 250k. I pushed it to 400k and spent 100k and busted 50k. Whatever, life goes on.

I had a feeling deep down I would go bust even with all that money. My peak was having $190k liquid. I didn't think I'd go bust but deep down I knew it. The disease lies deep folks.

In play tennis and BJ ruined me. Even when I had 100-200k roll any time I would bleed on online casinos, the next day I'd hit a 3-4 gamer to get even. It was magic. Variance was on my side a long time.

Last three days this is how I lost my parlays LOL:

Day 1: To win 55k (Philly -275) loses to Indiana.
Day 2: To win 60k (Bucks -500) lose to the Magic.
Today: To win (100k) Philly had no business covering the spread so don't get me wrong here but I had Philly -8.5 and Reddick got fouled with 3 seconds left. Goes 1/2, Sixers win by 8. Last game on this parlay were the Spurs by 4 so I was anti sweating that hard. Unfortunately they covered so I had a miserable night.

Hope everyone is doing well!

Ex-Matt - enjoy the boner.

Here are some things I learned throughout this journey:

If you play 3 spots BJ and you have a sum of over 60 (20, 20, 21) for example, and the dealer is showing a 10 - he always gets a reverse BJ.

If you have a gambling problem get help asap. Even if things are good.

Call the bank and tell them to block all your cards from online purchases. This way you can't dump 5-10k on BJ like me every night. IF you need to buy something online go buy a prepaid or use your mom or a friend's credit card. It's brutal..but if you're a degen you have to be careful.

All my busted rolls started with me trying to make a quick buck. Risk 2k on a tennis match to win $400 profit. Fourth tier tennis I don't even know who's playing. Just bet the game to hold serve - lose - I go monkey tilt. Deposit online BJ lose. Next day parlay 2k lose. Next day 4k lose. Before you know it you bust 30k.

If you're a degen with a big roll. Consider yourself a winning bettor..place futures. I locked in 5k worth of futures which I am proud of. Wish I dumped more. They kept me calm for a long time. IF i had say 20k in futures maybe I don't tilt my roll off.

Oh and if you have 190k liquid and your 80k job back..PROPOSE TO THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS!!!!


loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I knew it.
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03-18-2018 , 07:55 AM
The older I get the more I think of blackjack as a deathwish.
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03-18-2018 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I knew it.
For someone I've never met, I can state unequivocally, you're a douche.
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03-19-2018 , 08:24 AM
Sucks you went busto snipes. It sounds like you always new it was coming by buying a ton of expensive crap and at least taking the trip to LV.

Would’ve been a cruel sick story if you won all the $ to cover debt and have a roll
and then punted it before getting to live a little.

Gl man keep the grind on the mind
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03-19-2018 , 03:27 PM
Snipes, sorry about the busto.
Do you have any futures bets that you wish to share.
Maybe we can sweat them for you.
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03-19-2018 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Got to 30 and started doing singles with $250 units. Couldn't miss for a few weeks. Got bored..
I would kill for that!

But I know the feeling too well and that's the reason degens will always go broke sooner or later. We can't grind it up for months/years. We need the rush, the adrenaline, the high scores. And that's it what **** us up over and over and over and over and over and over aaand over and over and over...

Sorry to hear buddy, but could be worse. You could sit on big debts again like me now. So don't go back there!!!
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03-19-2018 , 07:43 PM
Well it didn't last long. I recovered again with this.



Sorry ex-matt.

Countdown till busto!
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03-19-2018 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TooLatetoBeGreat
I'm sorry to hear that Snipes. As a fellow degenerate I can relate to the feeling of having >50k liquid from gambling scores and constantly worrying that it will eventually go bust. And you're right, it does. Funny how one's mindset can go from "i'll just try and win a quick 1k", and before you know it you've lost 50k.

Wishing you all the best in the future.
I appreciate it. It's weird..I've seen friends bust 50-100k and always thought it was impossible. You don't know it until it happens to you.
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