My last post I was drunk and down to $17k from my $30k bink...

Well that dwindled down to $10k today. Was on raging life tilt, and bet it all mostly on second 12. I mute roulette, and put it down to the bottom of the screen. When the slow motion replay starts, I pull the browser up. My stomach just drops. Why couldn't I be happy with my $30k bink? Why couldn't I just play mid-stakes PLO with a bit of it, and spend the rest on cool things. Why am I such a ******. Why, why, why, why. Amazing how fast your mind can race in the few seconds before the ball drops in a number.

The ball drops down into 30 and 8, so far from the numbers I bet. ****. The soul crushing dread is going down my body. Way too far away from any of my numbers. It is still bouncing and hits 23, I don't have 23. Still bouncing... and it bounces out into 5. Still bouncing but I already know it's going nowhere, and just then it started teetering on the edge of 24 and 5. Didn't matter, I knew it was going back into 5. It went into 24.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY ****KKKKKKKK, THE EUPHORIA, IT WAS LIKE A WARM BLANKET OF FEEL GOOD **** YOU TO THE UNIVERSE, HOLY ****TTT

If I had to bet my entire life on that ball going into 5, I would have. It looked like it defied all physics, it was like jesus christ himself blew on it just enough to keep me sane(ish).

$33300 exactly bink. This never happens, and never twice in a row, but I was saved big twice. I cashed out $28k, and was going to ban myself for a few days. The cashout wouldn't even begin to process until all my deposits went through. I'd have to ban myself for like a week. You know what, **** that, I'll play a bit of PLO and control myself. $5300 to play with.

I start playing $2/4 and 3/6 PLO. Was instantly down like $3000 CAD. Not gonna lie, I was playing horribly and deserved to lose, but had $2k left. Then I got two outered by some dude with a fkn russian name in a $1900 pot and went on epic tilt again. I start googling some questionable things about russians that probably got me put on a list somewhere, and blowing up in chat on monkey tilt

I decided to bet all my money on black. Quintessential black. If I lose, I'll ban myself and let that cashout go through. If I win I'll degen hypers or some****. I lost. Instantly cancelled $1k of the cashout to 'spin it back up.'

Lost.

Cancelled another $2k. Lost.

Cancelled another $5k. Looooost.

At this point I have $20k left and start thinking rationally and this is where the story ends unfortunately. I can pay off a few things, buy some nice furniture, chill with the rest. Just ****ing kidding. I cancel the full $20k.

I bet $2500 on black, win. Bet the $2500 profit on third 12, win again. At this point I calm down only betting $1,000 on first, second, or third 12. Seems I can't lose, I'm at a peak of $43k. Just dreaming of 50k. I keep martingaling $500 bets and losing. I'm down to like 33k. At this point they say there is one spin left before the roulette wheel goes down for scheduled cleaning. Wtf, I've never seen this bull**** in my life. They can't just take roulette away from me when I'm tilting trying to get to 50k. I bet $5k spread out on my favourite numbers, and the screen cuts out. A pop up comes up pretty much saying roulette is down, come back later. Don't know exactly what it said, I think I took a screenshot tho.

It doesn't show us what came up, no video, just this annoying pop up. I'm trying to reload furiously from the client, to no avail. I go on the website to try and load it, and I'm caught off guard by my balance.



BINK! That oh so good euphoria is back. For a second, then my mind is back concentrating on getting to 50k.

My girlfriend finds out about the 47k, and I finally am somewhat rational. I ban myself from the casino and poker for 30 days. I say somewhat rational, because I didn't ban myself from the sportsbook.

I want that 50k even.

I know sweet **** all about most sports, so I need to find a bet I am absolutely 110% sure about, one I'd bet my entire life and then some on... and then bet the opposite team. Then im a guaranteed win. I need help from some fellow degens, I need a bet to win $3k on... if you suggest something and I bet it and win, I'll ship you $200 on party or bitcoin or whatever

Im kinda sad cause I know this only ends one way if I keep playing... I had a 67% chance of losing my entire roll twice now and beat those odds

Brag: 47k
Beat: Canadian $

I always thought there was a way to see what number came up after the fact for bets and ****, but I can't figure it out on a mac. Still getting used to it. Seems a few options/tools aren't there. Anyone help? On my statements it just says how much I bought into a session in the casino, and how much I cashed out with

^ that was a great read, gl with the bet.

Deserve to lose 200 you followed Matt tips lol you.

Partypoker is sooooo ****ing tilting dmfasokfdsppkf

Every single cash out they pull the same song and dance.

These ****ing ******s reversed my cashout and they want me to sign and verify a prepaid credit card I deposited with... THREE. ****ING. MONTHS AGO.

I've deposited and withdrawn tens of thousands of dollars in that time. No problem. But now that I self excluded myself from poker and the casino for a month, and withdrew 40k, my account is at a security risk because I deposited with a prepaid mastercard three months ago. **** off.

I've sent in documents to these idiots like ten ****ing times, but every time I self exclude and cash out I'm a security risk. Fkn goofs, wish I liked pokerstars.

LMAO fair enough

You weren't complaining when I guaranteed the Ravens to beat Oakland now were you?

My advice isn't the word of god, although it is pretty close.

Give me an hour to do some reading and I'll give you my SHOE IN of the week.

My SHOE IN of the Week would of been Tennessee Titans Spread but the spread line isn't posted yet =[. I will have to re-assess and update tomorrow.

Actually Scratch the Titans...Clevelands D is so much better than their record reflects.


I would say my BIG MONEY PICK OF THE WEEK IS SF moneyline at home vs Dallas.

Reasoning:

-Elliot suspended
-Dallas coming off a bye week, veteran players might not be ready for the game
-SF is due
-huge odds 3.00x is huge for a home team to win.
-Dallas always throws games away in the 3rd quarter where SF usually gets going in the 2nd half.

Word on the street is that Ex_Matt is now collecting money from the folks who owe his mom money.

You spend your time on the street? I assumed you were homeless but this just confirms it.

Careful Matt...

lol about what? A buncha piss-ant keyboard soldiers who have combined their efforts to try to get to me?

definition of piss-ant keyboard solider?

Kelvis

Seems like I got to ya.

Ex-Matt,

Picking Baltimore over Oakland when Derek Carr is hurt wasn't a sharpe pick, I was on that the second the line came out as an Oakland fan.

Doubt it, I'm long way from the streets where you reside, but hey whatever helps you sleep easier in your cardboard shack.

This message is hidden because Ex_Matt is on your ignore list.

Doesnt change the fact I was right.

If you knew the lions would score 38 points without knowing what the saints put up, I'm sure you would of bet A LOT more than $100.

Guys just pick the opposite of what Ex_Matt says

He muted me weeks ago

What this this a ****ing sportsbetting thread?

More degen stories, less of this BS

If I didn't have 7 different jag-offs attempting to troll me I wouldn't have to troll them back.

Oh snap Ex_Matt's mom just had a fight with her pimp. He smacked that ho down yo.

Something about her not wanting to do anal with all Ex_Matt's friends any more.