Your name sucks too though

Can the recent terrible posters go away and the thread can go back to being great? Thanks.

I tried telling people to PM me if they want to continue trolling. I tried to say lets stop derailing the thread but your "MVP posters" aren't mature enough to stfu.

And I'm not gonna have some degenerate loser talk **** to me without responding appropriately.

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For this thread to be great again it would actually require great stories.

You come across as a tool idiot with poor awareness.

Go away now, please. Kthxbai!

Posts like yours have even less purpose in this thread and will only prompt a response from me.

I couldn't give a rats ass how you feel about me. Maybe instead of throwing fuel on a dying fire you could contribute to the topic of the thread, otherwise shut the **** up moron.

Banned

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Lifelong

Go for it.

Ignore List

Snipes

920,75 gambled at the casino know i got 1 Dollars left for a Burger.

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What a surprise you can't control yourself. At least you have the self awareness to know that you're out of control as you're smashing the keyboard about how little you care about my opinion. When you know, just ignoring me altogether would have really proven that you don't care.

You've provided no benefit to the thread, you're just a ranting and bumbling baboon

Sadly, most of my best degen stories contain copious amounts of drug usage and characters who's sole income come from illegal activities. I'm always on the fence of giving the thread a good shot in the ass vs. receiving some sort of ban due to TOS that I never read. Maybe after I get a firm understanding of what I can and can't write about, I'll share a goodie.

Do it! I lived a pretty wild life for a while, and some of the characters you meet in the party/drug scene are amazing. For better and worse. I wanted to write about similar experiences but I'm too lazy and suck at writing. Half the **** sounds unbelievable anyways.

Also read WarmDeck's thread and what he and a bunch of others have written about, I'm sure you'd be fine.

Mine neither, but she deals with it better than my wife.

Winner! Give this man a prize

Ex_matt, give it a rest. Although some of the stuff you're mentioning is true you're coming off really angry and pissed off for some reason. Don't come into a degen thread and knock a man down after his bet loses because it was a "stupid" bet. If you wanna help him out perhaps post your picks before the game.

This would require picks before said game

And not having sand in your vagina

The magical 23rd of the month came by today and it was almost magical but not quite. I'm in bed right now after having a few drinks and a spliff and sitting in complete denial. Can't believe I'm not going to make it this month. I had all the chances..if I just became a nit I could've survived. Just shows that I don't deserve it. When the amex bill is 37.5k and you have 30k which you just won off blackjack the month should be secure. There were numerous ways for me to grind it up to 37.5k. Ex-Matt nailed one thing and he said you should focus on grinding ML wins not parlaying 3-4k on 5 gamers. At 30k I could've easily made 7.5k the right way. If I didn't want to do that I could've loaded up vouchers..about 7.5k worth which would take me 3-4 days because of limits and I could've gotten there. But no..I wanted to escape the entire credit card chase. The focus should always be survival.

Unfortunately for me I don't go into survival mode until it's way too late. I always watch baseball games and wonder why certain guys will swing at 3-0 pitch when a walk would do justice. Or when it's a 3-0 count..it's tied and you're in the bottom of the 10th with the bases loaded..the pitcher throws a strike and instead of taking it because he's lost all command..they swing for the fences and ground into double plays. I know why those guys do that now and it's because I think the same way. It is ****ing ******ed. When you do hit that grand slam it's nice but it's a rarity. I think that's the fine line in gambling. If you want to be successful you have to work it in such a way that you can't have leaks. The lesser your leaks the easier it is. But in order to do that you have to be so diciplined that IMO it's worse than a god damn job. So in the end, you have to work hard in life to profit anywhere. You want +EV? Work for it. Find a way. Stay the course. Draw the walk and forget the grand slam.

I had a parlay yesterday...it was 5k to win 94k. I only need 38k. Why am I going for 94? I ended up going 2-2 and would've lost even if it was a 3 gamer but still..

On the 23rd which just passed I had a 6 gamer. Won the first four during the day. Brewers walked off on teh Cubs and I felt like it was my day. Last 2 games of the day: STL and KC/CHW over 9.5.

STL took a 2-0 lead in the first, only to concede 8 in teh bottom of the inning. Dead. The KC game went over. This was for $65k and I think I have come to terms I am drawing dead now. Did a parlay for the night games..went 2/3 with Texas losing to Oakland 1-0. This was for 11.5k which would've put me a 2 gamer from freedom. This last week I had 2 parlays miss by 1 game that were for 50k+. You don't get any closer than that. You have to capitalize. Tomorrow..as in today I will take another shot. Not sure how much paysafe I will be able to get...maybe 2k..maybe 3k but maybe even only 1k. So I'll be loading up on 5-6 NFL spreads. Last week i think I guessed 70% of the card wrong. May not be a repeat but my NFL capping skills are nowhere as good as MLB. I need a miracle. Do I believe? I do believe deep down..why you ask.. well I have no other choice. I'm dead anyways..I'm getting the electric chair in 2 days when I turn 27..may as well have hope that the lawyer is going to walk in any minute and say they've exonerated me.


Life is just getting harder and harder. I missed two birthdays (people that are mutual friends so nobody too important) that I would've had a great time at. My parents are travelling..and I love having the house to myself because I get to play house with my girlfriend. I also get to smoke weed whenever and wherever and I get to smoke my hookah which I am addicted to in the family room. But I haven't enjoyed this break at all. It ran by my eyes and all I did was bet bet bet and lose lose lose. One winning day could have changed it all but I missed. There will be no Eric Hosmer this month to save me out of this misery.

My gf is planning a party for me I believe and I keep telling her I don't want anybody there. The reason is because I will be depressed. It's one thing to be depressed around one person..I can manage that. I can fake out of it - but it'll be another when I am doom and gloom at my birthday. I blame nobody for this..It's my own fault. It's just weird because I don't think that I am a bad person..but if you look at it I am. I'm running up my parents credit cards and even though I am paying them..it's killing me. Even though I'll take the onus and debt on myself..I will disapoint so many people around me. That's what hurts the most. I think when you get to level 5 degen which is the highest..you stop caring about yourself because you died at stage 3 anyways. At level 5 you're just hoping that as long as you can keep hurting yourself but keep others around you unaffected you're happy. That's how I feel at least. I no longer care what happens to me..I care what happens to people around me. It will take a toll on them. It'll be like an earthquake. Can't believe I rely on baseball players to bail me out of this mess.. what a wrong way to go about life.

So I turn 27 on Tuesday. The bill is due on the 4th. I leave for Atlanta on the 29th and return on the 2nd. Can't even buy vouchers from the 29th to the 2nd..and even if I could and won..wouldn't be able to withdraw in time. I got no outs except to win on tomorrow..or Monday..or Tueday. I welcome back my parents on the 27th and I think I'll have to drop the bomb that day. I gotta confess..take them to the lender..consolidate my debts..put the house down as collateral and then become a normal human. ****ty. It's going to be a grind but I see others in this thread have been able to do it. I was more ready to confess and die off last month because I had no hope. THis month I had hope plus I was almost there and I blew it. Feels weird.... This is the part of me at this moment that has given up. Now my other side..aka my degen side..

My last outs are press press press until Tuesday. On Tuesday or Wed I go to my now good friend/degen companion who is also losing thousands a day (his own money)/lender who will help me consolidate the debts. I will ask him for one last loan..this time for 45k which will be enough to make my amex payment and visa payment. I think I'll need to win 30k for the next month. I beg him for this sum..promise him on a certain date that I will come to him next month if I don't make it and put the house down as collateral w my parents..I'll sign whatever interest rate he wants (although now it's not even about interest..it's about me having no job + bare credit + owing him about 70k already plus another 45k would make it over 100k+. Too much to give to a degen..even though he's a good friend now and fellow degen I don't see him going for it. But that will be my last stand. If he says no? Well then I will have to bail on the Atlanta trip..confess to my girl..confess to my parents and hope they both still love me. If they don't..well that's the price of being a degen ...you end up chasing somethin that doesn't exist and while you chase this thing you lose the things you actually care about.

lol

come clean mate , theres more life than gambling

Does anyone wanna flip for my whole roll on partypoker, $500

https://i.imgur.com/09mSEZn.gifv

Don't have time to post the ticket but I am the Seahawks away from $80k. Seahawks ML.

not sure if this makes me a true degen but I've just spent last 36 hours checking my bank balance every 2 hours, because I am waiting for my latest withdrawal from PS. Need to re-deposit ASAP...

snipes i feel ya brother. i blew 15K at the roulette wheels last 3 days and i am sick of it...but lets be honest, we degens will never stop..even if we want it the most it aint gonna happen.

i would do anything to stop betting this ****** wheel for thousands a spin spread on ****** numbers deciding if its gonna be a good day or not. im chasing these numbers all my ****** life...i dont even know whats my ****** goal?! its just ridic...i am at the bottom right now even though i still got money to gamble i still hit rock bottom..because i know sooner or later its gonna end in a dilemma.

all the best for you and gl with your bets