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I was friends with some white guys that acted black and listened to rap and everything way back in high school. I kinda thought it was stupid of them to act in African American ways, beyond art.

It's cool to be into other cultures besides your own, fyi.

11-08-2015 , 07:01 AM

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SuperMarauder

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Zomg, my sister? Which one?

Doesn't matter. i am so, so sorry. If you banged one of my sisters ... son, I'd get yourself to a clinic, right quick!

11-08-2015 , 07:03 AM

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Spoiler:

11-08-2015 , 07:03 AM

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The uh, half monkey looking sister, with the floppy ears, kinda looks like maybe part dog .... Yep ... My sister.

11-08-2015 , 07:05 AM

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Congrats?

11-08-2015 , 07:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperMarauder

The uh, half monkey looking sister, with the floppy ears, kinda looks like maybe part dog .... Yep ... My sister.

Does she have a blue waffle?

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11-08-2015 , 07:11 AM

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Post 666 for you.

Uh, I dunno what the blue waffle is. Please explain.

Hope it is worth your soul!

11-08-2015 , 07:12 AM

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Why does no one not know how to use google anymore?

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 11-08-2015 at 07:19 AM. Reason: I know you're ****ing slow but it's not that hard

11-08-2015 , 07:15 AM

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=62Qfbrc1jdo

11-08-2015 , 07:18 AM

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I blame Satan.

11-08-2015 , 07:24 AM

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Oh just fyi, even if he offers you a fiddle made of gold ... you should turn that down.

11-08-2015 , 07:28 AM

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Particularly in Georgia.

Chicken in the game house, Whitchita steaks.

11-08-2015 , 07:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperMarauder

I blame Satan.

I had nothing to do with this

11-08-2015 , 07:56 AM

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OK this is going nowhere. If nobody contributes more Deaf Tony stories here I'll close this thread in about 1 hour.

11-08-2015 , 08:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

OK this is going nowhere. If nobody contributes more Deaf Tony stories that are better than OP's here I'll close this thread in about 1 hour.

Fyp

11-08-2015 , 08:03 AM

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I asked tony to play in my game at one point bastard never answered me.

I even asked twice

11-08-2015 , 08:09 AM

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^ in light of this

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Fyp

Good point, consider this policy adopted by me.

11-08-2015 , 08:12 AM

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You didn't like my story Morph

11-08-2015 , 08:13 AM

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You didn't like my story Morph

Beats op.

Would read again.

11-08-2015 , 08:13 AM

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I didn't dislike it either; it was just lame.

11-08-2015 , 08:31 AM

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the OP is a mess. learn to convey your ideas succinctly

11-08-2015 , 08:43 AM

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tic-toc-tic-toc...

11-08-2015 , 09:03 AM

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Surely there is more stories about Deaf Tony

WTF is going on around here I for one am disappointed

11-08-2015 , 09:06 AM

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It's been an hour Morph. Stop being so lazy!

11-08-2015 , 09:17 AM

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I think he wants REAL Deaf Tony stories.

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