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You guys are the most pathetic, saltiest life losers ever.

I guess spending every waking moment of your anti-social lives on the Internet trolling forums with corny "mom jokes" and being destined to pay for sex for life can turn one very salty.

You're just a bad loser. Sorry you can't hack it in BBV

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Me paying for sex put school clothes on your back, show some respect.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

For someone that supposedly owns a pot house, you seem very angry.

Do you think you have a problem?

His problem is sensitivity

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Originally Posted by jcorb

pot business should equal big $ = happiness

Rodeo Clowns fight giant angry bulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wioeu8nO_8

Clearly he doesn't own a business, and if his jimmies get rustled this easily he'd be a really crummy owner anyway.

#sensitivitytrain

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10-17-2018 , 01:15 PM

#78

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dark side claps: IT BURNS WHEN I PEE

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10-17-2018 , 01:22 PM

#79

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

You asked me what I do for a living, I was kind enough to to answer it. Obviously you don't like hearing that I make more money than you or something? Would you prefer me to tell you Im a janitor or something, so you can feel better about your pathetic self?

I've been doing this for over 4 years and made it through the new regulations. I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

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10-17-2018 , 01:24 PM

#80

AlwaysFolding

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Oh, I would literally NEVER worry about you.

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10-17-2018 , 01:25 PM

#81

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

"kind enough to answer it"

Are you really that gassed up, bruh? Lay off the moon rocks, you must be high.

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10-17-2018 , 01:27 PM

#82

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

Obviously you don't like hearing that I make more money than you or something?.

This sounds like the type of thing a guy who cares about what OTHER people make would say.

Do you feel uncomfortable around people that make more money than you? Because you sound like the type of guy who would. Maybe you should look into being a little bit more confident and stop comparing yourself to others.

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10-17-2018 , 04:30 PM

#83

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

You're really on a good one, aren't you?

Moon rocks are garbage. Only noobs and lightweights think they're good.

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10-17-2018 , 04:41 PM

#84

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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10-17-2018 , 05:00 PM

#85

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Winner. The choice of car is great as well.

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10-17-2018 , 05:10 PM

#86

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

If I was talented I would have all our avatars hanging out the windows.

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10-17-2018 , 05:13 PM

#87

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Winner. The choice of car is great as well.

It's def. a magnet

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If I was talented I would have all our avatars hanging out the windows.

this is one of those times i wish i had the photoshop magic touch

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10-17-2018 , 09:55 PM

#88

AlwaysFolding

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This is when Morph would come in handy with the memetouch!

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10-17-2018 , 09:55 PM

#89

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side maps: What we use to get to PANRIPPER's mom's house

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10-18-2018 , 03:17 AM

#90

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Wheres the OP when we need him

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10-18-2018 , 10:13 AM

#91

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Dark side paps: Anal pap smears

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10-18-2018 , 10:41 AM

#92

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Dark side naps: quick recharge after using all your energy with Op's mom

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10-18-2018 , 10:57 AM

#93

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Dark side faps: Jacking off because OP's mom is already full.

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10-19-2018 , 12:14 AM

#94

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Dark side paps: Anal pap smears

This is relevant to my industry and I liked it a lot

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10-19-2018 , 11:43 AM

#95

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Dark side snaps: Butt hole pics.

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10-19-2018 , 12:03 PM

#96

cfreaks

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,418

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Do you feel uncomfortable around people that make more money than you? Because you sound like the type of guy who would. Maybe you should look into being a little bit more confident and stop comparing yourself to others.

Obviously OP is quite confident in how much he makes. You have to be a total baller to just walk up to a craps table and throw out a random number of $20s (4 of them!!!) with no regard for the consequences.

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10-19-2018 , 12:25 PM

#97

jcorb

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,977

80 bucks! At El Cortez that would get you the high roller suite above the parking garage.

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10-19-2018 , 12:58 PM

#98

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,628

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

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10-19-2018 , 01:21 PM

#99

redbuck

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 4,690

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Game, set, match!
There is no response to this...

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10-19-2018 , 06:29 PM

#100

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I think it's a pretty clever thing PANFLIPPER did; he claimed to own a dispensary (obviously false), threw out FOUR TWENTIES (homage to 420, so edgy, such a stoner! LOL!) and then said "don't worry about me," which is clearly a call for help regarding his drug dependence.

Such clever.

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