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10-16-2018 , 05:37 PM

#51

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dark side ma'ams: tbh's favorite kind of ma'am.

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10-16-2018 , 05:38 PM

#52

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Dark Side lamas: Not quite a sheep

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10-16-2018 , 05:52 PM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dark side mamas: Sith Slut results

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10-16-2018 , 07:35 PM

#54

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Dark Side papas: Pimping across the USA.

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10-16-2018 , 08:39 PM

#55

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to tip OP's mom. She's running a business not a charity

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10-16-2018 , 10:31 PM

#56

DrChesspain

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Dark side slams: what I do when I'm with PANRIPPER's mom.

That's a bit more realistic.

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10-16-2018 , 11:14 PM

#57

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

I'm curious how you lifeless losers would act in real life, in person, to another person. Could you say any of this stuff to people? No, pretty just shrivel up and curl into a ball.

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10-16-2018 , 11:16 PM

#58

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Thread keeps on giving. Its like OP’s mum.

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10-16-2018 , 11:25 PM

#59

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

I'm curious how you lifeless losers would act in real life, in person, to another person. Could you say any of this stuff to people? No, pretty just shrivel up and curl into a ball.

Your mom made me shrivel up after i told her R-rated things

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10-16-2018 , 11:28 PM

#60

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

I'm curious how you lifeless losers would act in real life, in person, to another person. Could you say any of this stuff to people? No, pretty just shrivel up and curl into a ball.

I asked you a question, now stop being a giant pussball and answer it.

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10-16-2018 , 11:29 PM

#61

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dark side cams: How OP's mom makes a living on the deep web.

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10-16-2018 , 11:58 PM

#62

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I asked you a question, now stop being a giant pussball and answer it.

I own a marijuana dispensary

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10-17-2018 , 12:08 AM

#63

jcorb

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,972

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

I'm curious how you lifeless losers would act in real life, in person, to another person. Could you say any of this stuff to people? No, pretty just shrivel up and curl into a ball.

This.

Us oldtimers were raised in a era where one couldn't hide behind the anonymity of the internet. When I first started in construction I made the mistake of calling a guy on the job a son-of-a-*****. He was a former rodeo clown, biker, fought in tough guy competitions at the local bar and was a general bad ass.

He immediately threw me to the ground, pinned my thorax with his steel claw hands and informed me his mother was a saint and if I ever called him that again he would re-arrange my face and he wasn't kidding.

those times have passed for better or worse. carry on you internet pussies.

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10-17-2018 , 12:31 AM

#64

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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Originally Posted by jcorb

This.

Us oldtimers were raised in a era where one couldn't hide behind the anonymity of the internet.

You hide behind viagra

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10-17-2018 , 12:50 AM

#65

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

I own a marijuana dispensary

Bro just because you grew one plant in undergrad doesn't make you a dispensary owner.

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10-17-2018 , 12:51 AM

#66

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by jcorb

Talking **** to a hard-ass = always -EV

Talking **** to PANRIPPER the ****ty threadmaker = neutral to slightly +EV

Your story just leads me to believe that you were a ****ty waterboy for the crew.

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10-17-2018 , 01:07 AM

#67

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

lol jcorb got beat up by a rodeo clown

confirmed waterboy

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10-17-2018 , 01:07 AM

#68

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

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Originally Posted by jcorb

Hi PANRIPPER'S Dad

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10-17-2018 , 06:42 AM

#69

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

You guys are the most pathetic, saltiest life losers ever.

I guess spending every waking moment of your anti-social lives on the Internet trolling forums with corny "mom jokes" and being destined to pay for sex for life can turn one very salty.

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10-17-2018 , 10:07 AM

#70

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Me paying for sex put school clothes on your back, show some respect.

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10-17-2018 , 10:38 AM

#71

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

For someone that supposedly owns a pot house, you seem very angry.

Do you think you have a problem?

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10-17-2018 , 11:30 AM

#72

jcorb

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,972

pot business should equal big $ = happiness

Rodeo Clowns fight giant angry bulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wioeu8nO_8

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10-17-2018 , 11:55 AM

#73

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Yeah, I will say those rodeo dudes are more man than I am. But, my job does require me to climb utility poles above 35 feet up, but the pole is not trying to knock me off and stomp on me, fortunately.

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10-17-2018 , 12:03 PM

#74

jcorb

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,972

wow, small world. I'm a trouble shooter for an electric utility so I climb power poles by myself in the rain at night in walk-in easements.

40 years now, time flies.