Dark side craps - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

So I played again this weekend at a different casino, and saw Ghetto Wanna-be Thug (GWbT) again. More shenanigans.

GWbT was extremely hostile this time around from the very minute I walked up to the table, and repeatedly kept saying "n**ga" towards me, non-stop. "N**ga, I ain't playin dat game yo", "Dis n**ga __________", "Mayne I be ___________, n**ga", "I ain't f**king with you n**ga", "Yous gawn lose all yo money, n**ga", etc.

GWbT ends up getting kicked out and banned from the property, after a pit boss asked him multiple times to stop using the n-word and to stop being so hostile. He plead with security & manager for what seemed like an hour, but still didn't work out.

Life went on, and I consistently beat the HU LHE machine over multiple 2-3 hour sessions, guessing 15+ hours total.

You must be a relation of warmdeck, your stories are that good.

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10-16-2018 , 03:45 AM

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PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

Colin,

You keep complaining about how my threads/posts suck, yet you keep clicking and reading.

WHY??

Go away and STFU

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10-16-2018 , 04:40 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

I have never used the words "Your threads suck".

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10-16-2018 , 05:09 AM

#30

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

You remind me of a fat **** who keeps paying good money to eat at the same restaurant over and over, only to complain about how the food there sucks.

STFU and GTFO of my threads

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10-16-2018 , 05:53 AM

#31

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Good chat sir

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10-16-2018 , 09:46 AM

#32

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Can we comment on the title of this thread for a second? Maybe we should modify this thread to the likes of the Golden Days thread.

Dark side craps were what I experienced after eating an entire jar of peanut butter.

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10-16-2018 , 09:48 AM

#33

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

I ate OP’s mum but all I got was Dark side crabs.

Last edited by robert_utk; 10-16-2018 at 09:50 AM. Reason: Proper title syntax

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10-16-2018 , 09:54 AM

#34

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side craps is what she'll give you after you acquire her hepatitis A.

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10-16-2018 , 10:35 AM

#35

swissodds

adept

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Originally Posted by cfreaks

OP likes to bet on Don't Come because his girlfriend told him he has 100% EV on that bet.

Tough one

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10-16-2018 , 10:36 AM

#36

swissodds

adept

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Solidest post . Vgg OP aka the King of Crap

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10-16-2018 , 10:51 AM

#37

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Dark side craps is what I got after reading OP.

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10-16-2018 , 11:08 AM

#38

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side claps are genitally what I got.

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10-16-2018 , 12:01 PM

#39

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Dark side clams are quite yummy.

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10-16-2018 , 12:49 PM

#40

robert_utk

Not From the UK

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10-16-2018 , 01:48 PM

#41

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side Clems are very country.

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10-16-2018 , 02:21 PM

#42

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Dark side smell is rather stinky.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 10-16-2018 at 02:21 PM. Reason: 1 letter change, but rearranged.

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10-16-2018 , 02:24 PM

#43

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

Do any of you ever go out, or is this seriously life for you?

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10-16-2018 , 02:29 PM

#44

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

Do any of you ever go out, or is this seriously life for you?

I'll give you a serious response, but only because you're such a ****ing whiner:

I am in a doctorate program in a mainstream healthcare field. Between exhaustive studying I find posting on 2p2 to be a rather enjoyable and easily accessible pastime.

Now, I ask you, what the **** do YOU do?

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10-16-2018 , 02:30 PM

#45

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side crams: what I do when I'm with PANRIPPER's mom.

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10-16-2018 , 02:35 PM

#46

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

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Originally Posted by PANRIPPER

Do any of you ever go out, or is this seriously life for you?

I'll give you a serious response, but only because you're such a ****ing whiner:

I have been traveling the world non-stop for 6 and a half years (46 countries). Between exhaustive slacking off I find posting on 2p2 to be a rather enjoyable and easily accessible pastime. And it let's me spend time with my son AF.

Now, I ask you, what the **** do YOU do?

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10-16-2018 , 02:36 PM

#47

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Dark side trams: Where I buy my drugs.

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10-16-2018 , 02:36 PM

#48

AlwaysFolding

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Dark side rams are what dad did to mum and nine months later...

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10-16-2018 , 02:38 PM

#49

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Dark side trams: Where I buy my drugs.

I will sell you drugs.

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10-16-2018 , 02:43 PM

#50

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Dark side prams: Strollers for Satan's baby.

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