I walk up to the craps table, reach in my pocket to pull out a random number of $20s (turns out to be $80) and immediately tell the dealer I want it on the "Don't come" (point was already established). A ghetto wannabe-thug across the table notices this and yells "throw a yo for this non-believer!", and proceeds to roll a 5. He then yells "throw a deuce-tree for him!!", and comes 6-1 and I win my bet. Now I double up and place my $160 on the Don't Pass, and he yells "throw a 7/11 for 'em!" to the shooter, and the shooter throws an 8 and 7's out a few rolls later after some usual cheering for an 8 from the hater, which makes him shut up a little now.

He's next to shoot. He says something to the tune of "well imma try dat **** too den" and places his bet on the Don't Pass, and this time I only put $5 on the Fire Bet and no other pass/don't pass bet (which I almost NEVER play, but I just had a feeling...?) and watch him make 4 points. He's furious. He finally switches to the Pass line after the 4th point, and immediately 7's out.

I collect my $125 on the Fire Bet, and life goes on.

I'll throw ya $20 if you don't post any more threads in BBV

Accepted. Bitcoin or PayPal?

The other option is for you to not click on any of my threads and try having a life outside of 2+2...

left it on your moms dresser

What are you, a 17 year old (or 32 year old) pimple faced virgin?

she made me pop like a pimple

Seems like it's quite common for you to go somewhere and people don't like you.

I have a feeling that's your real life story.

Wait nm, your real life is posting on 2+2 16-18 hours a day.

You nailed it in one.

I should probably get out more.

OP likes to bet on Don't Come because his girlfriend told him he has 100% EV on that bet.

OP has no uretha control

Morph "Amazing" Ismus itt.

wtf is craps?

I want to speak to your mum.

Naked.

I’ll put a tomatoe on your pillow

What does that mean? And there's no 'e' in tomato.

Thanks to Morph, this dumpster thread was worth opening.

This was a riveting tale of derring-do OP. A+++ would read again.

Hopefully your accredited accountant allows you to write off this charitable donation.

I just spoke with them, it qualifies. Thank you for the reminder, i almost tossed my receipt out.

You better go learn yourself some English if that's what you really believe.

My real life is posting 2+2 in ya momz frunt n back doorz

So I played again this weekend at a different casino, and saw Ghetto Wanna-be Thug (GWbT) again. More shenanigans.

GWbT was extremely hostile this time around from the very minute I walked up to the table, and repeatedly kept saying "n**ga" towards me, non-stop. "N**ga, I ain't playin dat game yo", "Dis n**ga __________", "Mayne I be ___________, n**ga", "I ain't f**king with you n**ga", "Yous gawn lose all yo money, n**ga", etc.

GWbT ends up getting kicked out and banned from the property, after a pit boss asked him multiple times to stop using the n-word and to stop being so hostile. He plead with security & manager for what seemed like an hour, but still didn't work out.

Life went on, and I consistently beat the HU LHE machine over multiple 2-3 hour sessions, guessing 15+ hours total.