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Old 10-19-2008, 06:36 PM   #1
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DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...lar____part_1_

god thith guy makth me die a little inthide each time he openth hith mouth
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Old 10-19-2008, 06:42 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:42 PM   #3
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He works in financial markets????
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Old 10-19-2008, 11:53 PM   #4
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the first hand is very lol
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:01 AM   #5
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hi guys bear here
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:07 AM   #6
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Dabeaarrrr i love this guy.
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Old 10-20-2008, 08:19 AM   #7
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

ahahah this guy is so horrendous at poker its hilarious. he's always getting scolded in the comments and then goes and tries to defend himself.. its truly funny


*edit: lololol at first hand. wp!! wtf at this guy playing 2/4

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Old 10-20-2008, 08:23 AM   #8
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ahahah this guy is so horrendous at poker its hilarious. he's always getting scolded in the comments and then goes and tries to defend himself.. its truly funny
Yeh, i think PokerTube gave him like $1000 to play and make videos for the site, went busto pretty quick.
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:55 AM   #9
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

LOooL - Gotta luv some of you haters ! AS for LawJik indeed the $1k did go but it didn't go fast mate and i actually showed some of the bad luck i had in loosing it - The issue remember was i had like 10 buy ins only on a 6 man table ! That allows for fek all variance so have a heart and be a little more realistic.......Took 2 months to loose it - *smiles*

AS for didonk's comments - you go play the 10 cents tables mate as your 'grinding' style implies and die of boredom !! I doubt very much that your profit average in the last 2 years competes with mine and I hold down a FULL TIME job that is extremely demanding - I certainly ain't no social security layabout - Is that your profession ?.......*grins*


'ahahah this guy is so horrendous at poker its hilarious. he's always getting scolded in the comments and then goes and tries to defend himself.. its truly funny'
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:59 AM   #10
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

hi dabear
i will be honest
3 or 4 nights a week
i go to sleep lying on my stomach
humping my hands
to the sound of your voice


bung it all in ftw
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Old 10-20-2008, 01:02 PM   #11
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just because everyone thinks you are bad at poker doesnt make us haters... maybe we have a point
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:13 PM   #12
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

BUNG IT ALL IN OMG BUNG IT ALLL INNNNNNNNNNNN
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:45 PM   #13
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dur im dabeear and youve got me all wrong! *stuffs dildo in butt*
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Old 10-20-2008, 02:49 PM   #14
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

If that really is Dabear.

I actually think you are funny, but you are bad at poker. Your videos are entertaining but not educational. You should spend some time in SSNL and maybe sign up to Leggopoker or Deaucescracked or something and improve your game.
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Old 10-20-2008, 03:23 PM   #15
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this guy is like tuff fish without the 3bets and the angry explosions
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:24 PM   #16
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LOooL - Gotta luv some of you haters ! AS for LawJik indeed the $1k did go but it didn't go fast mate and i actually showed some of the bad luck i had in loosing it - The issue remember was i had like 10 buy ins only on a 6 man table ! That allows for fek all variance so have a heart and be a little more realistic.......Took 2 months to loose it - *smiles*

AS for didonk's comments - you go play the 10 cents tables mate as your 'grinding' style implies and die of boredom !! I doubt very much that your profit average in the last 2 years competes with mine and I hold down a FULL TIME job that is extremely demanding - I certainly ain't no social security layabout - Is that your profession ?.......*grins*


'ahahah this guy is so horrendous at poker its hilarious. he's always getting scolded in the comments and then goes and tries to defend himself.. its truly funny'

wats your job bro, thpeech therapitht? elocutionitht?
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:28 PM   #17
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If that really is Dabear.

I actually think you are funny, but you are bad at poker.
shhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:34 PM   #18
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

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Old 10-20-2008, 05:50 PM   #19
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

First hand a pretty good lesson on the virtues of the sneaky-check. So many players misuse the sneaky-check these days.
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:55 PM   #20
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

Bear,

I've watched a lot of your videos. You really, really have to stop calling people on the river "just to see what he has."
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:58 PM   #21
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

you call a raise preflop with Ah 7d and the flop comes 9h 6h 3d and then tell the viewers the flop "wasn't too bad" for you...then you check and then call a bet?

honestly bear, I want you to come up with a worse possible way to have played this hand

Preflop it's re-raise or fold for me. The flop is re-raise or fold for me. You decide to cold call both streets with air. Makes absolutely no sense.

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Old 10-20-2008, 10:52 PM   #22
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

Facts about DaBeear:

His last video had over 90,000 PokerTube viewers. This is nearly five times the number of hits popular television shows like PAD, HSP, WSOP, and WPT get on the same site.

Despite an unorthodox style of play, SharkScope does have him in the green with a 14% ROI across 378 games. The average stake is $33 so though he's not a high roller we know he's not playing for quarters either. We can't verify his performance in ring games but he says he's more of a cash game player and if he's anything like most of us, his preference follows his ability to profit.

Am I making a big defense for DaBeear? Well, I do enjoy his videos and although his style is quite a bit different from mine, I have gained some insights about the game by watching him play. I also suspect that his videos may be tailored in part to project a loose and wild table image that he doesn't strictly adhere to in day to day play.

Whether that's true or not, I'm wanting to encourage anyone who is posting these kinds of strategy videos because they offer an insight into how particular types of players are thinking about the game. There's a lot of value in that:

A good student can learn a lot from a bad teacher, but a poor student can't be taught anything even by the best. At the end of the day, flamers who don't want to attend DaBeear's class don't have to -- but they could still try to show some.

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Old 10-20-2008, 11:36 PM   #23
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SNEAKY CHECK THESE BITCHES
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Old 10-23-2008, 04:24 PM   #24
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Re: DaBeear (Scottish lisptard) Strikes Again

You want to comment on dabeear's vids and make fun of him? Fine with me, doing it all the time.

But why here? Do it on pokertube. OP sucks.

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Old 10-23-2008, 04:29 PM   #25
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hahaha this guy has donated me soooo much money at ipoker it's fantastic
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