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02-11-2023 , 11:34 AM

#101

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Also, saying "G'Day" and "Cool Bananas" all day long becomes Danish!

Is your real name Ingolf?

02-11-2023 , 12:19 PM

#102

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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you mean Engulf

02-11-2023 , 02:03 PM

#103

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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RIPO

Terry Gene Bollea

02-11-2023 , 08:23 PM

#104

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I want to hear the old 7up pitch man say Cool Bananas in his Afro-Caribbean accent, but he died many years ago. In American English, banana has 3 different A sounds, and that's too many imo.

02-12-2023 , 08:43 AM

#105

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Banana Banana

02-12-2023 , 09:40 AM

#106

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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NLO8 FT 4/7 leggo!

02-12-2023 , 10:13 AM

#107

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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2/5

02-12-2023 , 10:16 AM

#108

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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1/4

02-12-2023 , 10:21 AM

#109

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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1/2 , I have 130 BB, villain has 85...

02-12-2023 , 10:34 AM

#110

Morphismus

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****, getting a migraine, gotta start shove every hand now...

02-12-2023 , 10:42 AM

#111

Morphismus

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1/2

02-12-2023 , 10:42 AM

#112

Morphismus

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can hardly see the cards...

02-12-2023 , 10:43 AM

#113

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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gonna go to bed now...

02-12-2023 , 11:19 AM

#114

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Morph's the kinda guy to win poker tournaments with a migraine!

02-12-2023 , 11:55 AM

#115

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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I am!

Luckily, I basically had no headaches after the Aura phase, feeling ok now, just a bit drowsy. That was super annoying though, as my Aura usually starts out right at my focal point; I had to look just next to my cards to properly see them.

02-12-2023 , 12:07 PM

#116

Sheep86

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Morphismus
BBV Poker Player of the 2020s

02-12-2023 , 02:01 PM

#117

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Is that the most you've ever won playing poker?

02-12-2023 , 03:17 PM

#118

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is that the most you've ever won playing poker?

Hahaha, most likely.

I don't think I've ever bought into a tourney for an amount that small, and that was his winnings.....

edit: also, wtf at having a migraine? are you a woman or just a very weak mansling?

02-13-2023 , 08:08 AM

#119

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

As proven by the last er..eh..election Morph is impossibru to dethrone as the player of the pokahars so you better accept him for the rest of ur life. I mean he's prolly also invincible cos he's programmed himself into whatever AI we do not know about yet. Also I partied too hard as usual on the weekend followed by working too hard, now I'm very very tired, need da retiraments. Dam I already slept all of Sheepday basically, cud totally repeat that. I blame all of BBV. GN

02-14-2023 , 04:27 AM

#120

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Well done Mr Morph

RIP New Zealand

RIP Syria

02-14-2023 , 07:07 AM

#121

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is that the most you've ever won playing poker?

02-14-2023 , 11:04 AM

#122

FWWM

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Is that the least you've ever won playing poker?

02-14-2023 , 01:22 PM

#123

Morphismus

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02-14-2023 , 03:36 PM

#124

suitedjustice

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I won -$1500 in a live tournament. And I also bricked a $2650 tourney on ACR, but I got in that one through satellites.

02-14-2023 , 06:47 PM

#125

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

^Looks like Morph is to blame for your tourney losses. Prolly has some AI that translates them into his 6 card courchevel winnings or something. I played at the chess club last Thursday. I won 7500 in less than 3h. (HK) Wasn't even any big pot. The sucker of the evening I had all-in finally and I had AQ

Spoiler:

I didn't play since. Thanks a ton of work and other obligations...

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