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10-05-2017 , 09:55 AM

#51

AlwaysFolding

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I fixed the title in my post if you want to change OP's original title.

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10-05-2017 , 11:01 AM

#52

H0RUS

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karma itt

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10-05-2017 , 11:24 AM

#53

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

So you went busto?

Yep. 150 buyin downswing over 2k hands. No money left for IRS

such a sad ending to the story

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10-05-2017 , 11:38 AM

#54

AlwaysFolding

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The fact that you're lying is highly offensive. I am the tax man. I investigate you now.

My assistant Mr. Colin_Piddle will cuff you now.

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10-05-2017 , 11:59 AM

#55

H0RUS

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whats done in the dark (in this case a basement) always comes in the light

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10-05-2017 , 04:58 PM

#56

RalphWaldoEmerson

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But do basements qualify for the home office deduction?

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10-05-2017 , 06:16 PM

#57

H0RUS

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Well it depends on what he considers "office space"

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10-05-2017 , 06:33 PM

#58

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

whats done in the dark (in this case a basement) always comes in the light

Basement? I 12-table at my local starbucks man

eta: are coffees tax-deductible if I order them while playing on my laptop in one hand?

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10-05-2017 , 07:25 PM

#59

Highroller28

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thats pretty good, 18$ a table x 12 is alot of moolah

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10-05-2017 , 08:15 PM

#60

H0RUS

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Originally Posted by tgiggity

Basement? I 12-table at my local starbucks man

eta: are coffees tax-deductible if I order them while playing on my laptop in one hand?

I dont think you can deduct that, sorry. You could possibly deduct the gas you spend to get their though

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10-05-2017 , 09:21 PM

#61

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by Highroller28

thats pretty good, 18$ a table x 12 is alot of moolah

I wish I was doing 100/hands/hour/table. More like 70ish

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

I dont think you can deduct that, sorry. You could possibly deduct the gas you spend to get their though

Can I deduct just the gas, or is it .51/mile (I think?) for gas, insurance, maintenance?

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10-05-2017 , 09:52 PM

#62

AlwaysFolding

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You can only deduct your lies and slander about losing 150BI in 2k hands.

I am personally hurt and demand apologies.

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10-05-2017 , 11:06 PM

#63

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You can only deduct your lies and slander about losing 150BI in 2k hands.

I am personally hurt and demand apologies.

How much are the emotional damages? Can I deduct those?

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10-06-2017 , 12:12 AM

#64

AlwaysFolding

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You can give me 150BI

Then we can be square.

I'll even pay the taxes.

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10-06-2017 , 11:31 AM

#65

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You can give me 150BI

Then we can be square.

I'll even pay the taxes.

Sounds like a good deal if you're paying the taxes. Let me think about it

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10-06-2017 , 04:12 PM

#66

Abbaddabba

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pretty good.
you should bet on the results of your next 100k hands.

what do you think a good over/under line is? you seem like a smart guy - 6 seems fair no?

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10-07-2017 , 01:17 AM

#67

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba

pretty good.
you should bet on the results of your next 100k hands.

what do you think a good over/under line is? you seem like a smart guy - 6 seems fair no?

I think 5 is fair

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10-16-2017 , 02:34 PM

#68

loololollo

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Why do American's play poker if they've gotta pay taxes? F that

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10-16-2017 , 03:39 PM

#69

tgiggity

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Originally Posted by loololollo

Why do American's play poker if they've gotta pay taxes? F that

Seriously, why even have an income if it's just going to be taxed?

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10-22-2017 , 06:17 PM

#70

ZeckoRiver

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can't even see the hud

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10-23-2017 , 09:25 AM

#71

brmildur

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not bad

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