lyrics don't have to rhyme.
DUCY?

I do it for the glory.

Documents imo

lol op those new ones are all great.

LMFAO!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

awesome thread

OK. Original part needs to be rapped, and this part should be "Nate Dogg'd" or "T-Pain'd" with full autotune. And put that sh*t on iTunes. People have gotten rich off of dumber ideas. I'm seriously considering trying this.

DOOOO ITTTTT

DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTIES

lmao just realized this is same villian from OP, how many times did you stack him? lololol

I've prob stacked him 30 times lol and up 10 buy ins vs him.

He knows the song by heart.

Surprised he hasnt found this thread yet lol

lolololol yes

today i was driving home from the store and out of nowhere i just go BING BLANG BLAOW CHECK RAISE IS IN THA HOUSEEEEE, I JUST TOOK 50 FROM YOU

talkin to another 2p2er on aim....

RTT86 (6:54:39 PM): DOCUMENTS ON FILE
RTT86 (6:54:42 PM): Cash on titties
RTT86 (6:54:43 PM): hahahhaha
RTT86 (6:54:44 PM): OMG
RTT86 (6:54:49 PM): my stomach hurts
RTT86 (6:54:50 PM): this dude
RTT86 (6:54:58 PM): is truly a god among mortals
ShipHappens (6:55:02 PM): bro
ShipHappens (6:55:04 PM): he's a legend

solid thread, post more OP.

omfg i just died laughing

The OP was A+, then add in the xtranormal makes it epic, but then to see you stacked the SAME DUDE from the OP and hes signing your own song back to you cause you owned him so many times is just LEGENDARY.

lmao, you need to post your hand histories for when you stack these guys and then their chat so we can see what they are complaining about while you rap.

more.

Someone seriously make a beat and record this ****. I had a made-up rap version in my head today when I won a pot.

kept seeing this thread and refused to open it, extremely happy i did open it bc it made me lol hilariously

Keep em coming OP. I for one, can't get enough of this thread.

This is so unbelievably awesome, I'm crying from laughter

OMFG, HAHAHAHA, alright, so the posts before this were funny, i laughed, the xtranormal video was exceptional, but this is just the icing on the cake for me, lmao.

You are absolutely outrageous.

SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN, HE'S OUTTA CONTROL!