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09-03-2009 , 07:03 PM

#101

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

Have the hookerz screw you in your computer chair, and snort the blow off their titties instead of walking away from the computer.

Last edited by cds0699; 09-03-2009 at 07:03 PM. Reason: PM me for screen name plz

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09-03-2009 , 07:09 PM

#102

DeckardCain

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,456

everytime u register for a sit n go, draw a mark on your hand.

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09-03-2009 , 07:20 PM

#103

Ron Poor

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,296

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Originally Posted by DeckardCain

everytime u register for a sit n go, get a tattoo.

Remember sammy jankis?

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09-03-2009 , 07:23 PM

#104

dmelchart

newbie

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 38

Put a sticky note on your monitor, either a blank one or write "poker" or "registered in HU" on it. Up to you what or if you write on it.

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09-03-2009 , 07:29 PM

#105

Bannnnnnn

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,696

WTF how have i missed this thread for so long

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09-03-2009 , 07:32 PM

#106

Salinger

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 618

I'm going to sit out at as many HU tables as possible on Stars. I'm at the 2/4 and 3/6 tables.

Lets see how many tables we can get in the lobby

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09-03-2009 , 07:34 PM

#107

da_fume

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,035

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Originally Posted by Bannnnnnn

WTF how have i missed this thread for so long

You really are behind the curve, this thread is like 5 hours old.

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09-03-2009 , 09:10 PM

#108

stevie_is_god

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,757

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Originally Posted by Salinger

I'm going to sit out at as many HU tables as possible on Stars. I'm at the 2/4 and 3/6 tables.

Lets see how many tables we can get in the lobby

HAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHHAHH, SICK IDEA MAN!

HOW MANYZ U GET!>?!?!?!?!?>?!?

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09-03-2009 , 09:26 PM

#109

archie1st

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,375

Not sure exactly where to post this.

At Poker Source Online I have 7500 point and need another 500 points for a free license of Hold Em Manager.

I need one person to sign up under my referral code then register for a free money promotion at one of their rooms. Once cleared I get my points, you get whatever free money offer you chose and I send you $10 at stars to top you up.

Ideal for someone who is busto this now

Thanks

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09-03-2009 , 09:33 PM

#110

archie1st

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,375

Haha point taken.

Thanks mod

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09-03-2009 , 10:20 PM

#111

phil hellmuck

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 408

full tilt wont let me log in? it says the system cannot log you in, any ideas why this might be?

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09-03-2009 , 10:24 PM

#112

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

No idea maybe email ftp, but the bigger beat is having Gus Hansen as your avatar.

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09-03-2009 , 10:25 PM

#113

MyironThumb

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,378

easiest 1 star I've ever handed out

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09-03-2009 , 10:27 PM

#114

phil hellmuck

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 408

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Originally Posted by MyironThumb

easiest 1 star I've ever handed out

sorryyyy just a question, then again this is BBV

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09-03-2009 , 10:28 PM

#115

paymy22ition

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 354

type in your password.

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09-03-2009 , 10:31 PM

#116

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

At least give us a threadsaver next time, like this...

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09-03-2009 , 10:54 PM

#117

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

Brag here...LOL

I just hit the same person 3 times with the quick Bling Blang Blaow....Obv not a 2p2er

no response

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09-03-2009 , 10:55 PM

#118

ShadyNismo

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 568

stfu.

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09-03-2009 , 11:08 PM

#119

analoguesounds

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,162

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Originally Posted by Kadabra

Hi bbv,

I play heads up sit and goes. and its very common for me to forget im registered and leave my computer. Whoever comes up with the best way for me to remember I am registered for these things wins. Generally I wait for action by browsing online and then i totally forget and just leave.

Thanks All

A new study has revealed that by the time people reach their 80's 1 in 4 will have developed dementia.

Staple laptop to wrist FTW.

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09-03-2009 , 11:27 PM

#120

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

I thought BBV was for Brags...But I accept the stupidity and irrelevancy of my post. So feel free to flame away.

Since I am Drunk and donkin around,

Thank you BBV

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09-03-2009 , 11:30 PM

#121

nuisance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,644

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Originally Posted by ShadyNismo

stfu.

TY i take that as a complement

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09-04-2009 , 01:55 AM

#122

BitchiBee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 24,622

I remember a time when we could request an avatar for $5, or advice on watchs and monitors, a movie or tv show - without being harrassed. It was a good time, until they decided to "clean" everything up.

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-03/10- BBV is not your personal assistant. Do not come here looking for a task (cheap flights, looking for a tv, etc) offering to pay money. This creates headaches because a) people offering money don't pay people and broke railbirds come to the mods expecting us to enforce these bets; and b) it has NOTHING TO DO WITH POKER! Posting these threads from now on will result in locking and infractions and potentially bans.

I do think they are missing the point.

Firstly we need a place for these odd requests on 2p2, and bbv is the only place where flocks of broke microstake degens will work for less then minimum wage to make that happen. And secondly, as long as its acknowledged that you do tasks at your own risk (no helping the Augest 2009er with 7 posts) everything should be kosher.