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View Poll Results: Who is the baby daddy?
Craggoo
5 14.71%
Fidstar
3 8.82%
WH1
7 20.59%
Akyle
3 8.82%
Morphimus
2 5.88%
Rob
2 5.88%
thabighurt35 and johnstumper
3 8.82%
omnishakira
1 2.94%
Mr.mmmKay
1 2.94%
Other or bastard (ducwidt?)
7 20.59%

07-09-2014 , 03:02 PM
Stunning news has just reached BBV!

As you are aware on the 19th of June 2014 Kingfish announced to the world.

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Originally Posted by Kingfish
Today my daughter turned 4. Also learned that by this time next year, she'll have a little brother or sister.

There were immediate celebrations around BBV…

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Originally Posted by Wafflehouse1
Congrats!

Quote:
Originally Posted by akyle47
Congrats KF!

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
gratz KF, just don't turn them into spewtards as well

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Congrats to your daughter! You gonna be the father of her sibling, too?

Little did the BBV world know, but Morph’s ‘joke’ would turn out to be somewhat prophetic. You see Kingfish would later sit down and work out a conception date.










After 2 weeks of calculations Kingfish determined he couldn’t be the father for he was off playing poker in Atlantic City. Yes, while he was grinding so was his wife.

Now Kingfish was mad, but he tried to keep it quiet. It didn’t work. He should have known it was only a matter of time before the news got out…







So kingfish did the only thing he could. He gathered all the likely culprits into one room and confronted them.




Oops that’s not him… Try this one…



In front of him stood the following people...

Craggoo




Fidstar




Wafflehouse1




Akyle




Morph




Rob




thabighurt35 (on the left) johnstumper (on the right)




omnishakira




Mr.mmmKay




So who is the baby daddy?

Part 2 coming soon…
07-09-2014 , 03:08 PM
frist

Where did you get that picture of me?

Also I make no jokes.
07-09-2014 , 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
frist

Where did you get that picture of me?

Also I make no jokes.
Word is he found it in Rob's draw. Rob has been using it for inspiration in his morning whack-a-thon sessions.
07-09-2014 , 03:28 PM
Well, since you made the thread OP I think you did it in an effort to divert suspicion away from yourself.
07-09-2014 , 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc T River
Well, since you made the thread OP I think you did it in an effort to divert suspicion away from yourself.
or did I make the thread to make you think I'm trying to divert attention away from myself?
07-09-2014 , 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
or did I make the thread to make you think I'm trying to divert attention away from myself?
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
07-09-2014 , 03:54 PM
Do I get child support when this is all over?
07-09-2014 , 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Do I get child support when this is all over?
No, but you might end up with a trip to see Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.
07-09-2014 , 04:05 PM
Doc what r u doing here? Aren't u busy not understanding some gadget of yours?
07-09-2014 , 04:08 PM
I can't remember the last time I came in here but the thread title drew me in.
07-09-2014 , 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc T River
I can't remember the last time I came in here but the thread title drew me in.
We b8'd you goot then. Definitely no content in here.
07-09-2014 , 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc T River
I can't remember the last time I came in here but the thread title drew me in.
when you saw my name as thread starter though you should have run.
07-09-2014 , 06:20 PM
How did you get my prom photo?
07-09-2014 , 07:06 PM
so does this mean I pulled of a double stuff with john?
07-09-2014 , 07:40 PM
I like turtles
07-09-2014 , 07:54 PM
Just mod this guy already.
07-09-2014 , 09:59 PM
Christ, so much this ^^
07-09-2014 , 10:21 PM
King fish keeps insulting and bullying wh1 for years. All that hate could only mean love. I think they had one very violent fight that resulted into a rough night of passionate sex
07-09-2014 , 10:27 PM



I'll rest my case.



- NMHU.

Last edited by NomoneyHU.; 07-09-2014 at 10:29 PM. Reason: #ZHG
07-09-2014 , 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kingfish
Today my daughter turned 4. Also learned that by this time next year, she'll have a little brother or sister.
This post leads me to believe that one year from that day there is expectation of another childs birth. Conception to birth is approximately 9 months. What happens in the 3 month time lapse? I assuming this is pre-planning for intercourse in 3 months from post.

Thinking about voting for BigHurt & Stumper or taking the field. Better odds IMO.
07-09-2014 , 10:53 PM
Wouldn't the most obvious culprit be WarmDeck?
07-09-2014 , 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Wouldn't the most obvious culprit be WarmDeck?
No Way! I specialize in the withdrawal phase. I modeled my pull-out game after Bob Munden.
07-10-2014 , 02:34 AM
It wasn't me
07-10-2014 , 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
It wasn't me
You doth protest too much, methinks.

By the way, time between conception and birth is ten months.

Last edited by Doc T River; 07-10-2014 at 10:20 AM. Reason: I am a doc after all.
07-10-2014 , 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
so does this mean I pulled of a double stuff with john?
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