this is pretty low-life-ish

FYP.

people try this quite a bit in NL games on iPoker, havnt been caught out yet though

[x] admire OP

this is pretty funny that there are people stupid enough to do this. i might of played with you before cause i have seen this move before and when its done i just laugh and tell myself there are an idiot noone will fall for that.

Hilarious. I don't get the Verizon joke, though, and the video got taken off of Youtube. Is the video somewhere else?

Just google Verizon and idiots or Verizon and idiots who can't count or Verizon employee and can't do 3rd grade math or any combo of the above.

Ok people tell me where does this work? What sites, limits and games?

It didnt work for me!

Full Tilt Poker Game #4623884758: Table Indian Chief - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:50:19 ET - 2007/12/25
Seat 1: tanhel ($1.85), is sitting out
Seat 2: floppeyone ($10)
Seat 3: 2jacked ($3.75)
Seat 4: limestone 1 ($0.70)
Seat 5: negaduck ($15.70)
Seat 6: DAREDAWG ($3.45)
Seat 7: BearPoker ($6.55)
Seat 8: tooquick2fold ($9.10)
Seat 9: TuRbOgEeK ($1.20)
2jacked has 5 seconds left to act
2jacked posts the small blind of $0.05
limestone 1 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to floppeyone [Jc Jh]
tanhel has returned
negaduck folds
DAREDAWG folds
BearPoker has 15 seconds left to act
BearPoker calls $0.10
tooquick2fold folds
TuRbOgEeK has 15 seconds left to act
TuRbOgEeK is sitting out
TuRbOgEeK has timed out
TuRbOgEeK folds
floppeyone raises to $5.10
2jacked folds
limestone 1 calls $0.60, and is all in
BearPoker folds
floppeyone shows [Jc Jh]
limestone 1 shows [7s 7c]
Uncalled bet of $4.40 returned to floppeyone
*** FLOP *** [9d 6s 8h]
*** TURN *** [9d 6s 8h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [9d 6s 8h 8s] [4c]
floppeyone shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
limestone 1 shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
floppeyone wins the pot ($1.40) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
limestone 1 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.55 | Rake $0.15
Board: [9d 6s 8h 8s 4c]
Seat 1: tanhel is sitting out
Seat 2: floppeyone (button) showed [Jc Jh] and won ($1.40) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: 2jacked (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: limestone 1 (big blind) showed [7s 7c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 5: negaduck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: DAREDAWG didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: BearPoker folded before the Flop
Seat 8: tooquick2fold didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: TuRbOgEeK didn't bet (folded)

I love the guy that says "DAMMIT" and then calls

Nice bump, great thread

wow, havent thought about this stuff ever.

http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math

wow, just saw this thread, this is pretty sweet

hahahah this is fantastic

Full Tilt Poker Game #4628464626: Table Esk (deep 6) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:44:30 ET - 2007/12/26
Seat 1: docsbngood ($31.40)
Seat 2: hammerpita ($33.50)
Seat 4: servuz12 ($27.55)
Seat 5: OneShotOneBill ($49.95)
Seat 6: imurvariance ($32)
imurvariance posts the small blind of $0.15
docsbngood posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to imurvariance [Ac Kh]
hammerpita folds
servuz12 folds
OneShotOneBill folds
imurvariance raises to $30.30
docsbngood calls $30
*** FLOP *** [4s 4h 6s]
imurvariance bets $1.70, and is all in
docsbngood calls $1.10, and is all in
imurvariance shows [Ac Kh]
docsbngood shows [Jh Ad]
Uncalled bet of $0.60 returned to imurvariance
*** TURN *** [4s 4h 6s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 4h 6s 3d] [7h]
imurvariance shows a pair of Fours
docsbngood shows a pair of Fours
imurvariance wins the pot ($59.80) with a pair of Fours
docsbngood is sitting out
imurvariance is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $62.80 | Rake $3
Board: [4s 4h 6s 3d 7h]
Seat 1: docsbngood (big blind) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: hammerpita didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: servuz12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: OneShotOneBill (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: imurvariance (small blind) showed [Ac Kh] and won ($59.80) with a pair of Fours

Doesnt work on ftp ehh ??

i must be a complete joke cos i tried this drunk last night on ftp and pokerstars and always raised wth about 8 billion chips! how do you get just one chip?!

i wont give up till ive made it work at least once

lol this is amazing OP. <3

This is killing me...

i tried it too, plus hilarious chat

Full Tilt Poker $0.15/$0.30 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $84.55
MP: $67.55
CO: $14.00
BTN: $67.20
SB: $60.40
Hero (BB): $33.40

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q Q
1 fold, MP calls $0.30, CO calls $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $30.30, MP calls $30, 3 folds

Flop: ($61.50) 4 9 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $3.10 all in, MP calls $3.10

Turn: ($67.70) 3

River: ($67.70) K





CO: lol wtf
MP: wron button
CO: guess at least one guy here is drunk
MP: lol
BTN: guess at least one guy here is




Full Tilt Poker $0.15/$0.30 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $35.00
UTG+1: $82.50
UTG+2: $60.00
MP1: $37.60
MP2: $31.50
CO: $24.75
BTN: $57.15
SB: $12.35
BB: $71.25

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $30.30, 2 folds, MP1 calls $30.30, 5 folds

Flop: ($61.05) Q Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.70 all in, MP1 calls $4.70

Turn: ($70.45) J

River: ($70.45) 4




hahaha OP

^^^^^^^^^^ wtf?

Stop bumping this thread for gods sake.

Its +EV for anyone

100 minutes later... if i sit through all that, what do i get? i think i know the answer.

graph plz

Sweet bump

I am a NLO8 angle-shooter too and have been doing it off and on for a long time.