no, only fart jokes.

I thought I saw another majik at the tables but the I was missing. Law suit avoided.

you used to be able to eat dicks around here, they took that from us

They told EAD to EAD

I heard waffle gave it up for lent.

Hai Wet Wednesday!

This wins GIF of the year for me

Good bruff? Scared many bet.

https://www.boomplayer.com/27267184_34CB69C62E

I defended the big in every spot except for obvious prefrop action. Going with my image here.

https://www.boomplayer.com/27267246_4182DB984D

3 successful bruffs, ship the big mac meals

Debating hitting my weed pen and sleeping in my car for a bit

Sowries in advance whiskey!!

nothing like a lil treeski nap, well a bj would prob be better

how you holdin in with the wifey neat?

Is this referring to:

[ ] my total and complete lack of tolerance with 90% of oot posters and thus my biting and sometimes flip posting

[ ]my total and complete lack of compassion for MLYLT and TBabs

[ ] how I more or less treat oot as my time filler subforum where I can be anywhere from rude and abrasive to flirting with out of line?

[ ] my total lack of tolerance for people like +rep?

[ ] other behaviors/actions that I’m possible self-unaware of

If you use r sparingly like a good seasoning and at the right time I’ve found you can get away with it pretty much whenever. But it has to be appropriate in context and it MUST be used sparingly

not sure if you quoted the correct post.

for the record I tend to agree with points 1-4, its the burger in you that shines through on point 5 tho

how about you EaBagOD's

I’m trying to decide if I find this fascinating or if I even give a ****. So I think I just made your point for you tbh

It’s quite possible I’ve learned how to save up most of my Bergers and drop them all off at oot.

Here is a story that probably confirms yours idea that some super bergers tho:

A few years back an Indy director/producer I’m pals with was telling me about his youth in the 90s in LA and how he was a drug dealer. About 5 mins into the story he reveals he had once owned a 100k Mercedes Benz and two weeks into owning it was shot by another dealer while sitting in the drivers seat of the car. He touched on how tragic this was and how it changed his whole life surviving it. My first question:

“...what did it feel like, to get shot? Like what did that feel like in the moment?”

Blank stare followed by “...I don’t really remember, you know I was just tying to get to the hospital as fast as I could.”

Me: “oh ****, that’s crazy man.”

that’s almost exactly word for word in that exchange.

Read: how about you eat a bagel

burgers confirmed. Like, look octagash, I like you, we would have fun getting hammered together. I even understand why you venture into OOT, and i have enough of the sickness that I have also tried to play in the OOT cespool of tbabs and mlylt. I however, give up when they start posting 3k times a day and they are all keeping up. You choose to stick it out in the trenches taking grenades.

plus rep is an aids poster, there are plenty here, but for gods sake man, stop feeding the trolls

dun wury, papa hurt can translate

Eat
a
Bag
of
Dicks

mmmmmmkay?

hello gypsie

folding, i get irl trumps the interwebs, but the lack of daily lists is messing up my irl'ing

its like not being able to **** after a couple cups of coffee.

Im sitting around like, c'mon bro i got **** to do

Octogash straight up hilarious

Tbh,

In oot I am purposefully over the top and more or less poking bears for my own amusement. Not because the reaction of the bear is enjoyable, it’s always the regulars over there that take themselves and that subforum WAY too seriously. Like “let’s meet irl and handle this, bro” serious. They are an odd bunch from a variety of backgrounds.

Now LVL, especially when I couldn’t get myself out of the vloggers thread... I was reading borderline spectrum and I couldn’t agree more I was painfully unaware of my own bergers all over the GD place.

Also I knew what you meant I was pulling an oot-octogash