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03-01-2018 , 03:28 PM

#51

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

If what we know about the universe is roughly correct then every lifeform, AI or not, will run out of food and pussy at some point

yea, ima be way deaded by the time that happens so its not my problem and i can't do dick to stop it.

It is possible that AI will be created before I die.

Think about poker 15 years ago when it was a common thought to say "Computers will never be able to solve NLHE bc it is to complex"...... We humans solved that in a lil less than 20,000 years.....

03-01-2018 , 03:51 PM

#52

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

yea, ima be way deaded by the time that happens so its not my problem and i can't do dick to stop it.

It is possible that AI will be created before I die.

Think about poker 15 years ago when it was a common thought to say "Computers will never be able to solve NLHE bc it is to complex"...... We humans solved that in a lil less than 20,000 years.....

I'm deeply fascinated what you can do with neural networks, as can be seen in this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/7...mages-1625845/

However, here is something to ease your mind: https://gizmodo.com/this-simple-stic...hin-1821735479

Quote:

Google researchers developed a psychedelic sticker that, when placed in an unrelated image, tricks deep learning systems into classifying the image as a toaster. According to a recently submitted research paper about the attack, this adversarial patch is “scene-independent,” meaning someone could deploy it “without prior knowledge of the lighting conditions, camera angle, type of classifier being attacked, or even the other items within the scene.” It’s also easily accessible, given it can be shared and printed from the internet.

Wear that sticker and you're safe. And who knows? Maybe you can get any Poker AI to fold by betting 0.1475 the pot or something like that...

03-01-2018 , 03:55 PM

#53

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

If what we know about the universe is roughly correct then every lifeform, AI or not, will run out of food and pussy at some point

Any species that discovers nuclear power is almost guaranteed to wipe itself out within a few hundred thousand years.

Say the chance of annihilation is only 1 in 100,000 per year.

Conversely the chances of survival would be:

1 year: 99.999%
1000 years: 99.00%
10000 years: 90.48%
100000 years: 36.79%
1000000 years: 0.0045%

03-01-2018 , 04:01 PM

#54

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm deeply fascinated what you can do with neural networks, as can be seen in this thread: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/7...mages-1625845/

However, here is something to ease your mind: https://gizmodo.com/this-simple-stic...hin-1821735479

Wear that sticker and you're safe. And who knows? Maybe you can get any Poker AI to fold by betting 0.1475 the pot or something like that...

thats pretty cool with the images.

I wonder what would happen if I obtained one of those stickers and took something from the amazon go store?

03-01-2018 , 04:02 PM

#55

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

...there's only one way to find out...

03-01-2018 , 04:02 PM

#56

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Any species that discovers nuclear power is almost guaranteed to wipe itself out within a few hundred thousand years.

Say the chance of annihilation is only 1 in 100,000 per year.

Conversely the chances of survival would be:

1 year: 99.999%
1000 years: 99.00%
10000 years: 90.48%
100000 years: 36.79%
1000000 years: 0.0045%

You could still survive at some remote place that's far off of civilization and nobody cares about like Denmark

@Morph: So now that it has already been generated, circulated on the interwebs and is attributed to us, AIs will auto-classify all of us as toasters thanks to the incredibly smart guys at Google. Thanks Eric!

03-01-2018 , 04:04 PM

#57

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Any species that discovers nuclear power is almost guaranteed to wipe itself out within a few hundred thousand years.

Say the chance of annihilation is only 1 in 100,000 per year.

Conversely the chances of survival would be:

1 year: 99.999%
1000 years: 99.00%
10000 years: 90.48%
100000 years: 36.79%
1000000 years: 0.0045%

we came pretty damn close in the first century....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

03-01-2018 , 04:04 PM

#58

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Here you go, the sticker that saves us from the evil AI overlords:

03-01-2018 , 04:08 PM

#59

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...there's only one way to find out...

i feel this should happen, for science obv, not free groceries.

03-01-2018 , 04:10 PM

#60

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Here you go, the sticker that saves us from the evil AI overlords:

resolution so ****ty tho, I came up with the same results as you tho.

Tech friend already wants to put that on a hat and t-shirt to **** with the NSA

03-01-2018 , 04:10 PM

#61

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Liquid lunch hr

03-01-2018 , 04:11 PM

#62

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

My mind is still blown on Trump turning on guns.

03-01-2018 , 04:34 PM

#63

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

My mind is still blown on Trump turning on guns.

Trump turns on pretty much everything in his confused state of mind. That doesn't need to mean much though

03-01-2018 , 04:44 PM

#64

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

On one hand, we are a sentient and terminal cancer on this planet and the sooner we go the better it will be for every other living thing, with the possible exclusion of rats, roaches and pets. On the other hand, I have books to read, movies to watch, games to play and nuts to bust, so I hope it doesn't happen.

No marriage and kids on the cards?

03-01-2018 , 05:04 PM

#65

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

No marriage and kids on the cards?

Marriage, maybe, if I find a woman who'd put up with me for more than a few months. Kids, never.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 03-01-2018 at 05:09 PM.

03-01-2018 , 05:13 PM

#66

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Your relationship history sounds similar to mine. A few months then they run or I run

03-01-2018 , 05:15 PM

#67

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

speaking of nuts to bust....

03-01-2018 , 05:20 PM

#68

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Just realised its Friday. Bad news is its 10:20am

03-01-2018 , 06:20 PM

#69

Sheep86

*** The Colonial has spoken, It's time to Bring Back the Cull! March LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Hai terts, hai finish line, bai poison.

03-01-2018 , 06:41 PM

#70

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SJ

HAI MRMMMMMMMKAY

HAI FWWM

HAI COLIN

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

So, a coworker gave me some blended vegetable smoothie for lunch. He said "it's got some caffeine in it" **** that, it's just pure adrenaline. i'm ready to ****ing run a marathon!! not to mention I just **** my brains out.

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!

03-01-2018 , 06:44 PM

#71

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Hai Gypsie

03-01-2018 , 07:18 PM

#72

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SJ

HAI MRMMMMMMMKAY

HAI FWWM

HAI COLIN

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

So, a coworker gave me some blended vegetable smoothie for lunch. He said "it's got some caffeine in it" **** that, it's just pure adrenaline. i'm ready to ****ing run a marathon!! not to mention I just **** my brains out.

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!

Needs more KFC

03-01-2018 , 07:21 PM

#73

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

U bois already know what's going on

03-01-2018 , 10:56 PM

#74

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

U bois already know what's going on

Very jealous. What did you get?

03-02-2018 , 01:05 AM

#75

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Cookies and biscuts

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