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06-27-2012 , 12:39 PM
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Does stars just **** you off by faking the hand histories?

I sat out 2 hands. Only 2 ***** hands when I went for a comfort break.

Came back to find



    Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13353372

    CO: 6,506 (32.5 bb)
    BTN: 5,950 (29.8 bb)
    SB: 6,677 (33.4 bb)
    BB: 575 (2.9 bb)
    UTG+2: 13,733 (68.7 bb)
    MP1: 7,960 (39.8 bb)
    MP2: 2,465 (12.3 bb)
    Hero (MP3): 9,026 (45.1 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K A
    4 folds, CO raises to 600, BTN calls 600, SB folds, BB calls 375 and is all-in

    Flop: (1,875) 8 6 Q (3 players, 1 is all-in)
    CO checks, BTN checks

    Turn: (1,875) J (3 players, 1 is all-in)
    CO bets 1,600, BTN folds

    River: (1,875) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: 1,875 pot
    Final Board: 8 6 Q J 7
    CO showed 3 J and won 1,875 (1,275 net)
    BTN mucked and lost (-600 net)
    BB showed 8 9 and lost (-575 net)



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      Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13353382

      MP2: 7,067 (35.3 bb)
      MP3: 7,781 (38.9 bb)
      CO: 5,350 (26.8 bb)
      BTN: 6,577 (32.9 bb)
      SB: 13,733 (68.7 bb)
      BB: 7,960 (39.8 bb)
      UTG+2: 2,465 (12.3 bb)
      Hero (MP1): 9,026 (45.1 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A A
      4 folds, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200, SB folds, BB checks

      Flop: (700) 3 T 4 (3 players)
      BB bets 200, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200

      Turn: (1,300) Q (3 players)
      BB bets 200, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200

      River: (1,900) 2 (3 players)
      BB bets 200, CO raises to 400, BTN calls 400, BB folds

      Results: 2,900 pot
      Final Board: 3 T 4 Q 2
      CO showed K K and won 2,900 (1,900 net)
      BTN mucked Q K and lost (-1,000 net)
      BB mucked and lost (-800 net)



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      Seriously, 2 hands in a row I'd have shipped it, and those were the only 2 hands I missed. Seriously tilting now!
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      06-27-2012 , 12:46 PM
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      Wow, comfort break is how i'm gonna call fapping time from now on. Thanks!
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      06-27-2012 , 12:49 PM
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      wtfisthis****.jpg

      you do realise how RNGs work? If you'd played hand 1 that it is incredibly unlikely that there would have been an AA v KK in hand 2.

      And you'd probably only have picked up a few chips in hand 1 too. Because you fold CO can openraise with J3o, but if you raise he probably doesn't put any money in.

      Get over it
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      06-27-2012 , 01:06 PM
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      06-27-2012 , 01:14 PM
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      Quote:
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      wtfisthis****.jpg

      you do realise how RNGs work? If you'd played hand 1 that it is incredibly unlikely that there would have been an AA v KK in hand 2.

      And you'd probably only have picked up a few chips in hand 1 too. Because you fold CO can openraise with J3o, but if you raise he probably doesn't put any money in.

      Get over it
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      would have been a terrible beat if it was an actual beat though
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      06-27-2012 , 01:23 PM
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      Quote:
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      this

      would have been a terrible beat if it was an actual beat though
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      06-27-2012 , 02:06 PM
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      please to be sitting out of BBV
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      06-27-2012 , 02:14 PM
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      Quote:
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      please to be sitting out of BBV
      this

      would have been a terrible beat if it was an actual beat though
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      06-27-2012 , 02:56 PM
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      wtf is a comfort break? lol
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      06-27-2012 , 03:19 PM
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      Oh noes, sat out in dollar game, RAGE MODE ACTIVATE, MUST INFORM BBV IMMEDIATELY
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      06-28-2012 , 05:00 AM
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      OP learned his lesson, next time use laptop on toilet, or bring bottles and toilet paper + a bowl to the desktop.
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      06-28-2012 , 05:03 AM
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      Wait til xx:55 for your comfort breaks. Or do as above.
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      06-28-2012 , 05:07 AM
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      Deserve it.
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      06-28-2012 , 06:11 AM
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      OP learned his lesson, next time use laptop on toilet, or bring bottles and toilet paper + a bowl to the desktop.
      +1 - wtf is wrong with you OP?

      Take your lappie to the crapper and chip dump while you assdump
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      06-28-2012 , 07:03 AM
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      Well don't sit out? If you can't hold off the toilet till break then, you shouldn't be playing poker - simple.

      Alternatively, if you wish to still play poker because you have bowel problems then your options are, take the laptop with you or sit out and not whine when you decide to look at what cards you got dealt, as it makes zero difference by the way looking - so why did you?
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      06-28-2012 , 07:15 AM
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      OP relax it was only an $1 buy in mtt. You really felt the need deep down inside to tell people about this horrible situation you were in? Do you really think you are the only one who sat at to take a dump and had AA folded? GTFO OP and get real.
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      06-29-2012 , 12:46 AM
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      Quote:
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      OP relax it was only an $1 buy in mtt. You really felt the need deep down inside to tell people about this horrible situation you were in? Do you really think you are the only one who sat at to take a dump and had AA folded? GTFO OP and get real.
      you're the man kevmode
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      06-29-2012 , 02:03 PM
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      Should have clicked the "**** out" button instead.
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