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Originally Posted by AJFenix
Hello WowImsobad, allow me to assist you with a couple things. As I can see from your self-defeating name, and your "I don't play very much" pussyfooting, there are many things that are just not happening that should be, most likely in other areas as well. Do you comprehend that you have ONE single life, and you won an INFINITE amount of lotteries to have it? Now you're gonna have the god damn audacity to slop around in self-pity and undecisiveness?? Do you have ANY idea how trivial of a decision this is within the grand scheme of things? Take the 285$ and fkn burn it. Then open your eyes.
You need higher ambitions. You can have absolutely ANYTHING. What do you want? Imagine it. Actually feel it being real. If it is attainable, it is attainable by YOU. Do you want strength? Benchpress, deadlift, squats are your friend. Do you want money? Poker is here just WAITING to funnel it down your undeserving and complacent throat, if you choose to become worthy of it. Do you want women? A mix of squats and checkraises should help. Do you want to shoot a rocket launcher at a cow? YOU CAN. In Cambodia.
Sure, all of these are irrelevant in the end, but might as well make the most of what you CAN have. If you are going to settle for the "285, I don't play very much" schtick, you are committing a crime against humanity. Conquer the poker world, or get the fk out and cure cancer or AIDS or make us live forever. Do SOMETHING amazing, don't be a mediocre minion, get motivated, get it done, live it man, theres only a short amount of time remaining and you get to choose if that time is spent being god, or guppy. GUPPY. a god damn GUPPY. They feed that **** to bigger fish man. You wanna be food for some bigger ugly ass fish? EVOLVE. Be something great. Do it man. Just ***** do it. You owe it to yourself. You have the potential. Realize it. Become a legend. Legends don't die, its the only way we can cheat death on some level in our little microcosm that resembles mold on bread if zoomed out on. Mold on gd bread. Be a spectacular little mold spec. You god damn minion. GET TO IT
+1, one of the better posts I've read in bbv recently.