sitting at 6-max cash table right now calling lol_mustache to table

where did you get this roll and how much?

obvious level guys. the backscreen just makes it that much more obvious.

you're welcome

figured that after watching the chat lol

LOL OWNED.

BandiChimes new account!

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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DRybes (BTN): $5.27
on_thg (SB): $5.41
TBobLP (BB): $8.39
JC_copkilla (UTG): $4.59
Swarley2727 (MP): $6.03
maxx1717 (CO): $7.29

Pre Flop: ($0.03)
JC_copkilla raises to $0.06, Swarley2727 calls $0.06, maxx1717 calls $0.06, JC_copkilla says "thanks for show Good fold by me", Swarley2727 says "rewarding your good play", 1 fold, on_thg calls $0.05, TBobLP raises to $0.12, Swarley2727 says "and showing that i only play the nuts", JC_copkilla calls $0.06, Swarley2727 calls $0.06, maxx1717 calls $0.06, on_thg calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.60) Q 4 2 (5 players)
on_thg checks, TBobLP checks, JC_copkilla bets $0.04, Swarley2727 calls $0.04, maxx1717 calls $0.04, on_thg raises to $0.84, JC_copkilla says "blocker bet guys plz no raise", TBobLP folds, JC_copkilla calls $0.80, Swarley2727 folds, maxx1717 folds

Turn: ($2.36) T (2 players)
on_thg bets $1.38, JC_copkilla says "this is sick", JC_copkilla says "if you have set im done withe poker", Swarley2727 says "hes obv bulffing", TBobLP says "THE NICKELS", JC_copkilla says "nickels being shipped", Swarley2727 says "its a straight draw always", TBobLP says "THEY MUST BE SHIPPED", JC_copkilla says "50/50", DRybes says "press raise", JC_copkilla raises to $3.63 all in, on_thg calls $2.25

River: ($9.62) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $9.62
on_thg shows 4 Q (two pair, Queens and Fours)
JC_copkilla shows Q T (two pair, Queens and Tens)
JC_copkilla wins $9.15
(Rake: $0.47)

Elwood ITT

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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DRybes (BTN): $5.55
on_thg (SB): $12.27
TBobLP (BB): $8.58
JC_copkilla (UTG): $6.10
Swarley2727 (MP): $5.00
gedatronas (CO): $0.80

Pre Flop: ($0.03)
JC_copkilla raises to $0.06, 1 fold, gedatronas raises to $0.10, DRybes says "we could go on massenger", 3 folds, JC_copkilla calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.23) J 8 J (2 players)
TBobLP says "omgomg skype call", JC_copkilla bets $0.04, TBobLP says "AINEC", gedatronas raises to $0.08, DRybes says "then you adn me go to teh teables", JC_copkilla raises to $6 all in, gedatronas calls $0.62 all in

Turn: ($1.63) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1.63) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1.63
JC_copkilla shows 4 5 (three of a kind, Jacks)
gedatronas shows A J (four of a kind, Jacks)
gedatronas wins $1.55
(Rake: $0.08)

Anyone want to do a Tilt to Stars transfer so I can rail? Bout tree fiddy IMO. (3.50 I'm so busto)

THIS!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($5)
MP ($11.94)
CO ($8.26)
Button ($8.67)
SB ($8.97)
Hero (BB) ($1.64)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5, J
UTG bets $0.06, MP calls $0.06, CO calls $0.06, Button calls $0.06, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.10, UTG calls $0.04, MP calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Button calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.60) 5, 8, J (6 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, 1 fold, MP calls $1, CO raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.54 (All-In), MP calls $1

Turn: ($6.14) J (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP checks, CO bets $2.47, 1 fold

River: ($6.14) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $6.14 | Rake: $0.30

Results:
Hero had 5, J (full house, Jacks over fives).
CO had 8, 8 (full house, eights over Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $4.97, CO won $0.87

nice hand imo

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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DRybes (SB): $5.00
on_thg (BB): $9.84
TBobLP (UTG): $8.61
JC_copkilla (MP): $7.23
Swarley2727 (CO): $8.51
gedatronas (BTN): $4.96

Pre Flop: ($0.03)
TBobLP says "sick all in", 1 fold, JC_copkilla raises to $0.08, 1 fold, gedatronas raises to $0.21, 1 fold, TBobLP says "its ok...good laydown", 1 fold, JC_copkilla calls $0.13

Flop: ($0.45) 4 A 4 (2 players)
TBobLP says "i was on a fairly decent draw", JC_copkilla checks, DRybes says "sick speech", gedatronas checks

Turn: ($0.45) 5 (2 players)
TBobLP says "i had a 9", JC_copkilla bets $0.18, TBobLP says "and i also had a 7", gedatronas calls $0.18

River: ($0.81) T (2 players)
TBobLP says "so", TBobLP says "basically any T had u crushed", JC_copkilla bets $1.38, DRybes says "i had ... oh an 8 and a 4 ", TBobLP says "that would not have been a good holding for me to be contesting a pot against", gedatronas says "i fell like he is want to steel from my purse", gedatronas calls $1.38

Final Pot: $3.57
JC_copkilla shows Q J (a pair of Fours)
gedatronas shows K K (two pair, Kings and Fours)
gedatronas wins $3.40
(Rake: $0.17)

Bluff no good.

hey bro im on the waiting list

no chat unfortunately

superused

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.02(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($6.51)
BB ($5)
UTG ($11.71)
Hero ($10.77)
CO ($3.73)
BTN ($6.47)

Dealt to Hero J Q

UTG calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.04, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.02

FLOP ($0.11) 2 Q 6

UTG folds

Hero shows J Q

Hero wins $0.11

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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DRybes (UTG): $5.41
on_thg (MP): $12.23
TBobLP (CO): $10.74
JC_copkilla (BTN): $2.20
Swarley2727 (SB): $5.96
gedatronas (BB): $7.40

Pre Flop: ($0.03)
1 fold, on_thg raises to $0.04, 1 fold, DRybes says "fk it was me", JC_copkilla raises to $0.10, Swarley2727 calls $0.09, 1 fold, on_thg calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.32) K 2 5 (3 players)
Swarley2727 checks, on_thg checks, JC_copkilla checks

Turn: ($0.32) 5 (3 players)
DRybes says "treeeee fiddy.", Swarley2727 bets $0.02, on_thg folds, JC_copkilla says "standard", JC_copkilla calls $0.02

River: ($0.36) Q (2 players)
Swarley2727 bets $0.34, JC_copkilla says "Fuuuck it", JC_copkilla raises to $2.08 all in, Swarley2727 calls $1.74

Final Pot: $4.52
JC_copkilla shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
JC_copkilla wins $4.30
(Rake: $0.22)

crazy

as per Bobs request...

JC is 4tabling rightnow!!!

"Suspect was last seen flatting an open, is considered tight and highly predictable, exercise basic strategy"

haha

Suck a dick OP. I am 2Qs1cup on stars. You have a gambling problem.

Add me to your list pronto.

fyp: he just rage quit one table

aww man, I can't watch any more tonight.

Someone please update bankroll and notepad list when it's over plz.

I am on waiting list for all tables, I wanna bust this noob. ****ing degenerate looney, I hope he sucks a dick. Lets go HU for rolls

two tabling now

Its 7:29AM op? all nighter playing the micros, You shock and disgust me even more

sn for stars is kyo47 add me to the text document since you asked earlier? even though i play on FT