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09-22-2010 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by StragressionWins
Having a lot of trouble finding friends willing to put up with the pee bottle / crapping in their trunk aspect right now. We might need to implement the timed daily 10 minute bathroom break idea in order to get things rolling (lol get it, rolling?). As far as trunk size and friend's driving frequencies, that's all just variance. It's probably fair just to flip for which car each person gets.
Please say, at least one friend has asked, for gas money.
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09-22-2010 , 12:16 PM
Are you allowed axe in car, or is it too late?
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09-22-2010 , 12:25 PM
Third item = marihuana IMO. Weeklong hotbox your way to the prop win.
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09-22-2010 , 12:33 PM
would need lots of munchies if #3 = mj
how much of something is allowed for one item? you really need like a half to one gallon of water per day, minimum. I would think it's more in a hot, confined space like a car trunk.
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09-22-2010 , 12:36 PM
The side prank here is obviously to call the cops on your friend from inside the car and tell them you were kidnapped.

Or if your friend happened to get in a car accident and you pop out of the trunk when the cop is on the scene smelling like feces and pee
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09-22-2010 , 01:06 PM
1. water
2. food
3. gimp suit?

Edit: This might be the perfect post. It is applicable to everything.

Last edited by Aruj Reis; 09-22-2010 at 01:07 PM. Reason: epiphany
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09-22-2010 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by WCU
The side prank here is obviously to call the cops on your friend from inside the car and tell them you were kidnapped.

Or if your friend happened to get in a car accident and you pop out of the trunk when the cop is on the scene smelling like feces and pee
haha definitely this. Bring rope, duct tape, and a ****load of coke for a little side beat for the driver.
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09-22-2010 , 03:20 PM
This is a great concept for us, but i don't see why would you directly have to compete vs him. Just set an o/u and make him an offer. So long as your 3 items are no form of entertainment(or a light source)i cant see the person in trunk having the will power to go over 12hrs.

DISCLAIMER: NOARMSDANNY DOES NOT SUPPORT LOCKING YOUR FRIENDS IN THE TRUNK OR ANY FORM OF INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER/ NEGLIGENCE
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09-22-2010 , 03:26 PM
If you're allowed to bring a bunch of small water bottles, then as you finish you can use it as a pee bottle
Just don't get them mixed up
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09-22-2010 , 03:53 PM
OK...What odds can I get that i can turn $100 into $50,000 in 2 weeks?

Here are stipulations:
  • I play 100NL or higher and must always be full stacked.

  • If I ever drop below a full stack I am insta DQd.

  • I accomplish this while locked in the trunk of a friend's Mazda Miata

  • Under no circumstances can he ever drop below 55 mph (not even to refuel).

  • The only other thing in the trunk with me is a live, rabid weasel. If the weasel dies, I lose the bet.

  • If I sneeze or cough, I lose the bet.

  • Friend must drive blindfolded.

  • I must play blindfolded.

  • Under no circumstances during the prop can I make a Hal Lubarsky joke. Hellen Keller jokes are permitted but cannot (and most assuredly will not) be funny.

  • If I die, but return via ressurection or reanimation due to black arts, I am allowed to continue with the prop bet. I have 3 days to return from death or else I lose the wager.

Serious inquiries only, please.

Last edited by King Fish; 09-22-2010 at 04:17 PM. Reason: fixed typos
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09-22-2010 , 03:56 PM
3.5:1 ^
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09-22-2010 , 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
OK...What odds can I get that i can turn $100 into $50,000 in 2 weeks?

Here are stipulations:
  • I play 100NL or higher and must always be full stacked.

  • If I ever drop below a full stack I am iinsta DQd.

  • I accomplish this while locked in the trunk of a friend's Mazda Miata

  • Under no circumstances can he ever drop below 55 mph (not even to refuel).

  • The only other thing in the trunk with me is a live, rabid weasel. If the weasel dies, I lose the bet.

  • If I sneeze or cough, I lose the bet.

  • Friend must drive blindfolded.

  • I must plat blindfolded.

  • Under no circumstances during the prop can I make Hal Lubarsky joke. Hellen Keller jokes are permitted but cannot (and most assuredly will not) be funny.

  • If I die, but return via ressurection or reanimation due to black arts, I am allowed to continue with the prop bet. I have 3 days to return from death or else I lose the wager.

Serious inquiries only, please.
12-1
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09-22-2010 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
OK...What odds can I get that i can turn $100 into $50,000 in 2 weeks?

Here are stipulations:
  • I play 100NL or higher and must always be full stacked.

  • If I ever drop below a full stack I am iinsta DQd.

  • I accomplish this while locked in the trunk of a friend's Mazda Miata

  • Under no circumstances can he ever drop below 55 mph (not even to refuel).

  • The only other thing in the trunk with me is a live, rabid weasel. If the weasel dies, I lose the bet.

  • If I sneeze or cough, I lose the bet.

  • Friend must drive blindfolded.

  • I must plat blindfolded.

  • Under no circumstances during the prop can I make Hal Lubarsky joke. Hellen Keller jokes are permitted but cannot (and most assuredly will not) be funny.

  • If I die, but return via ressurection or reanimation due to black arts, I am allowed to continue with the prop bet. I have 3 days to return from death or else I lose the wager.

Serious inquiries only, please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY
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09-22-2010 , 04:09 PM
i bet you can't stay in there long enough for your cell phone battery to run out
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09-22-2010 , 04:54 PM
Can I have porn on the cell phone? I'd bet I can watch porn locked in the trunk till the battery dies in most of the phones.
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09-22-2010 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
OK...What odds can I get that i can turn $100 into $50,000 in 2 weeks?

Here are stipulations:
  • I play 100NL or higher and must always be full stacked.

    This is easy. Difficulty rating: 0/37

  • If I ever drop below a full stack I am insta DQd.

    This is difficult. Difficulty rating: 16/37

  • I accomplish this while locked in the trunk of a friend's Mazda Miata

    This is very difficult. Difficulty rating: 25/37

  • Under no circumstances can he ever drop below 55 mph (not even to refuel).

    This is easy. They did this in the film Speed, so anyone can do it. Difficulty rating: 0/37

  • The only other thing in the trunk with me is a live, rabid weasel. If the weasel dies, I lose the bet.

    This is difficult. Difficulty rating: 23/37. Is the weael trained or not?

  • If I sneeze or cough, I lose the bet.

    This is difficult. Difficulty rating: 31/37

  • Friend must drive blindfolded.

    This is not very difficult at all. Difficulty rating: 2/37. This may sound the most difficult, but if the car is either

    (a) driven by a remote control,
    (b) driven in circles in a massive field, or
    (c) the car is on a ship or boat that is going over 55mph

    then the bet is easy.


  • I must play blindfolded.

    This is difficult. Difficulty rating: 35/37

  • Under no circumstances during the prop can I make a Hal Lubarsky joke. Hellen Keller jokes are permitted but cannot (and most assuredly will not) be funny.

    We're being deadly serious here, KingFish, and this is not difficult, let's face the facts. Difficulty rating: 0/37

  • If I die, but return via ressurection or reanimation due to black arts, I am allowed to continue with the prop bet. I have 3 days to return from death or else I lose the wager.

    This is more of a condition that (I imagine) is out of your hands, and so does not warrant a difficulty rating.

Serious inquiries only, please.
So if we take the average (weighted) difficulty rating of each condition, we get the number 0.111111111111190384013911111190482759247592875942 85789027459274598274592876982476029476024895902485 024985024985290485024769247 due to a system which I shall not reveal. And I'm serious.

So I'll give you 8:1 odds in your favour of this bet. Do not ask how I arrived at that number. I will have to hunt you down, as it is a matter of national security.

Serious Jewinson

Spoiler:
is serious
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09-22-2010 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by David123
Are you allowed axe in car, or is it too late?
never to late for chopper me old mucker
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09-22-2010 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by EMF9363
12-1


Booked for 3 cheeseburgers
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09-22-2010 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by StragressionWins
I forgot to mention another thing we talked about just to add some cruelty to this. If one guy taps out by using his phone, the other guy will not be notified. So you might go like 2 or 3 extra days that you didn't need to because you didn't realize you won the bet.
lol that's pretty funny
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09-23-2010 , 12:50 AM
I like the sleeping pills idea for the 3rd item, the biggest challenge IMO is the sheer boredom.

Decided the ~10 minute bathroom break per day is a must with the stipulation that during this time you still cannot gain any information about if they other bettor tapped out. Should be much easier to find friends to volunteer their trunks with the pooping part removed.

How funny would/will it be to watch one bettor run out of the bathroom and jump back in the trunk for another session after he already won hours ago but has no clue.
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09-23-2010 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by StragressionWins
I like the sleeping pills idea for the 3rd item, the biggest challenge IMO is the sheer boredom.

Decided the ~10 minute bathroom break per day is a must with the stipulation that during this time you still cannot gain any information about if they other bettor tapped out. Should be much easier to find friends to volunteer their trunks with the pooping part removed.

How funny would/will it be to watch one bettor run out of the bathroom and jump back in the trunk for another session after he already won hours ago but has no clue.
This is when you'll give up imo....out for 5mins then think **** am I getting back in there
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09-23-2010 , 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by UCBananaboy
You seem to be forgetting that during this possible 5 days of inside a car trunk, you'll have to use the bathroom and a pee bottle won't be nearly enough.

Also if you do have a pee bottle, are you able to empty it? Or are you sitting in the darkness with a bottle of warm piss by your side for the remainder of the time?

Lastly, if you do go through with this, I'd bring a pillow.
recycling at its finest
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09-23-2010 , 04:02 AM
This becomes significantly easier with the 10 minute bathroom break. With that, I would just take the biggest amount of water you can fit in one bottle, a box of water food will sustain you the most and a piss bottle, pretty much just like you said. Maybe practise meditation beforehand so you can just lie there all day long and just meditate to get rid of the boredom.

You should try to set the stipulation that you can't use your current phone that you're taking in, then buy a cheap second phone and take it in. Change one of the numbers in his phone to the number of cheap phone, then send a message that will make him not care about losing the bet. Maybe change it to his gf's number if he has one and say omg please help me i'm stuck under a tree lolol.

Pretty mean and will probably create a lot of hate on his part but w/e
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09-23-2010 , 06:00 AM
You should lose if you poop. Nobody wants that in their car.

Nevermind. Funny idea is funny.

Last edited by Carnivore; 09-23-2010 at 06:20 AM.
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