Can I get a bad beat thread going? - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

They likely *are* much smarter which absolutely *does* entitle them to beat droolers and idiots on average assuming they are playing the game correctly and the idiots aren't. That said, nobody gives a single **** about the occasional bad beats the idiots put on the good smart players because without that happening they most likely wouldn't sit down to play.

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08-13-2018 , 10:57 PM

#27

Stupor

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Originally Posted by Drake's son

My biggest beat in life was my dad didn't shoot me onto a pillow or something

yeah drake really should have worked on his withdrawal technique

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08-15-2018 , 11:37 AM

#28

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by WorldzMine

Agree no one cares about those beats. I do think there is a place for discussing what a bad beat represented.

The guy who beat me in my hand went on to win a major tourney and win 208k. A pretty juicy sum of money.

In other news- Its amazing to me how many name "pros" get it in bad in tourneys and luck box their way to victory. A lot well known pros are just guys with a lot of money behind them who have lucked into a nice win or two. Truth

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08-15-2018 , 12:27 PM

#29

Carl Trooper

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I got so many bad beat stories OP you’d kill your self if you were me.

I am on a beach 83% of the time right now. Instead I’m on this miserable forum reading this trash.

Don’t feel so bad. You’ll never run worse than me. Ever.

That being said... F off

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08-16-2018 , 10:52 AM

#30

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

You're so emotional. I ll call you Emo Carl.

Quit being such a whiny C U Next Tuesday.

Bad beats are a part of the game, too bad you couldn't handle them and gave up.

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08-17-2018 , 02:23 PM

#31

Carl Trooper

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Originally Posted by dannyboy6292

You're so emotional. I ll call you Emo Carl.

Quit being such a whiny C U Next Tuesday.

Bad beats are a part of the game, too bad you couldn't handle them and gave up.

The only emotion I have left is the joy of smashing players like you on, and off the felt.

Call me daddy

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08-17-2018 , 05:34 PM

#32

Sheep86

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RIP Danny

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08-17-2018 , 11:29 PM

#33

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

The only emotion I have left is the joy of smashing players like you on, and off the felt.

Call me daddy

You must feel like a real insignificant emasculated half of a man to challenge someone online. Where do you play?

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08-17-2018 , 11:31 PM

#34

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by Sheep86

RIP Danny

It seems every time I come to a new chat forum I end up getting attacked at some point or another by the sackless nerds at some point. Maybe they can smell my real life swag, the kind of swag they wish they could have outside of this pathetic little sheltered nerd sanctuary.

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08-17-2018 , 11:50 PM

#35

Carl Trooper

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Originally Posted by dannyboy6292

I am the king of the nerd bashers. Watch it dannyboy. You’re in my world.

You’re looking at the reflection of perfection. You’re looking at the man who gets all your attention. You’re looking at the man with the biggest arm the man with the greatest charm.

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08-18-2018 , 08:38 AM

#36

Sheep86

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Originally Posted by dannyboy6292

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08-18-2018 , 10:37 AM

#37

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

Dammit- now I like you. Game over.

Well played

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08-20-2018 , 09:52 AM

#38

swissodds

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Originally Posted by robert_utk

Don’t despair OP, in BBV we cannot have good threads.

Amen

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08-20-2018 , 09:53 AM

#39

swissodds

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

You’ll never run worse than me. Ever.

This

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08-21-2018 , 06:58 PM

#40

preki

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Brag: I won a PLO hand today where I had a .25% chance of winning.
Beat: $5 pot

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08-24-2018 , 04:30 PM

#41

NutJob72

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Originally Posted by Carl Trooper

Chael Sonnen qoute

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08-26-2018 , 01:50 AM

#42

Breadfish666

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Originally Posted by dannyboy6292

I am new to this forum. I have been an active member on Mixed Martial Arts.com for years from my previous life. ( So much fun)

This forum is the result of typical human development. I bet this place started out awesome and grassroots and then you had moderators and people making rules.

Its a little stuffy for my taste and reminds me of most poker tables. Half cool people and half entitled nerds who think they are smarter than everyone else.

That is all...

nah this forum is half rakeback half after tax winnings.

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08-27-2018 , 04:18 PM

#43

King Queer

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Originally Posted by Drake's son

My biggest beat in life was my dad didn't shoot me onto a pillow or something

Being Drake's kid must get you a pretty deep bankroll, though

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08-28-2018 , 11:19 AM

#44

AlwaysFolding

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As described I would raise bigger pre then fold faster on the river. You had basically ace-high on the river, right? Why would you call the all-in?

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08-28-2018 , 11:57 AM

#45

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

As described I would raise bigger pre then fold faster on the river. You had basically ace-high on the river, right? Why would you call the all-in?

No- I had pocket aces and got it all in against a pr of queens on the flop.

LOL- how could you misread that so bad...

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08-28-2018 , 09:36 PM

#46

AlwaysFolding

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I don't think you understand. You're telling me you called on THAT river with AA?

Might as well have purchased a plane ticket on AA to escape the bad beat you took with AA, ey?

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08-29-2018 , 12:03 AM

#47

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I don't think you understand. You're telling me you called on THAT river with AA?

Might as well have purchased a plane ticket on AA to escape the bad beat you took with AA, ey?

I hope ur joking or else u might be ******ed.

He went all in after flop. Then came turn then came queen river.

If ur trolling- well played.

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08-29-2018 , 09:29 AM

#48

AlwaysFolding

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Who is Queen River, anyway? I came when I read that you lost the hand, and it was probably river-sized, yes.

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08-29-2018 , 10:02 PM

#49

dannyboy6292

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Who is Queen River, anyway? I came when I read that you lost the hand, and it was probably river-sized, yes.

Ur not remotely funny or witty. Just a dope.

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08-29-2018 , 10:23 PM

#50

AlwaysFolding

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You fell for the first two, then I got lazy. I did cum a river though.

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