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04-11-2011 , 02:48 PM

#51

rainmakerrr

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 410

the story is just good enough to catch on but leave you unsatisfied in the end. much like an unfinished blowjob i guess.

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04-11-2011 , 02:53 PM

#52

johnboy7541

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 434

Why did I just waste 5 minutes reading that? OP is the douche.

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04-11-2011 , 02:58 PM

#53

DKdeuces22

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 290

this is probably the biggest "trying to be funny" fail that I have ever read on 2+2. BAN OP.

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04-11-2011 , 02:58 PM

#54

2M2HUNDRED

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 150

"I wait a sec and then raise to $130 to see where he's at."
stopped reading after this.

...might continue to read even tho u r downsyndrome

edit: "The other funny thing is that I had been guessing right the last 5-6 times I had played poker when I got my money all in: I just seemed to know, regardless of whether I got my money in good or bad, what was coming."

this def is a level sigh

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04-11-2011 , 03:12 PM

#55

unlucky4me

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,081

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Originally Posted by Chump Change

curmudgeon itt... but i gotta admit it was so over the top i kinda enjoyed it

All old farts kind of get a kick out of that story, all young pukes seem to get fighting mad about it.

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04-11-2011 , 03:26 PM

#56

CompleteDegen

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,480

Anyone wearing sunglasses at 1/2 should have them punched right off their head.

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04-11-2011 , 03:37 PM

#57

Cloverfield

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 375

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Originally Posted by ChrisCrocker

True story, I was there.

What really happened:

I'm sitting in seat 5. OP was drunk as hell sitting in seat 2. Table was starting to wonder if he was sleeping on the table as he had his head down. College kid in navy blue hoodie and black aviator sunglasses sits down in seat 8 and starts talking about hands to the person next to him. Hand is dealt as said, OP tanks for like 3 minutes, im about to call clock cause the whole table thought he was asleep cause he had his head down and didnt move. he wakes up, looks around, tables his hand face up. raises to 120 to find wheres he at. Kid sees his hand and shoves the remainder of his stack and OP insta calls. OP doesnt suck out, and walks away after puking on the table.

I believe you mean "black aviator 'doucheglasses'".

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04-11-2011 , 07:26 PM

#58

heyimkafka

banned

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 58

damn give this man props

hilarious post

ahhaha great stuff and i ahte those young guys with shades who never worked a day in their pathetic xbox life

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04-11-2011 , 07:42 PM

#59

sqwerty12

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,561

enjoyed it. was rooting for you op

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04-11-2011 , 07:53 PM

#60

firoo

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 382

Op this was amusing

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04-11-2011 , 08:00 PM

#61

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

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Originally Posted by CompleteDegen

Anyone wearing sunglasses at 1/2 should have them punched right off their head.

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04-11-2011 , 08:29 PM

#62

driven1

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 384

join date feb 2009 3 posts. awesome.

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04-11-2011 , 10:24 PM

#63

Ganaram

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 612

Come on everyone, this is getting ridiculous.....all this hate for OP? He had a feeling.....you have to give credit to a guy that went with his feeling - plus an inside straight draw for god's sake. Math is way over rated in these games. I mean really....what else do you need? it's no limit you know - no game for cowards.

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04-11-2011 , 10:26 PM

#64

Ganaram

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 612

hey by the way, what does a douche look like in the mirror? What??

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04-11-2011 , 11:18 PM

#65

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

"Or, at the very least, take you ass to the bar and try to pick up some ass right this moment before the very minute strikes where you have officially become repulsive to the opposite sex for the rest of all time, and you are destined to a life of wearing sweatpants and a coffee-soaked t-shirt as your belly hangs out under the poker table and no one can tell that you occasionally whip out your tiny penis and urinate under the table."

3 stars? I mean the man has talent, baby. BBV is dissapoint.