i didn't read a word of it

but i did catch the words indian casino, bing! and gutterball while skipping over it to read the responses so B+

you sound like a really cool guy

oh look, a live 1/2 NL thread that includes:

- a miserable old douchebag who brags about a tourney score and how much he spends on beer

- a young hotshot douchebag playing BOT who freaks out after his aces get cracked

- terrible poker play

- I JUST KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO COME SOMETIMES

6,6,8,8,8,7,7,7,7,or running something [spades].

but i guess when you know whats coming who cares about the 55% of your outs and only worry about the one you know is coming.

Nice read u sadistic ****

In b4 "the guy's blind and comes to the Casino every week."

The call is correct even if you had no vested interest in increasing the variance.

+3

5 strsa

Thanks for confirming a suspicion I always had, that some fish actually play for "suckout odds", i.e. purposely getting it in behind just to lay a bad beat.

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For players like you, like read the threads man,

I liked it a lot (well for a fictional bbv poker story).

I did not like it. Put the stuff away and call the ice cream man.

"His all-in would cost me another $184 to call with my only possibility to win being a 7 (or running something)"

Though I don't believe this story in the slightest you did have a purr as well (hence twopair draw and maybe value against a bruff).

I dont believe the story man.

i highly doubt that the fat kid in the hoody is going to quit poker because he got unlucky. if anything, this will increase his drive to win at poker.

if u wanted to crush his soul and make him quit poker..maybe outplaying him over and over with ur HUGE bankroll would do it.

lol @ ur logic...and u sound like u dont know chit about z poker.

I doubt it man. LOL at the logic used.

I skimmed cause the actual story is pretty formulaic, but the last two sentences made me lol.

True story, I was there.

What really happened:

I'm sitting in seat 5. OP was drunk as hell sitting in seat 2. Table was starting to wonder if he was sleeping on the table as he had his head down. College kid in navy blue hoodie and black aviator sunglasses sits down in seat 8 and starts talking about hands to the person next to him. Hand is dealt as said, OP tanks for like 3 minutes, im about to call clock cause the whole table thought he was asleep cause he had his head down and didnt move. he wakes up, looks around, tables his hand face up. raises to 120 to find wheres he at. Kid sees his hand and shoves the remainder of his stack and OP insta calls. OP doesnt suck out, and walks away after puking on the table.

congrats on busting shaun deeb

LOL @ raising to $130...highlight of the story

+1

Send a fb message to Dan Fleishman. Your a shoe in for the Victory Poker challenge.

that was hilarious