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03-28-2010 , 06:53 PM
So, I am not sure where to begin. Ok, I will start from this :

I accepted a personal stake offer on one of online forums, it was a stake for 2$ sngs, and 7 days. He gaved me 11 buy ins, and planty of time. So, I started 4 tabling, then 6 tabling, and from then on 14 tabling most of the time and 16 tabling once in a while playing around 100 games daily. First two days wasn´t bad. I had some ups and downs, but nothing out of extraordinary and played 300 games with around 9% ROI and my ROI was increasing. But then bangG !! Sick 25 buy in downswing. At first i taked it cool, posted in my stake rail that I am taking a couple of days off and ****, and he said that its fine by him. My br, hard earned 90$ went down 3x faster than it tooked me to win it. So, it tooked me some time while I updated a rail, And seeing how it went down from 90 to 40$ just in 32 games was making me sick. After updating a rail, I decided that I am cool enough to play few mtt´s. I made a cup of coffee, had a smoke and entered a Super Stack MTT on full tilt, started very well, few good plays with **** hands vs super active maniacs, got my mood back, and then got a set in a 4 way pot. Things just couldn´t go better, no draws on board, checked around on the flop, turn paired, and utg bets. I make 2.5x raise, dont want to scare him off obv, as the turn card made a flsh draw possible. So, river is an A, and he bets into me. So, I just shoved, he had around 2x his bet left, so i thought he wont fold anyway. And ofcourse he called, with a higher boat. So, after my previuosly experienced downswing it was just a killer hand. I calmed down again, and decided that it might be not my day, and etered a rush table just for fun. 5 minutes of rushing 4 tables, and I get QQ, **** raises, I rereaise, **** calls, and shoves XcXcQh board, and hits his flsh obv, 2 minutes later on another table I get KK in the sb, Folded around, standard raise standard reraise from a **** with 450bb stack, Standard 4bet, standard shove and a standard AA vs KK in the blinds situation. So, all that stuff killed me and thats what happened :

1º - I donked my own my money around full tilt.
2º - I donked my stakers money aroun full tilt.
3º - I self excluded for 180 days.
and last, but not less important email to support :


Ok, Let me tell you what i think of your software. You can stick this piece of **** crap software in your ass and there is def no reason i should ****ing play there, hope you all get a ****ing cancer and die.



Thank you for wasting your time, I feel much better now.

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03-28-2010 , 06:54 PM
Cool wall of text, mother****er.
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03-28-2010 , 06:55 PM
i didn't actually read your post but i think it's safe to assume that it sucks
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03-28-2010 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Clever Nickname
i didn't actually read your post but i think it's safe to assume that it sucks
Feel free to edit, I am off to bed.
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03-28-2010 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Username^^
So, I am not sure where to begin. Ok, I will start from this :

I accepted a personal stake offer on one of online forums, it was a stake for 2$ sngs, and 7 days. He gaved me 11 buy ins, and planty of time. So, I started 4 tabling, then 6 tabling, and from then on 14 tabling most of the time and 16 tabling once in a while playing around 100 games daily. First two days wasn´t bad. I had some ups and downs, but nothing out of extraordinary and played 300 games with around 9% ROI and my ROI was increasing. But then bangG !! Sick 25 buy in downswing. At first i taked it cool, posted in my stake rail that I am taking a couple of days off and ****, and he said that its fine by him. My br, hard earned 90$ went down 3x faster than it tooked me to win it. So, it tooked me some time while I updated a rail, And seeing how it went down from 90 to 40$ just in 32 games was making me sick. After updating a rail, I decided that I am cool enough to play few mtt´s. I made a cup of coffee, had a smoke and entered a Super Stack MTT on full tilt, started very well, few good plays with **** hands vs super active maniacs, got my mood back, and then got a set in a 4 way pot. Things just couldn´t go better, no draws on board, checked around on the flop, turn paired, and utg bets. I make 2.5x raise, dont want to scare him off obv, as the turn card made a flsh draw possible. So, river is an A, and he bets into me. So, I just shoved, he had around 2x his bet left, so i thought he wont fold anyway. And ofcourse he called, with a higher boat. So, after my previuosly experienced downswing it was just a killer hand. I calmed down again, and decided that it might be not my day, and etered a rush table just for fun. 5 minutes of rushing 4 tables, and I get QQ, **** raises, I rereaise, **** calls, and shoves XcXcQh board, and hits his flsh obv, 2 minutes later on another table I get KK in the sb, Folded around, standard raise standard reraise from a **** with 450bb stack, Standard 4bet, standard shove and a standard AA vs KK in the blinds situation. So, all that stuff killed me and thats what happened :

1º - I donked my own my money around full tilt.
2º - I donked my stakers money aroun full tilt.
3º - I self excluded for 180 days.
and last, but not less important email to support :


Ok, Let me tell you what i think of your software. You can stick this piece of **** crap software in your ass and there is def no reason i should ****ing play there, hope you all get a ****ing cancer and die.



Thank you for wasting your time, I feel much better now.

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The only real justification, in cosmic terms, for that cancer you just mentioned is the fact that at some point waaaaaaaaaaaaay down the line it might achieve sentience, look back over your post, and do the only decent thing.
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03-28-2010 , 07:06 PM
[x] FT is rigged
[x] OP is pokerpro
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03-28-2010 , 07:09 PM
[ ] would read again
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03-28-2010 , 07:12 PM
Next time you think about starting a thread....Don't
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03-28-2010 , 07:14 PM
FTP def needs to improve the software
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03-28-2010 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB45
Next time you think about starting a thread....Don't
I did not wanted to, but i had to . Or other wise i would have to spend a sleepless night, banging my head into a wall.
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03-28-2010 , 07:18 PM
see you in 180 days
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03-28-2010 , 07:20 PM
Hello OP,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

We will gladly address your concerns without the use of profanity or vulgarity directed at our staff. Please respond to this email in a professional manner, and we will be more than happy to assist you.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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03-28-2010 , 07:24 PM
I feel bad for you, OP, you're obviously a very troubled person living a very ****ty life. I hope it picks up for you and you realise the error of your ways, but I can understand if you choose to end it before then.

GL with your ban.
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03-28-2010 , 07:55 PM
@OP
Do you wanted to offered microstakes's coaching? I am looked for a persons to coached me to be as pro as you werd before you wented bustos. Please PM'd me when you had more times i thank'd you.
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03-28-2010 , 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Username^^
it was a stake for 2$ sngs, and 7 days. He gaved me 11 buy ins, and planty of time.
No need to read the whole post to understand where things went wrong...
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03-28-2010 , 08:05 PM
Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe. Joe was no ordinary man; Joe worked at McDonalds! Every day he got up, ate breakfast, and got on his work uniform. He was soon promoted to manager because he did such a great job flipping burgers. Then the rest of the McDonalds crew hated him because they wanted the position. After a while they got used to it. He was a great manager. He got paid very well. 50 dollars a week! But then one day Joe caught a cold. He was such a great worker, that he went to work that day, even though he felt miserable. The only problem with this was that he was sneezing a lot and getting germs everywhere. Soon the head honcho of the whole company, Ronald, came and said he was fired. Joe was heartbroken. Since he now had no job, he had to sell his house. Now Joe was homeless. Since people sometimes gave him money, he got more money then he had when he worked at McDonalds (which isn’t that hard to do). The next day, Joe stumbled upon a diamond the size of his head. He spent all the money he got from selling it on McDonalds food and is now roughly the size of a baby whale. Ever since he has been living in a cozy cardboard box with a great ocean view.
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03-28-2010 , 08:13 PM
Pree sure FT has the best software out of any poker sites.
Other than it being rigged against you obvz
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03-28-2010 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by GigaFish
The only real justification, in cosmic terms, for that cancer you just mentioned is the fact that at some point waaaaaaaaaaaaay down the line it might achieve sentience, look back over your post, and do the only decent thing.
lol what you bolded made it worth opening this thread
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03-28-2010 , 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Riggermortis
Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe. Joe was no ordinary man; Joe worked at McDonalds! Every day he got up, ate breakfast, and got on his work uniform. He was soon promoted to manager because he did such a great job flipping burgers. Then the rest of the McDonalds crew hated him because they wanted the position. After a while they got used to it. He was a great manager. He got paid very well. 50 dollars a week! But then one day Joe caught a cold. He was such a great worker, that he went to work that day, even though he felt miserable. The only problem with this was that he was sneezing a lot and getting germs everywhere. Soon the head honcho of the whole company, Ronald, came and said he was fired. Joe was heartbroken. Since he now had no job, he had to sell his house. Now Joe was homeless. Since people sometimes gave him money, he got more money then he had when he worked at McDonalds (which isn’t that hard to do). The next day, Joe stumbled upon a diamond the size of his head. He spent all the money he got from selling it on McDonalds food and is now roughly the size of a baby whale. Ever since he has been living in a cozy cardboard box with a great ocean view.
normally I could care less about your posts, but this one is golden!!!

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03-28-2010 , 08:56 PM
[x] tooked
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03-28-2010 , 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bacats32
normally I could care less about your posts, but this one is golden!!!

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03-28-2010 , 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Riggermortis
Once upon a time, there was a man named Joe. Joe was no ordinary man; Joe worked at McDonalds! Every day he got up, ate breakfast, and got on his work uniform. He was soon promoted to manager because he did such a great job flipping burgers. Then the rest of the McDonalds crew hated him because they wanted the position. After a while they got used to it. He was a great manager. He got paid very well. 50 dollars a week! But then one day Joe caught a cold. He was such a great worker, that he went to work that day, even though he felt miserable. The only problem with this was that he was sneezing a lot and getting germs everywhere. Soon the head honcho of the whole company, Ronald, came and said he was fired. Joe was heartbroken. Since he now had no job, he had to sell his house. Now Joe was homeless. Since people sometimes gave him money, he got more money then he had when he worked at McDonalds (which isn’t that hard to do). The next day, Joe stumbled upon a diamond the size of his head. He spent all the money he got from selling it on McDonalds food and is now roughly the size of a baby whale. Ever since he has been living in a cozy cardboard box with a great ocean view.
Brad Pitt says no to the enter key too. It's the new csb.
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03-28-2010 , 11:19 PM
tl;dr
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03-29-2010 , 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Proto84
[ ] would read again
ya
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03-29-2010 , 01:50 AM
Congrats on being the 486th person today to make a thread crying about a downswing they can't handle.
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