Sick and tired of losing in poker, I grabbed my laptop and threw it off my balcony. It went flying and hit some dude on a bike. Thankfully it just caught his arm a little bit(I think). He stopped obviously and started flipping out, looking up at me swearing. I thought I better go down and apologize so he doesnt charge me with assault. So I walk down and come out the front door. This guy clearly wants to fight me. Im in decent shape and can throw em a little but some middle aged guy, on a bicycle, literally scares me. You just know the guy is in shape.

This ****in guy is so livid he doesnt even move off the road, there was traffic as usual and he goes to get off his bike and he steps out too far and gets clipped by a car and goes for a bit of a fly. Hes not dead or anything maybe a little bruised and a cracked rib but this guy was so bad ass, he tries getting up in his spandex shorts yelling `you ****ing ******* im going to kick your ass you dumb ****er`. Im in an awful mood and for a split second I was going to run up to him and boot **** him right in his chin. But I quickly realized this was all my fault.

Im so stressed out, I start laughing my ass of. I cant believe this guys luck, or mine for that matter. And to top it off hes wearing spandex shorts in the middle of winter (mind you its a fairly mild day) like how am not supposed to laugh. The thing is though, im not laughing at him Im laughing with him or so I thought. He wasnt actually laughing he was crying because his bike was screwed, his rib was broken and he had some marathon he was supposed to be in, in the coming weeks.

He tells me to call the cops and I told him I dont have a phone. I asked him if he wants a ride to the hospital (I actually have a bit of a bum leg, its just healing from a break) but I would do my best. Some stranger who pulled over offered him a ride to the hospital, he agreed. I told him I would chain his bike to the side of my building so no one would steal it..lol. Well I couldnt find one so I tied his bike to a pole with some rope. Just a basic knot. I just came down to check on the bike and its gone.

No way hes back from the hospital and Id like to know, who exactly would steal a busted up bike.

I just started some shadow boxing, I feel in the coming hours, Im going to need it.

dude..........
















lmao

D-

You can't make up ridiculous statements and say "although" after each one!

Pics of broken laptop and balcony view to achieve legendary status

pics required

go to GA plz

L O L

Epic thread!

lol the laptop still works. The screen is cracked to absolute **** but I guess maybe it hit him harder than I thought to soften the blow.

Ill post a pic in a bit

Toshiba is beast

it still works thats pretty funny

I got this picture just before my camera died. I will upload more when I get some batteries. A tonne of the keys are missing there is a massive crack down the back, it must have landed flat on the bottom, there is a crack on the side and the dvd wont close and its practically hanging there but no cracks around the screen. This thing should be in little pieces. but this bitch still turns on! I have a warranty Im going to tell them I was looking up my daily prayers and all of the sudden my computer blew up. Believable no?

lol

Don't forget to videotape the bicyclist kicking your ass.

Wether OP makes up these stories or not i dont even care
i just like the way he tells his stories.

keep them comin Byrung ur the man !!!

hey , you know that you may as well buy a new one right because those screens are like 400 bux to fix

If this is all true this is some funny ****.

pics of sis imo

True or not true, that was a hilarious read!
Insta 5 stars, would read again!

B+ story even if it is made up. I lol'd multiple times

Song for cyclist IMO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmNTAvnSais


lol

laughing out loud, would read again

LOL I laughed for like 2 minutes straight and im at the 1st line

this dude know how to make threads

lol'd multiple times. A+

did the guy come back

heard he died