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Old 05-31-2020, 03:40 PM   #1351
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

I had a really strange bug during a PLO Spin and Go on PS today, where I folded button, and all of a sudden get to act on the turn, without having a hand. I happily fired pot, then 3 seconds later without any progress except of my chips going into the pot, the same turn spot started all over again. Quickly min-bet the second time, and afterwards tried a 66% bet the third time this happened, while laughing like a mad man. Then I realised how stupid I am, not to restart the table, but since it was one dollar buy-in, the loss of EV was more than made up for by the the laughs I had during that.
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Old 05-31-2020, 04:04 PM   #1352
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

Cool story bro. Ban for not using boomplayer though imo
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Old 05-31-2020, 05:53 PM   #1353
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The Christian holiday of Pentecost, which is celebrated the 49th day (the seventh sunday) after Easter Sunday,[2] commemorates the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the Apostles and other followers of Jesus Christ while they were in Jerusalem celebrating the Feast of Weeks, as described in the Acts of the Apostles (Acts 2:1Ė31).
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Old 05-31-2020, 06:44 PM   #1354
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

Little magic.

Yatahay Network - 2500/5000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 112,126
SB: 139,207
BB: 144,815
UTG: 335,634
UTG+1: 149,893
MP: 100,206
MP+1: 164,703
MP+2: 135,385
CO: 341,170

9 players post ante of 625, SB posts SB 2,500, BB posts BB 5,000

Pre Flop: (pot: 13,125) Hero has 7 A

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 11,000, fold, BB calls 6,000

Flop: (30,125, 2 players) 2 K K
BB checks, Hero bets 17,563, BB calls 17,563

Turn: (65,251, 2 players) 5
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (65,251, 2 players) 3
BB checks, Hero bets 37,626, BB calls 37,626

Hero shows 7 A (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 58%, Flop 4%, Turn 18%)
BB mucks T K (Flush, King High)
(Pre 42%, Flop 96%, Turn 82%)
Hero wins 140,503
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Old 05-31-2020, 07:20 PM   #1355
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

^^^ Monkeys clicking buttons
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Old 05-31-2020, 08:08 PM   #1356
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

You know he wanted to check/shove the turn, but I wasn't going to let him.
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Old 05-31-2020, 08:45 PM   #1357
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An unsuited hand? Burnening ban for false advertising next time.
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:24 PM   #1358
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

It was suited on the river.
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:26 PM   #1359
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Re: *** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

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It was suited on the river.
Which you should have folded. He could have had quads.
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:27 PM   #1360
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Where's the justice in that?
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:32 PM   #1361
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:35 PM   #1362
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Old 05-31-2020, 09:49 PM   #1363
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Old 05-31-2020, 10:13 PM   #1364
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Old 05-31-2020, 10:23 PM   #1365
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Old 05-31-2020, 11:57 PM   #1366
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Dear BBV,

Thank you for coming to the 165th consecutive Sheepday! This is a day in which we recognize the continued efforts of Mr. Sheep, BBV's woolliest moderator, who is like the opposite of the burnener, Mr. Purple Fish King. This month we are seeing burnening occur. Wow! It's also happening in real life! ****! The world is on fire. Especially my home state! **** again! Luckily I was only at the riots on night two, when the **** really hit the fan the next couple of days. No, I did not commit crimes. Yes, I saw crimes committed. It was a time.

Namaste safe everyone.










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Old 06-01-2020, 12:00 AM   #1367
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Iím not sure who he is but Iíve heard German PP can be found in Danish rivers.
This is all ****ing gold
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Old 06-01-2020, 12:01 AM   #1368
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Wonderful Sheepday. Korean girl sleeping over. Life is beautiful. Minneapolis no longer on fire, now just DC.
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Old 06-01-2020, 12:28 AM   #1370
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Thank you for coming to the 165th consecutive Sheepday!


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Old 06-01-2020, 09:29 AM   #1372
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