Join Date: Jan 2015
Posts: 9,995

You could have made money collecting empty bottles in the street rather than posting so much. Idiot

You take that back, right now. Punk!

Edit: aren't you that punk from Scotland that used to be a mod?

PokerStars Hand #214348620249: Tournament #2905314170, $4.90+$0.60 USD Fusion Pot Limit - Level XXXVII (60000/120000) - 2020/05/23 22:19:36 CET [2020/05/23 16:19:36 ET]
Table '2905314170 227' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Glonkosaur (5779786 in chips)
Seat 2: webdarter (3998214 in chips)
Seat 3: Morphismus (2342972 in chips)
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (3024560 in chips)
Seat 5: wainizca (6964425 in chips)
Seat 6: KiteCeara (6275107 in chips)
Morphismus: posts small blind 60000
Lucy89666: posts big blind 120000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Td Jd]
wainizca: folds
KiteCeara: raises 125000 to 245000
Glonkosaur: folds
webdarter: calls 245000
Morphismus: raises 855000 to 1100000
Lucy89666: folds
KiteCeara: calls 855000
webdarter: calls 855000
*** FLOP *** [Js 6s Ks]
Dealt to Morphismus [Td Jd] [7s]
Morphismus: bets 1242972 and is all-in
KiteCeara: folds
webdarter: folds
Uncalled bet (1242972) returned to Morphismus
Morphismus collected 3420000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3420000 | Rake 0
Board [Js 6s Ks]
Seat 1: Glonkosaur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: webdarter (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Morphismus (small blind) collected (3420000)
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: wainizca folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KiteCeara folded on the Flop

What’s wrong with you?

Explains the $5 BIs. Also, FYP

3/18 Baby!

PokerStars Hand #214348727421: Tournament #2905314170, $4.90+$0.60 USD Fusion Pot Limit - Level XXXVII (60000/120000) - 2020/05/23 22:21:18 CET [2020/05/23 16:21:18 ET]
Table '2905314170 227' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Glonkosaur (5527786 in chips)
Seat 2: webdarter (3462214 in chips)
Seat 3: Morphismus (4662972 in chips)
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (2844560 in chips)
Seat 5: wainizca (6712425 in chips)
Seat 6: KiteCeara (5175107 in chips)
wainizca: posts small blind 60000
KiteCeara: posts big blind 120000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc Kd]
Glonkosaur: raises 132000 to 252000
webdarter: folds
Morphismus: raises 684000 to 936000
Lucy89666: folds
wainizca: folds
KiteCeara: folds
Glonkosaur: calls 684000
*** FLOP *** [8d 4c 9s]
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc Kd] [Jd]
Glonkosaur: checks
Morphismus: bets 923400
Glonkosaur: raises 3668386 to 4591786 and is all-in
Morphismus: calls 2803572 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (864814) returned to Glonkosaur
*** TURN *** [8d 4c 9s] [8c]
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc Kd Jd] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4c 9s 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Glonkosaur: shows [Ts Qs Qd 9h] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Morphismus: shows [Kc Kd Jd 3h] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Morphismus collected 9505944 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9505944 | Rake 0
Board [8d 4c 9s 8c Ac]
Seat 1: Glonkosaur showed [Ts Qs Qd 9h] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: webdarter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Morphismus showed [Kc Kd Jd 3h] and won (9505944) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: wainizca (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: KiteCeara (big blind) folded before Flop

"Punk"

Ok boomer

Morph if you wanna take down this tourney, this would be the time where you send me a Team Viewer code.

Sammy can knock you out with a single punch.

Sammy is self-identified Gen Z.

nope

He's old

2/17

PokerStars Hand #214349484715: Tournament #2905314170, $4.90+$0.60 USD Fusion Pot Limit - Level XXXVIII (70000/140000) - 2020/05/23 22:33:21 CET [2020/05/23 16:33:21 ET]
Table '2905314170 227' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Glonkosaur (1492428 in chips)
Seat 2: webdarter (3072214 in chips)
Seat 3: Morphismus (8922144 in chips)
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (1549560 in chips)
Seat 5: wainizca (6582426 in chips)
Seat 6: KiteCeara (6766292 in chips)
wainizca: posts small blind 70000
KiteCeara: posts big blind 140000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [7h 8h]
Glonkosaur: folds
webdarter: folds
Morphismus: raises 187600 to 327600
Lucy89666: calls 327600
wainizca: folds
KiteCeara: calls 187600
*** FLOP *** [9c 6h 8s]
Dealt to Morphismus [7h 8h] [6s]
KiteCeara: checks
Morphismus: bets 560000
Lucy89666: folds
KiteCeara: calls 560000
*** TURN *** [9c 6h 8s] [Qh]
Dealt to Morphismus [7h 8h 6s] [4s]
KiteCeara: bets 2172800
Morphismus: calls 2172800
*** RIVER *** [9c 6h 8s Qh] [4h]
KiteCeara: checks
Morphismus: bets 1759968
KiteCeara: calls 1759968
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [7h 8h 6s 4s] (a flush, Queen high)
KiteCeara: mucks hand
Morphismus collected 10038336 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10038336 | Rake 0
Board [9c 6h 8s Qh 4h]
Seat 1: Glonkosaur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: webdarter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Morphismus showed [7h 8h 6s 4s] and won (10038336) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: Lucy89666 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: wainizca (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: KiteCeara (big blind) mucked [2c Jc Td Qs]

With one week left in May, here are the LC/NC triple barrel bluff bosses so far:

Morphismus
suitedjustice
King Fish
Sheep86
H0RUS
Majik19

Warum spielst du die beleidigte Leberwurst?

Also; in Danish it's called a "curling barn*" (child)

Who's Gen Z and is she hot?

Convert that ****.

Yes, but you're old enough to be her grandfather, and even if you weren't, she's way out of your league.

Wtf Morph, stop typing in the table chat, you're not a teenager anymore.

there is an answer to this, it is lagavullan 16

or some caol ila 18 if you can find it

I'm 30 soon so I agree

Boom! $5.50 deep stacks scoop

PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 6,000/12,000 (1,500 ante) - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 331,821 (28 bb)
UTG+1: 574,535 (48 bb)
MP: 316,424 (26 bb)
MP+1: 288,042 (24 bb)
CO: 267,032 (22 bb)
BU: 596,212 (50 bb)
SB: 207,758 (17 bb)
BB (Hero): 183,783 (15 bb)

Pre-Flop: (30,000) Hero is BB with 8♠ Q♠
UTG raises to 25,320, UTG+1 calls 25,320, 2 players fold, CO calls 25,320, 1 fold, SB calls 19,320, Hero calls 13,320

Flop: (138,600) 8♥ 7♠ 8♦ (5 players)
SB bets 12,000, Hero calls 12,000, UTG calls 12,000, UTG+1 raises to 60,000, CO folds, SB calls 48,000, Hero raises to 156,963 (all-in), UTG folds, UTG+1 calls 96,963, SB folds

Turn: (524,526) J♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (524,526) T♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 524,526

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 8♠ Q♠ (three of a kind, Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 17%, Flop: 91%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

UTG+1 shows K♠ K♣ (two pair, Kings and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 83%, Flop: 9%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) wins 524,526