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Old 05-22-2020, 01:50 PM   #951
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Old 05-22-2020, 03:38 PM   #952
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The rest of you posters who stopped posting can get ****ed including craggo
Yes and the unspoken consensus is rip for real.
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Guess who just made it to Day 2 of Scoop #88 (Fusion)? That's right, me! 10/51 from 4k starters.

My first Fusion tourney!
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Old 05-23-2020, 12:24 AM   #961
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Thin value tiem on the river, once we think he doesn't have the goods.

Yatahay Network - 100/200 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 47,651
UTG+1: 49,360
MP: 47,378
MP+1: 47,792
CO: 43,884
Hero (BTN): 50,281
SB: 51,678
BB: 47,611

8 players post ante of 26, SB posts SB 100, BB posts BB 200

Pre Flop: (pot: 508) Hero has Q T

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 200, fold, Hero raises to 800, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 600

Flop: (2,108, 2 players) 2 T 5
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 1,154, MP+1 calls 1,154

Turn: (4,416, 2 players) 6
MP+1 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,416, 2 players) 4
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 2,208, MP+1 calls 2,208

Spoiler:
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:47 AM   #963
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If you’re gonna bluff, you should only do it with strong holdings. That way if your bluff doesn’t work and you get called, you’ll win. This is how to completely eliminate variance in poker, rendering this forum 33% obsolete.
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:52 AM   #964
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Tiny non-green fish giving out advice in BBV NC/LC fred.

Bannable offense.
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Old 05-23-2020, 03:50 AM   #965
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It's revolutionary advice though!
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Old 05-23-2020, 04:21 AM   #966
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Did pokerstars get rid of boom player?

Well done Morph crush that day 2
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Old 05-23-2020, 04:23 AM   #967
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PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 1,200/2,400 (300 ante) - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 287,959 (120 bb)
UTG+1: 172,226 (72 bb)
MP: 179,467 (75 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 194,514 (81 bb)
CO: 322,384 (134 bb)
BU: 55,977 (23 bb)
SB: 55,403 (23 bb)
BB: 13,779 (6 bb)

Pre-Flop: (6,000) Hero is MP+1 with A K
UTG raises to 4,800, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 17,200, 1 fold, BTN 4-bets to 55,677 (all-in), 3 players fold, Hero calls 38,477

Flop: (122,154) 9 7 T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (122,154) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (122,154) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 122,154

Showdown:
BU shows A A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 88%, Flop: 92%, Turn: 73%, River: 0%)

MP+1 (Hero) shows A K (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 12%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 27%, River: 100%)

MP+1 (Hero) wins 122,154
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Old 05-23-2020, 04:56 AM   #968
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7/44 left in $11 PKO Deep Stacks

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 7 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 652,510 (163 bb)
MP (Hero): 304,883 (76 bb)
MP+1: 143,870 (36 bb)
CO: 131,964 (33 bb)
BU: 558,850 (140 bb)
SB: 179,338 (45 bb)
BB: 456,961 (114 bb)

Pre-Flop: (9,500) Hero is MP with K T
1 fold, Hero raises to 8,000, 4 players fold, BB calls 4,000

Flop: (21,500) 7 9 Q (2 players)
BB bets 12,000, Hero calls 12,000

Turn: (45,500) K (2 players)
BB bets 28,000, Hero calls 28,000

River: (101,500) T (2 players)
BB bets 68,000, Hero calls 68,000

Total pot: 237,500

Showdown:
BB shows 4 6 (high card, King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 40%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 20%, River: 0%)

MP (Hero) shows K T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 60%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

MP (Hero) wins 237,500
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Old 05-23-2020, 05:10 AM   #969
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Story of my flippin life. Just no flippin justice in this world:

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 535,454 (134 bb)
UTG+1: 132,370 (33 bb)
MP: 357,678 (89 bb)
MP+1: 508,108 (127 bb)
LP: 165,838 (41 bb)
CO: 266,991 (67 bb)
BU: 331,213 (83 bb)
SB: 702,450 (176 bb)
BB (Hero): 413,383 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: (10,500) Hero is BB with K K
7 players fold, SB calls 2,000, Hero raises to 13,000, SB 3-bets to 43,500, Hero 4-bets to 104,000, SB 5-bets to 316,500, Hero 6-bets to 412,883 (all-in), SB calls 96,383

Flop: (830,266) 4 8 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (830,266) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (830,266) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 830,266

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows K K (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 86%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

SB shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

SB wins 830,266
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Old 05-23-2020, 05:40 AM   #971
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Guess who just made it to Day 2 of Scoop #88 (Fusion)? That's right, me! 10/51 from 4k starters.

My first Fusion tourney!
Go get 'em!

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Tiny non-green fish giving out advice in BBV NC/LC fred.

Bannable offense.
The political situation in BBV is becoming unstable. Sheep is starting to worry. Sheep is considering seeking refuge in ATF until this whole thing blows over.

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Story of my flippin life. Just no flippin justice in this world:

PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 9 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 535,454 (134 bb)
UTG+1: 132,370 (33 bb)
MP: 357,678 (89 bb)
MP+1: 508,108 (127 bb)
LP: 165,838 (41 bb)
CO: 266,991 (67 bb)
BU: 331,213 (83 bb)
SB: 702,450 (176 bb)
BB (Hero): 413,383 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: (10,500) Hero is BB with K K
7 players fold, SB calls 2,000, Hero raises to 13,000, SB 3-bets to 43,500, Hero 4-bets to 104,000, SB 5-bets to 316,500, Hero 6-bets to 412,883 (all-in), SB calls 96,383

Flop: (830,266) 4 8 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (830,266) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (830,266) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 830,266

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows K K (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 86%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

SB shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 14%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

SB wins 830,266
Disgusting. Tournament poker sucks ass.

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Old 05-23-2020, 07:06 AM   #973
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Merkaturday doesnt exist, how many times will we go thru this
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Old 05-23-2020, 08:59 AM   #975
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