So I recently started playing in a new poker room a couple times a week for the last several weeks. Many of the regs there have started to notice me. One in particular seems to have a particularly large ego and has berated me at the table a few times in which I usually just laugh at him or do nothing. In any case he's done his absolute best to make 100% sure I know how great he is at poker talking about hands etc. right in front of me and berating me to other players right in front of my face.

In any case I was running up a big stack again at 1/2 and moved to 2/5 where he was playing and the table ended up breaking not long after and i was up about 2100 for the night plus my initialy buy-in of 400 for about 2500.

He asked if I wanted to raise the stakes and play heads up and I said sure. We increased stakes to 5/10 and he bought in for max 2000. I said to him "I'm warning you, I'm a heads up specialist." (lol) Five hands later I stacked him when I turned a set to his (supposed) flopped top 2 pair. (lol again).

We raised stakes again to 10/25 and he bought in for 5000 cash. I instantly pulled out more cash and topped up to 5k and continued my onslaught and left with 7850 and I'm a poker god now.

First!

**** you op i didnt read

Where is @DietKetchup ?

Ope, you do this at Fallsview?

first thought it was MTT starting a 10c/25c thread

Was he a pro? Or just an obnoxious wanna be ?

No.

I wondered myself so I got his name and looked him up. Says "professional gambler" on facebook and has some decent live cashes on hendon mob.

nice picture of fake money

Idk if Rama spreads dat dere 10/25. This from Ontario brah?

Its 70 percent real money.

what ****ing currency is that **** ????????? monopolians???

But how much did you lose though?

Sick 2 buyin score

do you have old diapers in the pocket of that car-door?

turning sets doesnt equal skill op.

Looks to me like a burnt cd of probably some horse porn in a taco bell wrapper.

If you gave those bills to a homeless guy he'd probably just throw 'em back

How about you tell us at least what kind of monopoly money that is

The kind that is much harder to counterfeit!

We also have no $1 bills in Canada any more, so we cannot make it rain BBV American style.

P.S. Most Canadians are very happy with a weak dollar

Most Canadians are happy when it gets to 70.

Oh ok, its Canadian. I was on the phone before and didnt see it. 1/2 in Canadian is pretty low then, surprised they will even spread it

Yea yea yea the canadian dollar is in the tank, I ge it. I canadian money though, its beautiful. Way better than dirty US dollars.

Is this you OP?

That is not me, but an accurate representation of my spirit.

Dirty US dollars >>>