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07-20-2010 , 09:30 AM

#51

qazikm2000

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,677

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Originally Posted by TuckFard

I only slowroll shortstacks.

OP, you are pretty pathetic but it did make me larf a little.

Yah pretty much this.

Although you were missing the "ty, idiot"

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07-20-2010 , 11:21 AM

#52

John Wray

aka JimmyLegs

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,123

I must admit the comedy here outweighs the douche-iness of the slowroll. I laughed.

Things That Make You Go HMMMMMMM

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07-20-2010 , 11:33 AM

#53

CRUISECONTROL

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 463

wow a few of you are way uptight, if you didn't laugh at this i feel really sorry for you

grade A comedy itt, ty idiot op

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07-20-2010 , 11:34 AM

#54

TuckFard

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

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Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

I must admit the comedy here outweighs the douche-iness of the slowroll. I laughed.

Things That Make You Go HMMMMMMM

This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

FFFFUUUU VEVO

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07-20-2010 , 12:50 PM

#55

_MAGiC_

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 860

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuckFard

This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

FFFFUUUU VEVO

haha i get the same message

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07-20-2010 , 01:07 PM

#56

MikMikMik

enthusiast

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 51

I never slowroll for fear of disconnecting.

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07-20-2010 , 03:49 PM

#57

_MAGiC_

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 860

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Originally Posted by MikMikMik

I never slowroll for fear of disconnecting.

HMMMMMMMMM... that would suck

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07-20-2010 , 04:56 PM

#58

adiddy12

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 152

in before

Quote:

_MAGiC_
HMMMMMMMMM

Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 135

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07-20-2010 , 05:17 PM

#59

mmac900

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,197

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Proof that his slowroll strategy works. The fish are just lining up to play OP!

How are you recovering from that 14K your dad lost? That mustve stung. Serves you right for being an ******* though.

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07-20-2010 , 05:17 PM

#60

Mr. G

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 353

yeah i mean, why not... if you get rematches. only prob is that it will prob encourage fish to slowroll more...

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07-20-2010 , 05:48 PM

#61

Neocom

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 699

you are the fish, and the idiot.

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07-20-2010 , 06:29 PM

#62

StarkNaked

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I rate this thread a

Spoiler:

i lold

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07-20-2010 , 06:36 PM

#63

John Wray

aka JimmyLegs

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,123

For your slowroll enjoyment, I made a dramatic reenactment of OP for YouTube.

HMMMMMM

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07-20-2010 , 06:45 PM

#64

Screaming It

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 706

Lmao, 4 stars.

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07-20-2010 , 06:47 PM

#65

Giev money??

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,456

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

For your slowroll enjoyment, I made a dramatic reenactment of OP for YouTube.

HMMMMMM

nice

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07-20-2010 , 06:53 PM

#66

flopton

adept

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by RigMeARiver

polarised d-bag radars itt

haha

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07-20-2010 , 08:46 PM

#67

Rovert40

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18

Last time I was slowrolled, here's what happened.

Board: 6-6-6-T

My cards: TTxx (Omaha Hi)

I didn't think my opponent had the other 6, so I shipped it on the turn. I was wrong. However, he chose that moment to viciously slowroll me.

He finally called, rolled the 6 over, and a Ten promptly spiked on the river. Thank you very much.

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07-20-2010 , 08:55 PM

#68

ajt8

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,860

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rovert40

ban for fake story

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07-20-2010 , 09:03 PM

#69

drew13800

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 922

I cant believe this many people take offense to this. If this happened to me i would 1)be pissed and punch my comp..then eventually ) laugh about it and then probably post it here and laugh some more. Its not a cash game and a huge pot..its a sng which ill bet was probably 22>$ ...big deal

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07-20-2010 , 09:22 PM

#70

John Wray

aka JimmyLegs

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,123

I think the first one is kinda douchey, but the second time it's so obviously a slowroll (even to villain) that the douche factor is diminished. Most of what makes a SR so awful is tricking your opponent. But villain was not fooled here so it's purely a needle rather than a SR.

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07-20-2010 , 09:30 PM

#71

Rovert40

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 18

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajt8

ban for fake story

I have no reason to make that up, lol.

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07-21-2010 , 06:01 AM

#72

_MAGiC_

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 860

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyLegs

For your slowroll enjoyment, I made a dramatic reenactment of OP for YouTube.

HMMMMMM

haha nice 1

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07-21-2010 , 06:37 AM

#73

IGRINDRAZZFML

banned

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 498

Confirmed: OP is a douche

O nd he sux at horse to

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07-21-2010 , 08:29 AM

#74

_MAGiC_

banned

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 860

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGRINDRAZZFML

Confirmed: OP is a douche

O nd he sux at horse to

i only played horse like 8 times in my life

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07-21-2010 , 08:44 AM

#75

Led Zeppelin

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,227

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

HAHA i got a very good lol from this.

Well played

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