THIS IS HOW U GET A FISH TO REMATCH U FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT

Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1445 M = 19.27
Hero (BTN/SB): t1555 M = 20.73

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 7
Hero raises to t100, BB says "haha well stay there", BB calls t50

Flop: (t200) 3 6 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t110, BB calls t110

Turn: (t420) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t420) Q (2 players)
BB bets t1235 all in, Hero says "fk", Hero says "u got there?", Hero says "hmmmmmmmm", BB says "just fold", BB says "man", Hero says "hmmmmmmmmmm", Hero says "hmmmmmmm", Hero says "hmmmmmmmmm", Hero calls t1235






Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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BTN/SB: t1500 M = 50
Hero (BB): t1500 M = 50

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 6 J
BTN/SB says "U MOTHER ****** PIECE OF CHIT", BTN/SB says "KUNT", 1 fold, Hero says "SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP "



Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1490 M = 49.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1510 M = 50.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with K 6
BB says "SLWO", Hero raises to t50, BB says "ROLLING", BB says "KUNT", BB says "BAG", 1 fold, Hero says "SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP P"



Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t1060 M = 35.33
Hero (BTN/SB): t1940 M = 64.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BTN/SB with Q A
Hero raises to t50, BB calls t30

Flop: (t100) Q 8 A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t70, BB calls t70

Turn: (t240) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t160, BB raises to t340, Hero calls t180

River: (t920) 3 (2 players)
BB bets t600 all in, BB says "omfg", BB says "dont", BB says "slow", Hero says "HMMMMMMMMMMMMM", BB says "roll me man", BB says "come on", Hero says "HMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", BB says "jesus", BB says "christ", Hero says "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", BB says "*** of", BB says "f", Hero says "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", Hero says "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", Hero says "WHAT U GOT MAN", Hero says "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", Hero calls t600



^^ he knew that last was one was coming soon as i timed down

i ended up playin him for about 2 hours til he went busto!

i usually hate on slowrollers, but this was pretty funny.

wp OP

[x] HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

instead of "SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP " you should of said "ty idiot"

[QUOTE=Hero says "WHAT U GOT MAN"![/QUOTE]

Love this thread made me lol,
5 STARS

i think in the last one villian thought he had the best hand

yea haha he actually did think he was good there

Thread would be spectacular if villain had AA in the last hand.

well played sir , poasting in epic thread I bet.

great thread quality in BBV for once.

Best part out all of this? OP made $8 and didn't spend it all at once.

Your avatar freaks me out

Theoretically slowrolling is so wrong, but when done like this its just so right.

Threadworthy slowroll

I rate this thread a

LOL

funny

4 stars

I dont get how pathetic people have to be to act this way.

How low self esteem do people have, its quite sad.

im guessing OP has some growing up to do.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I concur. And the fact all these tools seem to embrace this is even more sad.

I agree that OP is a massive pile of ******ed ****. Would love to spit on you IRL.

I think when deployed as part of a tilt-provoking tactic slowrolling is acceptable. This seems to be one of those occasions.

I might go to church tomorrow, just so I can sing a HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

how can someone find this funny? geez, fk you op

+1

i cant believe op and people think this behaviour is funny

its just pure scum to slowroll

Do you want a ****ing medal or something

I agree 100% that this is pathetic.

Yet, I laughed the whole time reading it. Pinhead22, 33 going on 12....