Brag: Saw the ghost of my dead father - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I had a vision of some nutter pulling into his driveway in a Cadillac with the family in it. The kids take a moment to solemnly regard the statue of the naked bimbo with big tits and a shaved clam, holding two rags.

Also, I don't think I will ever be able to forget about the roasted pig marinated in cough syrup. Ever.

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11-17-2009 , 08:59 PM

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GODSTATUS

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hail to the chief

cent'anni

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11-17-2009 , 09:04 PM

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Paaalli

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hail

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11-17-2009 , 09:06 PM

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Mr.JR

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Fold preflop.

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11-17-2009 , 09:08 PM

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InFlamesWeTrust

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all hail the king, 5stars

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11-17-2009 , 09:24 PM

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Cardstrom

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Originally Posted by King Niche

i also had a dream where peter eastgate was spitting all over me and he said "SHO ME YOUR CARDS" then a big swinging blade came down and cut him in half he was all circuit boards and bacon in the middle

gotta love the man

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11-17-2009 , 10:08 PM

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Nutcracker19

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wat?

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11-17-2009 , 10:17 PM

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Victim22

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cool story bro

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11-17-2009 , 10:38 PM

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Otto Gott

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Was expecting another hilarious thread by the king, but the first part about your father was actually really sad and touching!
Wasnt what I expected, but still 5*

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11-17-2009 , 10:39 PM

#35

sqwerty12

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please post a photo of yourself. I always get the impression you look like the Fubster's avatar.

But I could be wrong.

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11-17-2009 , 10:51 PM

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PocketBIRDO

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A++++

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11-17-2009 , 10:56 PM

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Monkey Banana

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in on first page of 5-star thread

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11-17-2009 , 11:01 PM

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Jaystah

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Originally Posted by rockrollins

The King is back.

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11-17-2009 , 11:01 PM

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Red Scharlach

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King, you're an excellent writer. Are you familiar with the poetry of Frank Stanford? You have a somewhat similar style. You should get published somewhere.

Also, LOL at 3 handed game with BG and Gollum.

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11-17-2009 , 11:16 PM

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wubbie412

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i love all of king's posts.
they are amazing.

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11-17-2009 , 11:25 PM

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satfat

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ur the reason i joined 2+2 KN

never stop

5 star before reading

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11-17-2009 , 11:32 PM

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squints914

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LOL.King, I love your posts man.When this game gets me down, i read one of your posts and just howl.Your writing helps me get through the tough days.For this, thank you.If you play on Party and need a small stake (not much, but I always do what I can) look me up.Always willing to lend a helping hand.Even if it is a small one.Lord knows when i was dead broke, 20 bucks in my account was like gold to me.Good luck buddy!Get ur 16 bbs and go rape isuldur1,We are all waiting for your rise to the top!

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11-17-2009 , 11:38 PM

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roundroom

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gl king dont think anyones against u

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11-18-2009 , 12:37 AM

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sleepathon

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guess we need an update for bob and larry

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11-18-2009 , 01:15 AM

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aspecTL

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king you on twitter?

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11-18-2009 , 01:15 AM

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dakotaboy

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You sir are a f'ing genius...I love your stories dude, keep it up.

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11-18-2009 , 01:22 AM

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phishman

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rofl... so good

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11-18-2009 , 01:31 AM

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Jabba021

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haha thanks king great post

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11-18-2009 , 01:36 AM

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icancount2one

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Originally Posted by King Niche

I was so broke that day had a band aid on my head from wrestling some hobo critter in his outdoor slippers, he grazed my head on the concrete said I was finished as a street fighter..

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