finaly got to play some poker, still not busto but we are kinda low. (cashouts killed me)

how to make NIT reg fold, not even an OVERBET
TANK 100sec on zoom




sry it just doesnt let me post hand with chat when i try to convert so i c/p chat in here

8k roll bored of nl200, gave it a shot played 11 hands instant quit, faking zoom
i guess i should fold

Sick skills op. U coach buddy I pay u in cans of VB.

LOL. You sir are a vagina

I remember this thread!

I wonder how much OP is stuck currently

hey guys... long time no see. in the last year i had many ups and many downs. in life as well in poker. but its all good now and looking forward to 2017.
new years resolution - dont play with full roll vs pros


played some 5/10 vs takechip with 1/2 of my roll before all bumhunters and seat scripters came in. had to flame them.

hes trying to overbet me? GTFO



nothing special here but it was funny on the river when he tanked, told him id show my hand if he folded, but he instant called me... dunno why

this hand was played couple of months ago vs WCG| big mouth Rider aka Doug assclown Polk

wtf hes calling me with? even i dont do that... these pros suck

You still got dem mad bluffing skills op

how many people wrote this?

9 high like a boss

Do you actually win in poker or do you just have alot of money to spend?

lol at winning in poker

i win. santa claus went to low stakes to donate some money but fortune follows the brave ones as they say













merry christmas and happy new year

Can't wait to see some sick NL2 bluffs next year. Maybe it's smarter to just go straight to the play money tables and show us your skills there.

solid thread

+1 for username

OP can you show us more high-card bluffs winning? I feel like that will help you accomplish Orb's request much quicker too

This thread is prove people berate fish.

I was lucky to get a player who would shove arc pre flop
And shove reraise air.

25/50nl and he ran good against the table
Who would sit and wait for ak or big pairs to call
And you know what they did when they lost couple buy ins
They only went and told him to leave the table as he was spoiling
The game and would call mod on him.

I was calling down with 8 high or better clean me out but
After I was on a roll hitting some flops the moaning
Table called he names and made him leave table

When he left the were all high fivein. Each other

I just called them all ******s and rage quit

Like if your not playing the button and stats of nit
Your playing annoying poker and call you a fish.

Play 72 shove all in when bored crack qq
And get vile names in chat at me, wtf u fish
Wp, and crazy tilt stuff, next time no way calling or shove without nuts.

Crack there ak with quads and there like well play nice hand.

Too sick for me op. Vanessa selbst would be proud of ur work

Favorite hand of the entire thread. He was good so obv he played it perfect.

That's the best value bet I've ever seen. Great job op

If you're seasoning your gimmick you're doing a really bad job.

If you're not seasoning a gimmick and just merely a new poster you're doing a really bad job.

I can't wait to see the pearl that comes out of your experience here. It will no doubt be phenomenal.

thats your favourite hand ? u have no taste for a good hand and u know nuttin, stfu. DOUG SUX

I don't disagree, but that hand is hilarious. Check/call 2 streets with K high no kicker and he's good the whole way.

People still say to "put someone on.." ?? Just speak English and say "he thought you had AK".

People still say "I'm all in" instead of "I bet it all" or "I'll raise it all". Saying "I'm all in" basically implies that you are betting your soul and putting your entire self including your head into the pot.