It's amazing when you have the biggest stack how much respect people give you, no matter how much of a jackass you are.

Most satisfying feeling in poker = taking a dump after a long tourny

Amen brother.

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Shipping a donkament / working out a deal at the FT when you walk out with more than your ICM equity.

How is this thread not 5 stars?

Having another player mock your playing style at the table when HU (by physically imitating you, and commenting on your play style) only to stack him in that 1 hand with TPTK.

Deep in a tournament, 4 or 5 handed, stacks about even, when two idiots go all in. It doesn't matter what the result is, you are moving up in payout rankings. And it's usually a steal-ego defend-re-steal-pot committed with something like QJs vs A7o.

Scooping your huge >1BI pot and realising there are plenty of greens or even a black chip underneath all that red.

Winning the Sunday Million!

The only thing i can think of that would be better is to win it again.

You lucky dog! How much did you win? (I don't follow tourneys, was it a million?)

^^^Well i've done my brag, just look me up

Far out!

Nh nh

Wait you're an Aussie!? Mate I'm in Brisbane

^^^Nice. Been there once. So bloody humid!

Is there a casino in Adelaide?

Slowrolling and stacking a slime ball who just nitrolled you a few hands ago.

Watching the table drooler double up through the nit-shark "professor" and immediately get a big hand while drooler is still stacking up his chips and asks the dealer "so how much is it now?", as he reaches for a pile of chips.

a chubby inducing PLO spin up.

Love getting my PLO chubb on

Yeh of course! lol Skycity

You've been sitting at a table for 7 hours on the juiciest night of the week, and your strong hands are just not holding up vs this drunk guy who is just running like God. Every one of his hands connects and he's only been there for 90 mins.

You're down from the $800 you came with, to $75 and hating life.

You grit your teeth, get comfortable and grind it back to $350 with a couple nice hands.

You're feeling like this and are ready to call it a night.

You are dealt pocket 2's and decide for one last attempt even though your past 10 PP's have all missed. You raise small, to $10 and get 5 callers including drunk guy. In his stupor you see one of his cards, a Jack...

Flop comes 2 J 9, he donks, some call, you raise, he shoves and you call.
He flips AJ and you double up, plus some extra.

This is actually pretty legit.

When you're down to 3 players at the final table and shove with pocket K's and both opponents call and flip over pocket Q's.

Nice life if you can get it.

Hearing people say you're good at poker

You're good at poker