This thread has suddenly improved 10000 %. If I just knew why...

Lol at having only 1 open raise value.

If you *knew* the german he/she had 2 pair why didn't you value bet river???????????? OP?

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that might be the worst played hand ever. im not going to re read it but did you check behind with a straight on the river. wtf lol. clearly this chick wasnt folding to any bet . your awful op.

LOL

You helplessly tried to BLUFF someone at the lowest stakes possible, it didnt work, you miracle runner runner a better hand and then check behind??? Hahahaha. Is this a brag or a beat story?? Sounds to me like she owned you and got the money in good on every single street. Summary: that chick outplayed you bro.

Zzoop for cull

Im starting to wonder who really is the chick, OP or the person he beat. Why you so mad OP?

THIS! +100000

Worst river check ever could have got her whole stack.

pre/flop/turn: "lets just go completely ****** with this no equity hand"
river: "hit a 4% miracle, better x it down now cuz she can have a flush"

ur a genuine nl2 baller OP, nh.


now eat a dildo

lol at trying to represent 3 specific hands and expect folds

lol at thinking that you and villain can hand read at 1-2c

lol at getting raised and going full ******

lol at checking river

Villain outplayed you on every street,i bet most of your BR ended up in her hands

People like you with your IQ are why I just made 5 buyins in 200 hands - in under an hour.

Sick read to check behind river imo

Want a sick read: Just saved myself 50c here. You guys would have been felted fo sho:





In before: "duhhh if you knew he had aces why didnt you fold pre/the flop/turn/river"

Smooth call a min-raise with KK at $.01/.02
Check call the flop, turn, and river
Lose over 1 BI

Is this a brag, beat, or both?

If I'm honest, yeah - it's a brag & a beat.

So you made 10$ in under and hour? Wow your life is actually sick gg

oh lol mbn

I love how a fish can completely butcher a hand on ever single street where at no point in the entire hand did they make anything approaching a correct decision...

and then after the hand, they sit back in their chair with a shtt eating grin nodding to themselves while basking in the glow of their self delusional genius...

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The only way you could have played this hand worse is if they gave you the option to muck your hand at showdown AFTER she shows her hand.

And that KK hand...

you are proud of losing the minimum huh? Nevermind all the other times villain will have TT+ and you get value from those hands by 3-betting preflop and owning them post flop...

I really do hope this thread is a level...

but my spideysense tells me it's not and you actually believe you played those hands well...

lol @ lucking out vs other fishes and calling it a win

lol @ winning a pack of gum and 2 sodas and being excited about it


Just post threadsavers next time fishcake!!

That's almost as much as I tipped the massage girl at the table. You're on your way, kid!

Nice river check you donk

lol at not shoving river