Don't be so hard on him, he doesn't have it easy you know...
Left foot, right foot, we take the man where he needs to go.
A shoot for LOST, a date with Kate, UFC training. We train lots of UFC, although we rarely get any recognition.
If you'd only buy some new shoes or a nice pedicure with your 50NL riches, master. We would be so happy.
There is something serene with being legs, we just walk, run and jump. Sometimes we also stump a fool in the ring, it's a simple life really.
We are here for locomotion and support, and that is pretty much all that we do. We are your trusted appendages, your loyal and faithful servants. We only wish you did not take us for granted, just some recognition now and again.