I hope Joaquin Guzman isn't reading this.

Let's just say this isn't a level.

I've been trying to come up with a poker odds analogy to op actually 1) finding him, 2) getting the money, and 3) living. All I could come up with is open shoving every single hand to win the sunday million. I don't think your odds are even that good, though.

???
re-level?
cant even tell anymore...

This should be a fairly easy task if you have binoculars. And try the old fashioned wallet trick on him, works every time imo.

I doubt they play NLHE in Mexico. PLO is teh_sh*t there.

there is only one piece of kit OP needs for this adventure and he is guaranteed to get long term use out of it:

Dominos

this

awwwwwwwwww that's sad

He will be remembered forever

no... this is a mailman...

FYP

I dont speak very much spanish, but ask for a place known as "Cemeterio."

Evidence of Mexican police not doing their job? ****, son.

imo

kinda like this Guzman's style;

•#701 on the Forbes wealthiest list at approz 1 billion, between a Swiss oil tycoon and an American heir to the Campbell Soup fortune.

• Rumored to have entered a restaurant in Culiacan in 2007 with a posse of 10 bodyguards who promptly confiscated every single patron's cellphone so he could safely eat his favorite meal — steak — without fear of an ambush. Upon leaving, Guzman paid for everyone's meal, and each cellphone was returned to its proper owner.

• Suspected of helping Mexican and Colombian drug traffickers launder as much as $20 billion in wholesale profits during his 8 years on the run.

• Escaped from the Puente Grande prison in Jalisco, Mexico in 2001, by bribing guards to smuggle him outside via a laundry truck; a federal investigation later led to the arrest of 71 prison officials. Guzman once bragged that he spends $5 million a month on bribes to law enforcement officers.

gl OP you're gonna need it, as an aside if you do actually happen to catch him, I'd personally probably just take the 20 million+ tax free cash Guzman would likely offer as a bribe rather than risking certain death for a measly 5 mill (-38% taxes of course) of reward money

also, rumored to have just been confirmed by hsnl regs. Guzman is elmariachimacho

5 mill a month on bribes alone..BALLAH

I thought this idea was the basis for the next Harold and Kumar script.

For some reason this reminds me of 'The Three Amigos'

Only one way you will be able to get this guy. If you follow me in. I have been tracking this guy for a year now. I am real close, have even talked to him once.

I couldnt stop laughing after i read this

i loled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mTUmczVdik

Please hurry!

IF you don't fear death, have balls of steel, have money to invest on equipment and weapons and have considerable amount of mercenary skills then by all means go for it. But be prepared to be in a simialr situation as these guys...
NSFW and very graphic
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15538c048f