My Englis it ees not so good, so I use dis one:
http://translate.google.com/translate

he wants some of the sht ur smoking. He wants to find this Nancy_Eusebio, and he wants to kill, and ur family as well, and he wants to reduce ur house to ashes, then come in the middle of the night and sht on ur ashes, afaik

wait does that mean he circumvented the profanity filter?
now he's in real trouble cuz you can't buy adanthar imo

nm

your right...nl100 grinders easily make 5 mil

OP,

If you find this guy I will add $10k of my own money to the bounty lol

Adding $20. Good luck.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who saw this and just cracked up...

HAHAHHAHAHAHA but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.

DREAM ON

Senor Guzman,

Tengo mucho respecto para ti. Eres mi modelo. En futuro, quiero ser exactamente como ti.

Tienes posiciones vacantes en tu organización ahora? Necesitas un abogado? Quisiera trabajar para ti.

Este muchacho es muy estúpido. Espero que lo mates.


Saludos,

voycontodo

whoever's running the Joaquin Guzman gimmick needs to get a translator gimmick that posts right after him, oque?

¿Qué es este gimmick de que usted habla? Realización de una broma de mi? De que te mate, como la hormiga bajo mi arranque, esta es mi broma. Soy sólo un humilde hombre de negocios.

Spoiler:

What is this gimmick of which you speak? Making a joke about me? I kill you, like the ant under my boot, this is my joke. I am just a humble businessman.

Estimado senor,

Has leido mi mensaje para ti?

Gracias,
voycontodo

Get the $5 million in advance.

Translate

Mr Guzman

I have alot of respect for you. You are my role model. In future, I want to be exactly like you.

Do you have any vacant positions in your organisation? Do you need a lawyer? I would like to work for you.

This boy is very stupid. I hope you kill him.

Regards,
Voycontodo

this is a level, right? this guy's organization has kill literally over 1,000 people. he's the 701st richest man in the world if you believe Forbes. he's a demigod in his home state.

And anyone who posted itt...oh noes...

Good lord. I can't believe all of the negativity and cowardice coming from you guys. What ever happened to America, the land of the brave?? This man is a wanted criminal by the U.S. and Mexico. That's why there's a $5,000,000 reward out for him.

We have a little over $4,000 and plenty of supplies. As I've said in a previous post, we've all discussed about how long we will have to be there and the possible problems ahead, that's why we have have continuously went over precautions and signals. There are three people going and two of them can speak Spanish as a second language language fluently. I personally cannot, but I know enough of the basics. We have first aid kits, high powered binoculars, 4 way multi-mile range walkie talkies, hand guns, high powered night vision goggles, camcorders, GPS's and lots of bottled water and canned food.

They will last us around 2 months, not including the money that's been saved. Most of it will go towards housing. We plan to stay there for at least 2 months. We are prepared to leave on the 28th.

To the people who are saying that the police wont do anything

We've went over this and if that turns out to be the case, we will have all calls we make to the police recorded, so we will have some evidence of the police not doing their job.

To JackM: I haven't received a PM back from you yet. If you still want to go through with heading down there with us, let me know. We have enough equipment for a couple more people.

If anyone else is interested and lives close to Georgia, let me know. Please have a Passport.

And when you smuggle those guns across the border you may never return from Mexican jail. They are very strict about that, and you are presumed guilty in Mexican court. They put you in prison for years for bringing in a gun.

Hello, police? This is Jon Luc Picard with the United Federation of Planets. I know you don't speak English, but I'm standing outside Mr. Guzman's house and I would like to report that he is home. When can I get my monies?



This must be a level. Nobody is as stupid as OP in this thread, amirite?


In the event that you are delusional, and you don't get locked up in the mental ward, please share with us your contingency plan if the police who are loyal to Guzman lock you up on gun charges?

And while waiting for your parents to bribe you out of Mexican jail, how do you intend to keep the assassins at bay?

What level do you get a passport at?

WP, nice take on the Refreshments, best song on the album.

Why do I need to lie? I'm not going by myself.. And as i've already stated, we need the money and $5,000,000 is a lot Jesus, your acting like I'm actually going to take him by force. We're all very aware of the charges they can bring up on carrying guns. We won't be taking the guns across the border. My friend already has someone that can provide the guns when we get down there. We won't be carrying them when we're scoping places out. We'll only have them at our housing spot. They will be used for thieves that might try to break in.

I saw the title of this thread, and I thought, "This is gonna suck".

Then I looked through the posts...... and I was right.