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03-15-2009 , 01:17 AM

#51

badtyrant

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 192

do it cs style yo.

bring flashes and nades and smoke the **** out of them. have an awper back push middle and flank b, never fails.

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03-15-2009 , 01:26 AM

#52

MaxRaises

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,510

this dude cuts my lawn

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03-15-2009 , 01:28 AM

#53

Machinehead

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,050

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Originally Posted by MaxRaises

this dude cuts my lawn

I think you just made $5million.

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03-15-2009 , 01:30 AM

#54

tvstealer

adept

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 851

5 million is chump change to him anyway

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03-15-2009 , 01:43 AM

#55

LetMeLive

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25,131

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Originally Posted by badtyrant

do it cs style yo.

bring flashes and nades and smoke the **** out of them. have an awper back push middle and flank b, never fails.

lol

gullanian is awesome too

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03-15-2009 , 03:13 AM

#56

bias1

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,065

good luck (taken voice)

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03-15-2009 , 04:24 AM

#57

ieatpussyallday

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 21

the only chance u have is to recruit ARNIE, STALLONE, STATHAM, JET LI, STEVEN SEAGAL and DOLPH LUNDGREN his body guards woulod be mincemeat....

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03-15-2009 , 05:10 AM

#58

3j55

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,515

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Originally Posted by skies2192

Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.

It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.

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Originally Posted by earharrm

I'm sure he has paid the "mexican police" their fair share and they probably provide him protection.

have fun

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03-15-2009 , 05:41 AM

#59

brycead

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,740

hi

im interested in being a part of this journey. im currently residing in miami, FL. please send me PM, i will fly to wherever you need me to be. i need the money.

thanks

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03-15-2009 , 05:53 AM

#60

EdmontonRounder

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,097

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Originally Posted by Gullanian

HAHA gotta show some mad love for the jeep and the TAKE MANEY THE F DO flag.

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03-15-2009 , 06:00 AM

#61

nghiemster

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 347

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Originally Posted by skies2192

Well, times are tight and I need the money. There is a $5,000,000 reward on his head. Me and 3 other friends have decided to go into Mexico and turn him in.

Here's his profile:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...884982,00.html

We are planning on leaving in 2 weeks. Any thoughts or Ideas on how we should prepare?

where are you leaving from? Cause if you're leaving from texas, i'm in.

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03-15-2009 , 06:03 AM

#62

PEWWWW

hustlenomics

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,142

ya that post was gold

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03-15-2009 , 06:23 AM

#63

skateb

adept

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 711

yea i would like to join the party too, i served in the israeli military as a medic, was on advanced training, and did over 100 shooting ranges with m16 as well distance shooting ranges with a scope. i did great in those and i could be a sniper if my unit had snipers. i know basic open areas tactics vs terrorist and can operate a mag and a granade as well. i want even split of the money, also u need to pay my flighting ticket cuz im busto at stars and ftp as well. also i want a cut of the drugs that the drug lord probably has, and i want a big cut, ty good day.

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03-15-2009 , 07:24 AM

#64

iraise44

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,672

^^ are u still in the israeli military?

israeli army > random mexican dudes running around with guns imo

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03-15-2009 , 07:34 AM

#65

jailb1rd

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 188

Hunting a drug lord.
Wow.
You guys really live in tv nation.

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03-15-2009 , 07:43 AM

#66

gfejs

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 386

Just send him a letter demanding: 5Mill OR ELSE! Just see what happens he will probably pay up its +ev for him.

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03-15-2009 , 07:49 AM

#67

pontylad

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8,714

Surely this would be the ultimate BBV get together!!

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03-15-2009 , 07:50 AM

#68

koOma

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,903

OP dead yet?

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03-15-2009 , 07:51 AM

#69

fnx99

G2p2 HU Champion

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,259

BLACKWATER ONE TIME

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03-15-2009 , 08:09 AM

#70

allahakhbar

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49

Take Mike Matusow with you, he's got the coke nose.

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03-15-2009 , 08:11 AM

#71

mother_brain

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,695

[X]LOLDruglordBountyhuntaments.

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03-15-2009 , 08:27 AM

#72

Lou White

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 26

so easy....

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• Rumored to have entered a restaurant in Culiacan in 2007 with a posse of 10 bodyguards who promptly confiscated every single patron's cellphone so he could safely eat his favorite meal — steak — without fear of an ambush. Upon leaving, Guzman paid for everyone's meal, and each cellphone was returned to its proper owner.

Option 1: Hang out at the restaurants he likes to go to. After he does this you will have his credit card reciept with his home address. NAILED

Option 2: Don't get your phone back. An hour or so afer he leaves just call your phone and when he answers say "donde es drug lord". NAILED

Mucho Profito Muchacho

p.s. this thread is hillarious. +1 OP

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03-15-2009 , 08:40 AM

#73

BoWChiKaBoWo

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,510

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Originally Posted by iraise44

^^ are u still in the israeli military?

israeli army > random mexican dudes running around with guns imo

Hmmm not too sure about that ; they didn't do so well in 2006 and in the last one. They're getting rusty imo.

Their training program still is the nuts tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx44EdgJHSY

Last edited by BoWChiKaBoWo; 03-15-2009 at 08:46 AM.