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Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

03-15-2009 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by chitnhgg
rub dirt all over yourself so you fit in with the mexicans
rofl
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03-15-2009 , 12:35 AM
I hope this is a level
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03-15-2009 , 12:36 AM
has to be a level?
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03-15-2009 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Aki86
I hope this is a level
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Originally Posted by phil hellmuck
has to be a level?
I am sure of it but its all good
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03-15-2009 , 12:40 AM
Can I join the team? I got some good ideas.

Frist, we could each get some gyrocopters.

I know, I know, they eat into out profits, but tbh with you we will need the mobility Mexico is a big country. The helicopter depicted is red, but im thinking maybe we should make it green, what do you guys think.

Also, to offset costs a little, maybe we could turn it into a TV show? I've designed the promo posters for us already

We could go and stick them with glue around in public places. I chose the top font because it looks western, exciting sort of, you know its a hunt! People will be like, oh just another hunt tv prog... FIVE MILLION DOLLARS? That's our USP imo.

A glue gun might be best to stick posters up, there is afterall global warming going on so our posters would be expected to survive more extreme weather than they did 10 years ago. I found this glue gun on amazon:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...d35503fffd87ce what do you guys think? We might need some refills, I think the garage round the corner does them I'll go and check tommorow. im thinking maybe laminate them as well what do you guys think. shall i set us up a hotmail account we can share as well?

I think we should buy a jeep each as well with a trailer so we can get around and stuff. I took this photo of a jeep and superimposed on the TV logo so our trucks are easily identifiable when we are driving round, it might prompt mexicans to come out and engage with us

the flag is photoshopped it isnt real part of the jeep

bte she says she will drive around for us for $500,000, idk up to you guys

anyway basically i figure we drive and fly around trying to find him, when someone spots him have a code word on the radio



then when the code word is said we all rush there with our nets and stuff and fly away with him before we get caught and claim
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03-15-2009 , 12:41 AM
Do you really think the mexican authorities will move in if you 3,4, or 5 college aged white guys happen to find this guy and his minimum 10 personal bodyguards with your vast knowledge of mexico? The article says he has bribed gov and police repeatedly. Maybe searching for sunken treasure or mummies in egypt would be better idea.
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03-15-2009 , 12:43 AM
omfg this is like the worst idea in the history. rest in peace
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03-15-2009 , 12:44 AM
lol
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03-15-2009 , 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by A_C_Slater
From the linked article:

"Guzman once bragged that he spends $5 million a month on bribes to law enforcement officers."


So the same Mexican police that are getting paid $5 million a month to protect him are going to take him down because some gringo wants $5 million from the U.S. government?
Not all cops are corrupt. We'll just report to the ones that have a great reputation of upholding the law there.
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03-15-2009 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Not all cops are corrupt. We'll just report to the ones that have a great reputation of upholding the law there.
Mexico?

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03-15-2009 , 12:50 AM
I think we need to plan what we will do if we see him? like where to shoot him and stuff, what do you guys think about this plan, might be best to get this memorised before we leave

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03-15-2009 , 12:52 AM
But it's $5,000,000


We'll take our chances. Again, all we have to do is call it in if we see him. Don't know why so many of you see this as a fail.
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03-15-2009 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Not all cops are corrupt. We'll just report to the ones that have a great reputation of upholding the law there.


You don't understand the mentality of the cop. Even the ones that aren't corrupt would never rat out or endanger the standard of living of the ones that are.
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03-15-2009 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by A_C_Slater
You don't understand the mentality of the cop. Even the ones that aren't corrupt would never rat out or endanger the standard of living of the ones that are.
Well if that's the case, why is he always in hiding??
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03-15-2009 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by skies2192
Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.

It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.
I'm sure he has paid the "mexican police" their fair share and they probably provide him protection.
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03-15-2009 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by swd805
hire chodezilla
I laughed hahah
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03-15-2009 , 01:03 AM
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"He remains fairly safe in Mexico because of his influence and his ability to corrupt."
— Jack Riely, special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration's El Paso division (National Public Radio, July 15, 2008)
This was before the BBV Commandos were on the case.
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03-15-2009 , 01:05 AM
Ask him to take a picture holding up a BBV sign.
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03-15-2009 , 01:06 AM
I'll take the under
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03-15-2009 , 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by LiveActionPro
get the 5 million, spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder
i would be completely fine looking over my shoulder with 5 mill in da bank son
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03-15-2009 , 01:07 AM
pay someone else to look over it for you ldo
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03-15-2009 , 01:08 AM
You're in some deep **** if you really need $5 million. Also, the pictures of this guy are lol, I'm pretty sure I could catch him.
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03-15-2009 , 01:12 AM
Why not go after Bin Laden? You probably have a better shot of capturing him than you do El Chapo, plus it's like $20,000,000 mirrrrion moar.

LOL

Last edited by Ce1ska; 03-15-2009 at 01:17 AM.
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03-15-2009 , 01:14 AM
I want 10% or I tell him that you're on your way.
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03-15-2009 , 01:17 AM
he looks like a construction worker
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